The ode to Birdie mun mun

"Hi every body!" says me.

"Hi Maple and Ginger Oatmeal!" says you.

"Now can I have a bit of silence?" says me.

"NO!" says you.

"Well; hmm, what are we going to do? I know, shut it!

Oh pardon my French" says me.

"Oh it's OK" says you.

"Well

For many a year I have been reading Birdie num num's stuff and I lovedit so this is for you Birdie!

It's da Ubler Scary Diary of Visser 3, bom bom bom,

Done by Birdie mun mun and not by me,

bom bom bom,

How I love reading 'bout Visser 3,

bom bom bom,

In his Ubler Scary Diary.

So I hope yal liked my song

Love

Oatmeal." says me.

(Visser 3 is a character made up by K. Applegate and not by me OK. So you can't fine me.)