The Biggest Nonsenses in the History of Noir

by Breaking-Doll

Another attempt to display noir from its funny side... Well yes you can say this is a collection of crazy, somehow outofnoirscenes.. Enjoy.

1. Chapter 1

Act 1 : The Last Guidance

"Accept... your last guidance."
BANG

"Oh no, Kirika! Kirika!"
Mireille rushed to Kirika's side. Kirika didn't show any reaction. In his anger Mireille turned at Chloe.
"What the hell do you think you are doing?"
"I am bringing her home. She needs her memories to be the perfect noir."

"Umm..." moaned Kirika weakly.
"Now, do you remember? Do you remember?" asked Chloe excitedly.
"Uh.."
Kirika blinked and looked around her.

"O-o" said both Mireille and Chloe at the same time.
"Who are you? Who am I? Where is this?" asked Kirika confusedly.

"Aw crap," murmured Chloe. "Altena, I erased her memories instead."

In the Manor :
Altena : AAACCHOOOO!