E/O Challenge: write in a new style and use the word 'crush'
Word Count: Okay, so here's the thing...you throw a challenge like this at me, and I'm just the type of person that takes it and runs and runs and runs with it. Like I can't stop. So what I'm saying is that this is a 300 word drabble. Sorry. But this was SO much fun! Since I've heard a lot about 'script frenzy', I became inspired. I hope you enjoy!
Warning/Spoilers: Yes for Season 7
Summary: AU The Winchesters appear on a television show. Not their best moment.
On Air
Scene opens, interior: Sam and Dean Winchester are in a television studio, sitting on a couch. The interviewer, a confident young man, sits behind a desk, an old-fashioned microphone and some papers in front of him. Lights and cameras are all around. The live audience applauds. The director signals they are "on-air," and the interview begins. The applause dies down.
Interviewer: Welcome back to 'Hunter's Weekly,', your televised guide to monster hunting, demon snatching, and experienced hunters talking about their latest cases. This evening, we have Sam and Dean Winchester, a pair of well-known hunters in their own right! Welcome, Sam and Dean!
The two brothers nod awkwardly at the applause, Sam smiles and waves at the camera. Dean punches him in the arm.
Interviewer: So we recently learned that the Leviathans are the latest and greatest foes of yours...tell me, what's your plan to crush them?
Sam: Well, we know that Borax hurts them -
Dean: Other than that, we really can't discuss our strategy.
Sam: Right.
Interviewer: Of course! But tell us Dean, just what is it about Dick that twists your panties?
Dean: WHAT!
Interviewer: Okay, next question. Let's talk about Bobby. Should he stay or should he go?
Dean (agitated): Listen, he's not some possessed object - !
Sam: What Dean means to say is that we haven't made a decision on that yet. And its going to be a personal one. That's all.
Interviewer (awkwardly, glances fearfully at the camera) : Right, yes, okay. So...ah, the Impala! When are we going to see the dear, old Impala again!
Dean stands up abruptly, rips off microphone, storms off the set, yelling obscenities.
Sam: Um, I think this interview is over.
Interviewer: Join us next week when Garth joins us live with Mr. Fizzles! Good night!