Sadly I do not own twilight I only own my pet floppy eared bunny.
Btw: This is my first fic so be nice flames won't be tolerated.
The Jasper Hale talk show.
Jasper: Welcome to the Jasper Hale talk show I'm your host Jasper and I'm merely a puppet controlled by the most glorious author ever.
Talia: And I'm jasper's girlfriend because the author hates that bitch Alice.
Author: It's true she is a maniacal egotanistical self-centered bratty fugly braggart. I'm sorry I started ranting but I really hate her.
Jasper: Would you let me talk? Anyways are guests are Rory and Albinette.
Rory: I'm the mystical Rory and I'm a writer and once I start talking I don't stop and….
Albinetta(henceforth alby):Anyways I'm the calmer of the two and I'm also sometimes I'm doom and gloom and abortion as my friends say. I love Edward, Rauol, and Erik. For those of you who know that is a throwback to The Phantom of the opera.
Rory:and I love puppies and..wait were you ignoring me? I don't like being cut off and…
Jasper: And we are out of time folks tune in next week we will be having Nessie and Jake.