Note:These diaries were inspired by The Secret Diaries of Casandra Claire. These are not a copy. I loved them very much and I just had to make my own. That is all.
The Secret Diaries of Elohir Son of Elrond
Day 1.
Rode off into wild with Elladan earlier. Dad trying to show us his crown after he had Arwen wash it. Must admit: Am very big fan of shiny things but he was drunk. Couldn't cope. Ran away. Dad all teary now.
Day 5.
Am still in wild. Have hunch Elladan has a crush on me. Has begun doing creepy chicken dance in small bikini. Am somewhat impressed.
Day 7.
Have come back home. Dad all huggy and teary now. Am very sad I came back. Elladan sad too.
We met Aragorn too. He skipped big supper because we had news. I love practical jokes. We made something up about Ringwraiths in Dagorlad. Haha, you should have seen his face! We told him not to tell anyone.
Day 11.
Went to big manly bonding session. Dad called it The Council of Elrond' when everyone knows it was a total copy of The View'.
Gandalf told us he went to see the head of his order. What order?
Day 15.
Have decided that some hairy little man is going to go to the Cracks of Doom. Haha, that name is so funny! I burst out laughing in the middle of it.
Day 19.
Went out with Elladan today. Went skinny-dipping under the bridge that Arwen and Aragorn were talking on. No one tells me anything anymore. When did Arwen and Aragorn fall in love?
Day 25.
Broke up with Elladan after Dad said I had to be at least 7,000 years old to marry. We had it all planned out too.
Day 29.
Hairy little men babbling about missing some Shire.
Day 36.
Nine people went out to destroy pretty ring. Wanted it for myself. Asked if I could have it for wedding ring, but they said no.
Day 40.
Dad finally took bath.
Day 46.
Whatched superbowl today. Nine people with ring running for touchdown. Only two Hairy Little Men left.
Day 49.
Hairy Little Men finally made it to the last yard...