"Have you ever wondered what they'd be like?" Ino asked, looking over at the guys training, a small smirk on her face.
"Huh? What who would be like?" Sakura said, turning to her blonde friend with an confused look.
Ino turned to her, her smirk gradually increasing into a grin.
"Them." Ino replied, indicating the guys with a nod of her head.
"With what?" Tenten asked, her eyebrows raised.
"Y'know..." Ino giggled, making a suggestive movement with her hips.
Sakura gagged. Tenten burst out laughing. Hinata, of course, blushed.
"NO!" Sakura yelled, a disgusted look on her face.
"Oh yeah, whatever, like you never wondered what Sasuke would be like in bed!" Ino accused, her grin widening even further.
"I bet he'd be a hundred times better than Shikamaru or Choji!" Sakura retorted, a vein throbbing on her forehead.
"Probably, Shikamaru would be too lazy for that sorta thing, and Choji'd probably squash me!" Ino yelped, shuddering at the thought.
"Yeah... well, Tenten, what about Neji?" Sakura asked, winking.
"Pfft, with he'd probably spend the whole time saying that it was his destiny!" Tenten laughed, shaking her head.
"And… and Lee?" Sakura said quietly, dreading the thought.
Tenten's eyes widened.
"Well... if he put as much passion and energy into it as he does in training..." Tenten trailed off, her face turning red. 'Note to self, seduce Lee.' she thought evilly, rubbing her hands together.
Sakura nodded thoughtfully.
Ino turned to Hinata, who had seemingly been more interested with tearing up some grass.
"What about Shino... and Kiba?" she asked, smirking.
"I bet Shino would have lice!" Sakura exclaimed, earning a disgusted groan from the others.
"And Kiba?" Ino enquired curiously.
Hinata mumbled something quietly.
"Huh?" Ino said, gesturing for her to speak louder.
Hinata looked up, her face bright red.
"D-doggy style."
Naruto turned sharply to see an explosion of laughter from the girls, all sitting on the other end of the training field.
"Wonder what's up with them?" he asked, peering over curiously.
"I shall wager they are discussing most youthful, womanly things!" Lee shouted, shooting a shining grin at him.
Kiba shrugged, a feral grin on his face, as Sasuke shook his head disapprovingly.
"Women."
After the laughter had died down, finally, Tenten turned to Sakura.
"What about Sai?" she hiccupped, still giggling a little.
"I... I don't think he would..." Sakura mumbled, thinking of her slightly creepy friend.
Ino shrugged.
"And... Naruto...?" she asked, nudging Hinata playfully.
"Well... I can imagine his Shadow clones might come into play..." Sakura chuckled, her eyes widening at the idea.
Ino and Tenten were too busy fantasising to notice the loud thump behind them as Hinata fainted, her nose bleeding profusely.