Summary: An orphanage is where children who don't have parents go to get adopted. The House of Unwanted Children is where children who don't have parents go to lose all hope of getting adopted by anyone. {SakuMulti} {MultiSaku} {SakuraMulti} {MultipleSaku}
Inspiration: Both my parents are always almost never home, so I live with my 4 older brothers, and my 20 other cousins in a huge house we got from our deceased grandparents. Since my aunt and uncle went to jail for... ah... ehem... reasons, my 10 cousins came to live in our mansion (AWESOME BTW), and the 10 other cousins were adopted by my Tycoon Uncle. One day, my apparently older (don't see why) twin brother made a comment that the mansion was like an "Home for Unwanted Children", and after my 3 other older brothers proceeded to smack him multiple times, it hit me! I kicked my beloved bro's out of my room, and began typing this up.
Pairing: Didn't I mention it in the Summary? {SakuMulti}
Rated: T
Random fact of the month: One day, chickens are going to rise up and peck us all to death! It'll happen! Just watch! Don't come crying back to me when the chicken apocalypse comes and smacks you across the face!
Welcome to H.U.C! The House of Unwanted Children! But, to tell you the truth, there was only one child that lived there. Konohamru Sarutobi, age 8. The rest consisted of all teenaged unwanted orphans.
First was Naruto Uzumaki. 16 ½ years old. 2nd year at Kohona Academy. He's a tanned, loud mouthed, blue eyed, oblivious, and loyal blonde who can be a complete idiot at times... okay... maybe all the time. His parents were killed when he was only 2 months old, and Kakashi, who was Naruto's fathers Kouhai in his 1st years of Kohona High, took him to his lonely mansion. Thus creating the H.U.C.
The second orphans taken in were Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Akimichi. All taken in from a local adoption center. Many attempted to adopt one, or maybe two, but they thoroughly refused to go without the rest of their little group. Kakashi had sparked an interest between all 4 boys when catching them vandalizing the Grocers. Kiba was a dog lover, and everywhere he went, came Akamaru. His beloved dog, that always hid in his gray jacket, or on top of his head, hooded or not. Shino was a quite boy, all that explains him is his love of bugs. Shikamaru... a lazy ass. But, an IQ circling between inhuman. Too bad he only chooses to use it for black mail. And Choji, a chubby boy, who is sensitive about his weight. All 4 boys are currently the same age as Naruto. They were adopted at 4 years old.
The third ones adopted were the Uchiha brothers. Itachi and Sasuke. Both boys are secluded and mysterious, their whole family was slaughtered, and because of that, nobody dared to adopt them. Both have jet black hair, and obsidian eyes, that can flash red when irritated. Despite their similarities, they are complete opposites. If that makes sense. Itachi was the elder one, his hair was quite long, tied in a skinny ponytail trailing down his upper back. And he was the calm, collected one, rarely losing his cool, his age is 17 years old. Sasuke has hair in the shape of a chickens ass, as Naruto's first impression of him. He, unlike the elder Uchiha, is very irritable, and loses his temper on the daily basis. Age is the same as Naruto. They were adopted when Sasuke was 5, and Itachi was 7.
Fourths were quite a weird duo. Even weirder than the boys Kakashi had already let into his not so lonely (anymore, now that he has immature boys running around). Deidera Iwa, and Sasori Akasuna. Both argued frequently on what was "true" art. And because of their constant bickering in front of adults, they were never adopted. Only Kakashi was insane enough to accept 2 more animalistic boys into his mansion. They were 7 years old when adopted, and is currently 17 like Itachi.
Then the last teenaged one. Adopted only a few months after Deidera and Sasori. Sakura Haruno. Otherwise known as either, the Princess of H.U.C, Angel, Cherry Blossom, or... the only girl inside Kakashi's H.U.C. She was utterly adorable, but because of her pink hair, and boyish attitude, she was never adopted. Adults cooed at her cuteness, then they saw how she behaved, and made a disgusted face. Kakashi found her being straddled by guards for stealing watermelons. Interested, he adopted her, where she was opened with quite wide opened arms from the males of the house. All the males of the house.
And the last adopted, was Konohamru. Adopted only a year ago. He had grown attached to Sakura and Naruto respectively. But mostly towards Sakura, using his age, he often uses this as an advantage to catch Sakura's attention. Much to the others dismay. He would never go to sleep without Sakura reading a story to him, and at times, he's found sleeping with her. When the others try and scold him, he cries to Sakura about it, and the boys get the cold shoulder from their beloved Sakura for a whole day. Talk about hell.
This group of mishaps are what make up the House of Unwanted Children.
"Deidera-teme! Get out of the danm bathroom!"
"Just go to the other bathroom Naruto! There's like 5 more on this floor, un!""
"That's too much of a hassle!"
"Shikamaru! Get your lazy ass up and help with breakfast!"
"Too troublesome,"
"Why you little-"
"Shika-kuuunnnnn! Pleaseee!"
"... fine."
"I knew you'd help. Hehe. Voice lessons do pay off."
"Piss off old man Kaka."
"Sakura-onee! Help me get ready!"
"Coming Konohamru!"
"BARK!"
"Don't worry Akamaru, I'll play with you later. Go find Kiba."
"There you are Dog! Can't believe you went behind my back and used your face to win her over! TRAITOR!"
"Hey Sasuke, where's my bag of chips?"
"Hn."
"No use getting an answer from him Choji. He lacks vocabulary."
"Shut it Shino! Or I'll flush your beetles down the drain!"
Sasori and Itachi watched amused at the side. Itachi, being the weasel he is, installed spy camera's along the hallway and on the first floor. He and Sasori, who'd rooms were connected, were watching all of them at once.
The first adopted into Kakashi's house of Unwanted Children, Naruto Uzumaki was banging on the door of the largest bathroom on the 3rd floor, yelling at Deidera, who everybody already knows is doing his freakin hair, to get out of the bathroom. Kakashi was trying to get Shikamaru to cook breakfast so that his lazy ass wouldn't have go cook it himself, but due to the constant rejection from the lazy genius, he finally used the "Sakura voice" and got him up. Sakura was helping the youngest of the house put on his jacket and blue scarf, to which the two boys scowled at. Kiba was comically yelling at Akamaru, while Sasuke, Shino, and Choji were fighting in the dining room.
11 kids, including themselves. Sasori smirked. They didn't even fill a third of Kakashi's house... erm... mansion. Kakashi was even wondering about adopting a few more children. As if it wasn't hectic enough. Plus, if it was a guy, they'd have even more competition for Sakura. They were already lacking behind that devious 8 year old brat, and Kiba's annoying mutt.
Sasori snorted before getting up to go to his room.
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