New story everyone! Yet, you thought this day would never come.

DekiNo-Sama has finally come to terms with trying to finish this. Yes, I've written this before, but again my computer crashed so I had to rewrite it.

"What An Unconventional Lifestyle"

AU. Inuyasha has just started to cope with being alone on the countryside, not that he wasn't used to that. Then having to move to the city he learns being heterosexual would do him no good. As if he didn't have enough problems.

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This shit just ain't for me.

I mean- I'm over 200 years old for fuck's sake.

Why did they decide this now?

When I was a pup, I wasn't even allowed to go to school but now it's required?

Fan-Fucking-tastic.

I stared in the mirror at the neck covering gakuran, that we would all be required to wear at this school.

School, there is something I never thought I'd have to use in my vocabulary-

Wait, wait, wait... Did I just say Vocabulary? Shit I'm learning already!

I hated it.

I hated learning something unnecessary and this tight ass sheet they dare to call clothing.

It was too tight. As if I was revealing everything to the world.

Why couldn't I just wear my kimono?

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"You look like an idiot", Miroku laughed, I could only smirk knowing he would wear the same thing.

"As if you would look any better", I snapped at him leaning against the mirror, so I wouldn't be forced to see the ningen clothing. Why humans chose to show off every curve and muscle they have I will never understand.

He rolled his eyes, "Please, you act like this is the end of the world." Miroku sat on his bed sheets, awaiting my answer that he already knew.

I only growled in reply, "It is ridiculous how embarrassingly tight this is."

He laughed at me, "You've lived with Sensei Mushin and I for twelve years now-", and I crossed my arms and replied "So?" interrupting him.

Sighing, he went on, "You've slept on mattresses-"

"Occasionally! I still prefer to sleep on trees and you know that!" I said interrupting him again, he only narrowed his eyes as I waved a hand for him to continue,"You've lived with technology for a long time, school was an obvious choice. Think of all the things that are happening, life has changed since you were young, now hurry up and finish getting dressed we have to get our classes today."

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Snickering, more than forty percent of new students stood before the getabako receiving their new uwabaki.

I tugged and pulled at the collar while putting on my indoor shoes. I took my seat in the back next to Miroku.

"I am Myoga-san, your class advisor. Now, these are your class schedules. Class begins at 8:30. So let me know if you're interested in joining any sports" the old chubby man gazed at me and tried to run his clawed fingers through my hair,"Let me know if you need, anything" I literally jumped four feet away from him and looked over at Miroku who was too caught up in the only four girls in our class giving him anything but the time of day. The poor fool, sometimes he acts as if he has forgotten the reason he couldn't get those girls even if he wanted to.

I would never forget how the world has changed, mostly because I was here to witness it all.

Hanyous aren't despised like they were when I was a pup. Actually, they aren't loathed at all anymore, but instead were seen more as an adorable trait. Besides that, the only thing humans and demons hate more than anything are heterosexuals. Being straight has been deemed unnatural since the Flying war in 2027. I will never understand how the only way different species can live together in harmony is if they both hate something in return.

Sort of ridiculous if you ask me.

Homosexuals showed they were not only able to fight for what they believe in but also that there was a better and healthier life choice. Which led the government to eliminate the ban on homosexual marriage and homosexuals overtook the government themselves.

If a female mates with a female, it's harder to get hurt because they both understand each other, and likewise for men mating with men, but that was mostly due to having the same sexual anatomy. Or so I'm told. The only reason females even sexually interact with males or males with females now is simply they have either: given up on finding love, having sex for money, just wanting to settle down and have a family without the need of a spouse, experimenting with the opposite sex, or science experiments for money.

In fact, in certain areas it is found illegal and you could be arrested if found fornicating with the opposite sex.

It's very rare you would find a completely heterosexual person in Japan; they were slowly dying out in numbers, usually because they can never find another just like them. If you do happen to find a fully heterosexual person would be in the agriculture of Japan. Which is where Miroku, Master Mushin, and I were from. So, we were in the 10%. I was straight and so was Miroku but since it wasn't seen as completely normal, we would have to hide it which I wasn't exactly thrilled for and Miroku wasn't really good at.

"These are your new classmates: Kinso, Miroku and Takahashi, Inuyasha", screeched toward the class and Miroku quickly looks away from the two girls scowling at him.

"Dewa Hajimemashou.", She shouted forcing all into the introductory chapter. I ignored both my cowering friend and that loud mouthed woman that sat in the front of our class. I was somewhat thankful she did not notice me ignoring every word, because if you haven't noticed that unlike Miroku, I get aggravated a little easily.

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Inuyasha just scowled the entire time, "Well, what are you qualifications ", the woman asked sweetly crossing her fingers over the table. When Inuyasha refused to say anything, Miroku covered for him, "Nervousness.", Miroku laughed slightly then told the woman the needed information, leaving Inuyasha to only rolled his eyes. This woman was so obviously fake, it irritated him.

She nodded knowingly, "Well let's see if we can find a job for... Takahashi and Kinso? Yes?" Inuyasha looked at her confused as if he had forgotten the real reason they had even come. Miroku looked at the computer screen longingly hoping for good news. "With the information given, all we have available is bathroom attendant.", She began. Inuyasha quickly asked Miroku what that meant after he was whispered something from the short-haired friend of his, he looked at the woman in disgust, "Shit cleaner? I barely like cleaning up after myself you think I'm going to clean up after someone else?", every worker in the office looked over at the scene Inuyasha was creating.

Miroku nervously laughed, "Thank you for your time", he bowed before ushering Inuyasha toward the exit.

The boys made their way to their shrine and Miroku unlocked the door after removing the demon repelling scrolls, noticing they were already gone. Inuyasha wiggled his nose in trying to wring the disgust from his senses at the powerful smells coming from the living room. "Do you-?" Miroku started. Inuyasha shook his head and fell to the ground covering his nose. "Oh boys, you're home!", Mushin greeting lazing around the dozen of women, human and demons alike, in scandalous clothing with amplified make up. "Come in, Grab a woman. Come! Come! It's on me!", He chuckled his face flushed with intoxication, Miroku held a hand out to the disgusted demon, only to have it swatted away and Inuyasha pushes himself up. Mushin ushered the boys into the fountain of unclean women.

"Master! Why are you being so ill-mannered in this new city? We just moved here are you trying to give us away?!", Miroku looked angrily at the old man after Inuyasha slammed the door behind him. He hoped no one saw. Mushin became ashamed and embarrassed but then laughed in his drunken state and pat Miroku on the back, "What could you mean?", Inuyasha sit in the kitchen to cover his sensitive nose in the smell of food, only to find it circled around the house. Miroku rubs his temples in frustration and forced the women out the door with bills to chase after.

A soft haired goblin demon gazed closely at Miroku instead of following the other exotic women for money, she slyly hinted him to come closer, she somewhat entranced Miroku, leaving him caught by the look in her eye-

"Enough bullshit already!", Inuyasha halted the trance the demon had drawn his friend by slamming the door in her face and leaving the putrid smell out the door with the women, he then stalked toward the door of their room.

"... and they were ready to do it all! and at a moderate price may I add.", Master Mushin continued his rant about the women he hired, drawing Miroku's attention back to reality.

"Master, we live in the city now.", When Mushin tried to continue Miroku interrupted, "In the city, it is unusual for a man to sleep with a women for no real purpose. It is logically illegal. It was less indecent on the countryside.", he turned to see that Mushin was more attentive to his Sake more than his explanation, he sighed, "Just try to control yourself.", leaving the old man to smile and nod understandingly then fall over in a sleepy daze. Miroku took the bottle away from Mushin mouth and continued to the room he shared with Inuyasha.

"Master drunk himself to sleep, again", he let down the bottle and took a seat on the only bed as Inuyasha was vacant on the branch by the window. "Don't care. This tree is so damned uncomfortable. I miss the trees in Okayama, it was so warm there and quiet too. This fucking noise is gonna make me drill holes in my head."

Miroku changed his clothing, "Well, you know we had to leave since the city we lived in, we were forced out-"

"Oi, you mean when you decided to sexually confuse every daughter in the village? We got kicked out on our asses because you cannot control your damn dick. You think we'll do better here? You must be joking..", Inuyasha pointed out making his friend make a face and disagreeing, "No, i don't think that's what happened exactly."

Inuyasha scoffed at his statement, "Please, you took more virginities than that german menace killed people.", Miroku shook his head once again and threw the bottle out the window, only to smack the demon in the head.

"What the fuck?", Inuyasha held on the window pane and flared his nostrils at the man he dared to call friend.

"Well get ready for tomorrow. We have school tomorrow.", Inuyasha threw his head back in a frustrated grunt.