Disclaimer: Why announce it…anyways I don't own the x-men, or brotherhood or the acolytes.
At the Xavier Institute for Gifted Youths, certain things were breaking, certain people were fighting, and a certain professor was burying his head in his hands. He could not help but wonder why Mystique got the destructive ones, Magneto got the deadly ones, and he got the ones with severe anger management problems.
Xavier was sitting at his desk, in his office, with the door open. So that he could see everything that was going outside, in the hallway and on the stairs, and hear everything.
"Sam! Yah broke mah wall!" Rogue yelled, chasing Sam down the stairs.
"It was an accident, Rogue! I swear!" Sam yelled, running into yet another wall, but since he was only running he did not break it.
"You like broke my like lap top when you did it!" Kitty screamed, standing at the top of the stairs and phasing down.
"You guys! It was an accident!" Sam yelled, taking off running again, this time he ran into Kurt, who was running from Wolverine.
Both boys ended up sprawled on the ground. Then Kurt quickly grabbed Sam's hand and ported the both of them away.
"Get back here, elf! You ruined my Danger Room!" Logan growled, trying to grab the two of them, even though they had already disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Xavier ground his teeth, he had not had enough sleep that night, and all of the noise was not helping him.
"Jubilee! You broke the T.V!" Jean yelled, from another room.
"Hey, it's not my fault chica! My powers just acted on their own!" Jubilee screamed back.
"Where's Sam?" Rogue and Kitty asked at the same time that Logan asked "Where's the elf?"
"Jubilee!" Jean screamed, while Jubilee skidded into the hallway where Wolverine, Rogue and Kitty where.
"Shit." Jubilee swore under her breath, right before Kurt and Sam ported into the hall, grabbed her and ported out.
"Where did she go?" Jean asked, coming into the hallway, blinded.
The three in the hall way couldn't help but snicker at her. Xavier just ground his teeth harder.
"Where's Bobby?" Rahne and Amara demanded, rushing into the hallway.
"We're all looking for someone, Jean's looking for like Jubilee, Rogue and I are like looking for Sam and mister Logan's looking for Kurt.' Kitty sighed.
At that moment Bobby, Kurt, Jubilee and Sam ported into the room, in the air and fell to the ground. Except for Sam, who fell through the ground. Xavier just finished, grinding down the enamel on his teeth.
"Next time we go porting around to random places, let's not bring Bobby." Sam said, standing up and dusting himself off, only to look up and see Rogue and Kitty glaring down at him.
Both girls jumped down and started circling him.
"No hard feelin's, right girls?" Sam said shakily, Rogue just growled at him, "I'll take that as a no, bye!" Sam said, quickly running away.
Meanwhile upstairs-
"Get over here popsicle!" Rahne and Amara yelled at the same time.
Bobby gulped, and attempted to ice them, but Amara started throwing fireballs, and Rahne morphed into a wolf. Rahne started dodging the ice, while Amara kept on hitting them with fire. Amara only missed a few times, resulting in scorch marks on the wall.
"Elf!" Wolverine yelled, un-shedding his claws and latching himself to Kurt.
Then Kurt ported out of the room, sadly for him, when he teleported out of the room, he brought Logan with him.
"Jubilee! Once I can see again I will kill you!" Jean screamed, moving around, blindly.
"Yeah, yeah chica, tell it to someone who cares." Jubilee smirked, walking away.
"Ugghhh!" Jean yelled, and then started using her T.K to randomly throw things around the room, trying to hit Jubilee, but not succeeding in that, and instead hitting everything else.
Xavier ground his teeth even harder, if that was possible.
"Sam, there isn't any like need to be scared, we aren't going to like hurt you." Kitty said sweetly closing in on him.
"Much." Rogue added, smirking, also closing in on him.
"Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!" Sam cried out, and both girls shook their heads, then Sam gulped "Mommy."
Then Sam tried to get away, by using his power, he got in the air, but before he could leave, Rogue jumped on his back, so he started spinning out of control, crashing into most things in the mansion. Kitty meanwhile just rolled her eyes and phased through the floor.
With that there was a loud crash, from the upstairs, then another crash, and then Logan and Kurt ended up sprawled on the floor. Logan got up, and brushed himself off, then turned to Kurt and growled "Let that be a lesson, don't interrupt my D.R sessions."
Kurt just moaned, still on the floor, and when Logan turned around, he ported out of the place.
"Bobby!" Amara screamed, getting a face full of snowballs.
In the mean time that all of that was going on Bobby had made his own ice fort, and was hiding behind it, and had a stack of snowballs, that were at least seven feet tall. He had just buried Rahne in the snow, and she was still trying to navigate her way out of it.
"Yes, Amara." Bobby replied, as sweet and innocent as possible, and when you're Bobby, you really cannot do innocent.
"I will kill you." Amara promised him, wiping off the snow, and throwing even more fireballs at him.
"Jubilee!" Jean yelled, still blinded, but this time trying to walk around, but sadly for her, she walked straight into a wall.
Coincidentally enough, right when she walked into the wall, Scott, Evan and Ray walked into the room. Scott immediately went over to Jean unconscious form, and started talking to her. But because she was unconscious, she did not hear him.
"Well, this isn't what I was expecting, but it is entertaining." Evan mused to himself.
Ray nodded in agreement, but right after Evan said that, he was hit, by Sam, who was still flying around, out of control, and Rogue who was still on top of him. With that, Evan got picked up by Rogue, and flung onto Sam's back.
"Hold on, Spyke, this is gunna be one bumpy ride." Rogue instructed him, right when the three of them flew threw a closed window.
"Rogue?" Evan asked.
"Yeah."
"How do you steer this thing?"
"Wish ah knew."
"What!"
Xavier ground his teeth so hard, that his teeth were making scraping noises.
Ray looked around, and saw Wolverine growling at the ceiling, Amara and Bobby having a snow verses magma fight, Rogue and Evan riding an out of control Sam, and an unconscious Jean having Scott hover around her.
"Ow!" Scott yelled, clutching the back of his head, one of Amara's fireballs had missed Bobby, and hit the back of Scott's head instead.
"Sorry!" Amara shrugged, dodging a snow ball, which hit Scott in the face.
"Hey guys, did I like miss anything?" Kitty asked, phasing up though the floor, eating some ice cream, and looked at Scott, and added "Scott! You like have a bald spot!"
"Rogue!" Evan yelled at the top of his lungs, hanging on to her for dear life.
"Oh shut up, Evan as yah can see ah am trying tah steer this thing." Rogue waved her hand, causing her to lose balance.
With that Rogue and Evan fell off of Sam, but not completely, they managed to stay on because Rogue had grabbed Sam's arm and Evan had grabbed Rogue's leg. The three of them ended up fly/crashing into the wall, and into Xavier's office.
Xavier ground his teeth so hard, that there were barely any of his teeth left, at that moment he got up, out of his chair, and yelled "Enough!"
Right after he yelled that Amara dropped her largest fireball, which mad all of the snow melt, flooding the entire area.
"Well, that was really loud." Ray said,shaking his head.
"Your telling me." Logan growled, on the floor in pain, from Xavier's voice.
"Oh, suck it up, Wolvie." Rogue scoffed, getting off of the ground and brushing herself off, and added to Evan "Ah figured out how to steer."
"Great." Evan rolled his eyes.
"That's it! All of you are leaving! Scott, Wolverine, you two are chaperones! Jean, Rahne, Jamie and Roberto will be staying, the rest of you, leave, now. Just go to the airport and get on any random plane!" Xavier commanded.
"Why do they get to stay?" Sam asked, still sort of out of it, due to all of the crashing through walls.
"Jean and Rahne have injuries, and Roberto and Jamie have not annoyed me as of yet, so leave." Xavier commanded.
"Wait, what did I do?" Scott asked, bewildered.
"Awww, yah don't want tah go on vacation with us?" Rogue asked, in mock hurt.
"Nothing, but who else will keep Wolverine from eating the New Mutants?" Xavier replied.
The rest of the people in what used to be the hallway looked at each other, and snickered at Wolverine's completely pissed off look.
"Lead the way fearless leader!' Bobby said, giving a salute, which earned him a glare back from Scott.
Meanwhile at the Brotherhood Boarding School, Mystique was also having some problems of her own. Mystique was getting sick of everyone who was there, more sick of the boys then the girls, but still pretty sick of them alll.
"Hey that's mine!" Freddy Dukes aka Blob yelled at Lance.
"Yeah, I know. That's why I took it." Lance shrugged, and started eating the brownies.
Lance had just stolen Fred's brownies, and was now on the other side of the room. Mystique stood at the doorway, glaring at the two of them. But both of them did not take any notice of her standing there.
"Give it back!" Fred yelled, not getting up from the couch that he was sitting at.
"Hmmmm….these are good brownies, so I'm going to say, no." Lance replied, taking yet another bite of the brownie.
"But you stole it!" Fred yelled.
"Yeah, I did didn't I." Lance smirked.
"Toad give that back!" Wanda screamed, making hexes on her hands.
At that moment Toad ran down the stairs, and behind the couch that Freddy was sitting at. Wanda on the other hand made a big show of walking down the stairs as dramatically as possible.
"Wanda, sweetums, can't I just have this one thing?" Toad pleaded, poking his head out from behind the couch.
"No." Wanda growled, getting down to the bottom of the stairs.
"What did he take?" Mystique asked, not really caring at all, but figuring that it was her job to look like she cared.
"He took my bra." Wanda ground out, flexing her fists.
Mystique slapped her head against the wall, while Toad squeaked and fully hid himself behind the couch.
"Ten bucks says Wanda beats him to a pulp." Tabitha chirped, walking into the room with Pietro.
"No way, she's definitely going to murder him this time." Pietro shook his head.
"What makes you think that?" Tabitha snickered.
"It's her bra, would you murder him if he stole your bra?" Pietro asked her.
"No, I'd blow him up." Tabitha shook her head.
"Tabby, that is murder." Pietro rolled his eyes.
"My point is, I'd only severely maim him, not kill him." Tabitha replied.
"Be right back." Pietro said quickly, disappearing up the stairs, and reappearing with one of Tabitha's bra's.
"I just stole your bra, are you mad?" Pietro asked, dangling it in front of her face.
"Pietro, that isn't my bra." Tabby replied, smirking.
Mystique hit her head against the wall, this time continuously.
"Wait, then who's is it?" Pietro asked, eyeing the piece of clothing in his hands.
"Mine." Fred replied.
Then Pietro unfolded it, and found out how large it was, both he and Tabby stared at it in shock.
"It was for when Tabby, Toad and I went to get some brownies. I needed the bra to dress up like an old woman. Which reminds me, Lance give me back my brownies!" Fred yelled, his face turning red.
"So, you wanna bet?" Tabby asked Pietro, right after Pietro threw the bra, it unexpectedly landing on Mystique, who started banging her head against the wall even more, but did not take it off of herself, probably not realizing that it had landed on her in the first place, but no one can be sure why.
"Definitely." Pietro agreed.
"Toad!" Wanda screamed hexing the couch that Fred was still sitting on and throwing it out of her way, coincidentally enough it landed on top of Lance.
"Baby cakes, let's think this through. We just might regret this later." Toad said, backing up to the wall.
"Well I'm definitely regretting standing in this spot." Lance huffed, trying to lift the couch off of himself.
"No, you'll regret this. You'll regret ever taking anything I own. No, you'll regret ever touching anything that I own, better yet, you'll regret ever meeting me." Wanda replied, slowly advancing on him.
"She's definitely going to kill him, get ready to pay up, Tabby." Pietro predicted cockily.
"Ssshhhhh." Tabitha reprimended him, slapping him on the back of the head.
"Baby cakes." Toad pleaded, now against the wall.
"Don't call me that!" Wanda screamed, hexing all of the furniture in the room, except for the couch, which was still crushing Lance.
"Hello! There is a couch just waiting to be hexed!" Lance yelled at her, completely angry.
At that comment Mystique just banged her head against the wall even harder.
"Yes! My brownies!" Fred announced triumphantly, snatching his brownies away from Lance.
"Help me out!" Lance yelled at everyone in the room.
"No, you might take my brownies." Fred clutched his brownies to himself even tighter.
"And I just like you better when you're buried." Tabby added.
"Same." Pietro smirked.
"Thanks guys." Lance rolled his eyes.
"Baby ca-"
SMASH!
Wanda dropped all of the furniture that she had hexed on to Toad, then calmly walked over to the pile of furniture and took out her bra.
"No not the T.V!" Pietro yelled, realizing that his sister had dropped it on top of Toad, and that it was now broken, "Now what will we do for entertainment!" Pietro started sobbing, then sobered up and added "Wait, I win! He died! Toad is dead! Ha! You owe me ten bucks!"
"Shut up and wait. He's still alive." Tabby commanded him, slapping him in the back of the head again.
"Yeah, buried alive." Pietro rolled his eyes.
"Speaking about being buried alive someone help me out of this death trap!" Lance yelled.
"Get yourself out." Fred instructed, stuffing five brownies into his mouth.
"Oh yeah…I can do that." Lance replied, and wriggled out from under the couch.
Mystique sighed, thinking about why it was that Magneto got the deadly ones, Xavier got the tactful ones and she got the idiots. But she was grateful that he had gotten out without breaking anything. She was grateful to early.
Lance then stood up, glared at the others for not helping him out, and started to make the ground shake, by stomping his foot. At that point Mystique went back to banging her head against the wall.
Then all of the ceiling started to slowly fall down, along with the walls.
"Avalanche! Quit it!" Tabby yelled, right after Pietro zoomed out of the house.
All of the shaking knocked the brownies out of Fred's hands, who just had to yell "My brownies!", and try to run to get them.
"We'll get you some more brownies later!" Tabby yelled, grabbing his arm and dragging him outside, adding "There's a better view out there."
"But…but…those are such good brownies!" Fred yelled, trying to go back, but surprisingly enough Tabby won, and managed to drag him out.
Wanda meanwhile calmly walked out of the house. Mystique just started banging her head against the wall even harder and faster.
Wanda, Pietro, Fred and Tabby stood outside and watched the Brotherhood house crumble.
"There is no way that Toad could survive all that." Pietro announced.
"Yeah he can."
"He's a scrawny, short green thing with no muscle! He could not survive that!"
"Oh just shut up and watch will you."
After the roof and walls were done falling apart the four of them could see a sheepish looking Lance. That and they could see Mystique banging her head against the wall, repeating why, why, why over and over again.
"Mystique, you might break that wall." Wanda said not caring, after all what is one wall when the rest of the place is torn down.
"Mystique." Lance said, uncertainly.
Mystique hit her head against the wall one last time, with a loud bang, before that too fell down.
"Toad is so dead." Pietro smiled cockily.
"Would you just wait!" Tabby screamed back at him.
With that Toad's head popped out from under the rubble.
"Ha! Know you owe me ten bucks!" Tabby yelled at the dumbstruck Pietro.
"That's it! All of you are going on vacation! As in I get a vacation from you! Go to the airport, get on some random plane and leave for the next three weeks! Leave me alone!" Mystique cried out.
"Yo, now would be a good time to get in the jeep and drive away." Toad stammered.
Meanwhile at the Acolyte secret hide out base thing Magneto was having similar problems, he was wondering why Xavier got the tactful ones, Mystique got the destructive ones, and he got the insane ones.
Pyro had just brought a sentinel into the base, as a pet, he thought that he could train it. But since there was not enough room in his room he tried to hide it Sabertooth's room. Then Sabertooth had caught him trying to do that, and was now trying to kill him. Meanwhile the two of them left Remy to destroy the sentinel, which was now trying to destroy him.
"Help would be bien, mes ami's!" Remy yelled at Pyro and Sabertooth, while ducking a laser, which hit a table instead.
Neither Pyro nor Sabertooth spared him a glance, Pyro was too wrapped up in running away from Sabertooth, and laughing like crazy, and Sabertooth was too busy trying to murder Pyro.
"Merci hommes." Remy rolled his eyes, taking out his deck of cards and charging them up, throwing them at the sentinel.
"I'm a little busy Cajun!" Sabertooth growled, attempting to grab Pyro, who just managed to run away.
"Mon name is Remy! Quit calling me Cajun!" Remy yelled back, throwing three cards at the Sentinel all at once, exploding, then the smoke clearing and showing that the cards did nothing, "Merde."
"Shut up Cajun!" Sabertooth growled, grabbing onto Pyro's shirt, and accidentally ripping it off of him.
"Merci. The amount of concern you show for moi is just touching." Remy rolled his eyes.
Magneto's eye twitching got worse when Pyro ran past him shirtless, yelling that Sabertooth could kiss his ass. It got even worse when Sabertooth promised that instead of kissing it, he'll carve it off.
"Listen, Sentinel thing-" Remy started to talk to the sentinel.
"His name is Lass." Pyro interrupted him, while Sabertooth tried to tackle him, but ended up ont top of and breaking a table instead.
"Wait justa second, it's a he and you named him lass?" Sabertooth asked, stopping chasing him for just a second, staring at Pyro in shock.
"Dat is just tad odd." Remy agreed.
"Says the guy who just said tad." Sabertooth scoffed at him.
"Says the guy who eats petite garcons and filles for breakfast." Remy rolled his eyes.
"Well his name is Lasso, Lass is just a short for his name." Pyro explained, not noticing Remy and Sabertooth's fight.
While they talked about that the Sentinel started destroying most of the base, meanwhile Magneto just watched it all happening, his eye twitching, while wondering why the sentinels couldn't stay made of metal instead of plastic.
"Lass is a sissy name." Sabertooth announced, crossing his arms.
"Is not!" Pyro yelled back, turning on his flamethrower.
"Yes it is." Sabertooth growled.
"No it's not!" Pyro yelled, unleashing his fire, and making four horsemen in the air.
"Really, why remind me of that." Magneto asked exasperated, still having his eye twitch the whole time.
Remy rolled his eyes and went back to fighting the sentinel, throwing cards at it, then going to throw another card and looking at his empty hand in a panic. Remy looked up and smiled at the sentinel that was charging up its laser. Then Remy turned around and bolted, running all around the secret but not really all that secret Acolyte base.
"Homme's now would be a great time to quit arguing and help moi out!" Remy yelled, searching all of the pockets in his trench coat.
Then Remy got the bright idea to throw his trench coat at the sentinel now named Lass, to momentarily blind it, but missed and hit Pete instead, who had just walked into the room.
"Whhy thank you Remy, but I don't want your Trench Coat." Pete said, taking it off of his face and throwing it to the ground, then looking up and realizing with horror that there was a sentinel in the base, and that it had just destroyed most of the base.
"That will teach you to mock my Lasso's name!" Pyro yelled, setting all of the curtains on fire, even though Sabertooth was not anywhere near the curtains.
"You do realize that doing that does absolutely nothing to me, right?" Sabertooth growled.
"But it was fun." Pyro pointed out, walking over to Magneto, whose eye was still twitching, while he looked off into space.
"What's up with Mag's?" Remy asked, seeing the state the Magneto was in, but before anyone could answer he was hit in the back of the head with a laser, and added to Lasso "Ever heard of time out you big piece of junk!"
"Remy your hurting his feelings!" Pyro yelled at him, and added "Apologize."
"You want moi to apologize to a piece of plastic?" Remy said, in disbelief.
"Yes." Pyro replied, right when Lasso hit Remy with a laser again, this time sending him flying into a wall, dangerously close to the curtains that were still on fire.
"I can't believe this." Sabertooth growled, trying to find something to destroy the sentinel with.
"I know, who knew Remy here lacked simple manners." Pyro said.
"Right, so sorry about dat mon ami." Remy growled, prying himself off of the wall.
Magneto was now standing stock still, not moving at all, with no indication at all that he was still alive. With that Pete made himself metallic, punched the wall, making most of the place crumble but still leaving the left side of the place standing.
The other three turned around and looked up, even though Magneto did not break out of trance.
Once Pete got their complete attention he asked "Did you try the off switch yet?"
"What off switch?" Sabertooth growled.
"The one on the back of the neck of the Sentinel." Pete replied.
"Lasso, his name is Lasso." Pyro corrected him.
"Off switch, I like dat idea, but how do we get to it?" Remy asked, right before Pete and Sabertooth picked him up and flung him on top off the sentinel.
"How do you pilot this thing!" Remy yelled, hanging on to Lasso for dear life.
"Who cares, turn it off!" Sabertooth growled.
"Which button?" Remy yelled, dodging a giant hand that came at him.
"Try all of them!" Pyro yelled up to him.
"I got a better idea homme." Remy replied, charging up the sentinels neck, and then doing a flip off of hit, and landing on the ground, "Everyone run! It's gonna blow! And somebody please get Mag's!"
Pete went over and grabbed Magneto, flung him over his shoulder, and ran with the rest of them. Right when they all got out of the way except for Sabertooth Lasso blew up, and broke the rest of the base.
The rest of them turned around, and watched as Sabertooth walked out, and shook himself, saying "That was hot."
"Ha ha very funny, you should go on a sitcom." Magneto said sarcastically.
The rest of them turned around and looked at him in shock, amazed that he was then talking, after he had been in a trance for so long.
"What are all of you looking at me for! You should be staring in remorse at the base that you destroyed! The one that is still burning thanks to Pyro! That's it I can't stand to be around you anymore! Go, leave, go to the airport, and board a plane to as far away from here as possible! Don't come back for at least three weeks!" Magneto ranted.
None of them moved, then Magneto glared at them and all of them ran over to their motorcycles that they had parked outside of the base just in case something like that had happened. Well not that exactly, just something remotely similar.
Well Pyro did not run to his motorcycle because his had…left them…in a manner of speaking. Instead he ran over and hopped on the back of Sabertooth's motorcycle, and all of them rode off, leaving behind a very pissed of Magneto.
Author Speaking
I will continue this if people like it. So yeah…tell me if you like it.