Balder and Apollon got along very well for Gods of the same concept, but of different cultures. Both were similar in nature; always bright and cheerful. However, there was one major difference between the two-Rain could never touch Balder; he could not get wet.
After he had gone back to his room from the group's rendezvous in the rain, he donned his pajamas and lay back on his bed. He acted like his inability to get wet didn't phase him in front of the others, so that they wouldn't worry, but it did. He wanted to be drenched to. He wanted to get wet. Now, this may seem like a somewhat stupid insecurity to the common onlooker, but the issue extends even further than just his outer body being unable to get wet; he could not cum as a normal person would.
He sighed, and attempted to jerk one out, but his depression made his wang equally depressed. He simply couldn't get excited. He was about to give up on it when Apollon came bursting in, his wet clothes still clinging onto his well-toned body. Balder quickly covered his member, as Apollon moved inquisitively closer. "Balder-Sama~!," he said laughing, and pouncing onto the bed. Balder's yoohoo spot was excited by the impact of the other's advancing toward him, causing his face to redden, and he squeezed down on his newly-made erection.
"Eh, what're you hiding? Is it fun? Show me!" Apollon knew exactly what was going on in Balder's pants and he wanted to get into them. He moved Balder's hands away, even though he protested it, and feasted his eyes upon Balder's Golden Dick. The heavens sang as his penis glowed, and Apollon wanted to touch the light, as he could already see it. So he did. He touched all over Balder's cock while Balder moaned and grunted and urged Apollon out of his clothes at some point.
They played sword fights with each other's dicks happily until each climaxed until morning; Apollon came like normal people do, and Balder came a rainbow, which evolved into a unicorn. "This reminds me of how you made my Pegasus," Apollon whispered in Balder's ear. And then he sneezed because that stupid motherfucker didn't change out of his wet clothes soon enough, and because he was human and vulnerable to illnesses now, he got sick, and transferred his sickness to Balder as well. Moral of the story, kids: Don't have sex with someone who just got out of the rain. Sex in the rain is okay because then there's no one to blame except each other. The end.