The man who turned to a potato.
Alfred Wanna. Be, age 57, (main character.)
One day Alfred was looking for a job when he noticed a sign at a window of the C.I.A. building he walked up to the note to take a closer look as he did so he noticed a message that said "accepting" his eyes were as round as the moon and he hopped around in joy as he learned that the government is accepting him as a C.I.A. agent. Alfred later went into the C.I.A. building in the hospital part of the building he met a C.I.A. guy who said "it's okay lay here." He had a terrible feeling at the pit of his hungry stomach.
The next day Alfred woke up and noticed that he gained an extra 120 pounds and really didn't think of it that much he then went to his job but forgot that he lost his wallet at the police station, he got sick the next day and a friend of his- (Peni S. Shorthead) and advised him to meet a pastor, because you can cure anything with the love of Jesus Christ and he met Pastor (Jew Ssteala. lot) and it turns out that there was no church and it was an Ihop and he got stabbed in the neck and covered with delicious butter sauce.
He managed to escape but the crazy man chased after him with a pare a twizers and Alfred asked the fake pastor who met him behind an Ihop "why you chasing me?" Alfred looked at the mirror and sawed that he had turned into a potato and he noticesed that his lims fell off and said "Oh my god!" and he also realized that he was rolling around instead of running….he chased and chased the giant human sized potato around for miles until Alfred killed the crazy man.
So Alfred killed a man and he is now wanted in 12 states for various potato related crimes, this concludes the story, or does it