A/N: LOL! I just had to write this after a little discussion with some HP fans on IMDB. All this happens DURING HBP and not after.
Disclaimer: All belongs to the Evil Genius - Rowling.
Chapter 1:
Theme song:
To the 'Friends' theme song:
Dedicated to Snape
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
You're stuck in a cottage
With Pettigrew everyday!
Its like your always stuck
with double choices
Well when you havent had to
Save Harry, make vows or even brew potions...
Peter's there for you!
When you talk to Death Eaters
Peters there for you!
To bring you your drinks
Peters there for you!
Cause if he werent
He'd be killed.
Are you really evil
Or is it just a game?
Could it be that staying with Peter
Has turned you gay?
Its like your always stuck
with double choices
Well when you havent had to
Save Harry, make vows or even brew potions...
Peter's there for you!
As he listens at the door
Peter's there for you!
When you curse him on the floor
Peter's there for you!
Cause if he werent
He'd be killed.
Severus Snape was bored. The Dark Lord had not given him any work today and neither had Dumbledore. He was all alone at his filthy cottage with no one to keep him company except...
"Snape, you're sitting in my chair!"
"Pettigrew go find a hole and crawl into it."
"Stop talking to me like that. The Dark Lord didn't keep me here for you to be rude to me..."
"No...He kept you here to wait on me."
"No he didn't!"
Snape got up and laughed.
"But didnt you hear? I'm supposed to sing this to you when you disobey me."
Snape cleared his throat and began to sing
(To the tune of 'Take on Me' by A-ha)
You will be talking away
Im don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
So you're to wait on me, OK?
(Snape begins to dance)
"Wait on me!"
(Wait on me)
"Wait me on!"
(Wait on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
So needless to say
I want sherry and rum
But that's medrinking away
Slowly learning that life is sucky.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry
"Wait On Me!"
(Wait on me)
"Wait me on!"
(Wait on me)
I'll be gone
In a day or two
Peter burst into tears.
Next Chapter: The Unbreakable Vow