(Intro starts in Clockwork Orange style with Funeral of Queen Mary music and was rated TV-MA on part one)
*Comedy Central presents*
*A Three-Part South Park Special*
*Starring Stan and Kyle*
(Shows Li Ming on the chair with a cup of lemonade)
Well... Here I am... Li Ming Honcho, the mistress of Otaku who is visiting Colorado. Who would thought that? How did I come to Colorado you asked? Well... It's a long story... Come closer and I'll tell you what happened... It all started a week ago... What was it called? It's what I call... My Big Master Quest...
(Scene ends with the curtains closing in and Ling Ling Battle Music plays)
Ling Ling: Hmmm... (Speaks Japanese)
Ribbit: RIBBIT! You're right, Ling Ling. Guess we better find out what Li Ming's up to. (Walks inside Li Ming's house)
Li Ming: Costumers? How I hate costumers...
Ribbit: Hello, Li Ming. We brought you some tea!
Li Ming: That's good! Put it in my cup for me to drink, Ribbit the Frog.
Ribbit: RIBBIT! Right away. (Pours tea into Li Ming's cup)
Li Ming: That's better... (Drinks her tea and puts it by the table for later) I've been thinking... I missed my little handicapped friend I had for respite so much... We've been together a few years ago before he moved to Colorado... And I wanted to give him a special treat once I arrive in South Park.
Ribbit: South Park?
Li Ming: Yep... My friend is there and I need to pick him up!
(At South Park Elementary in the afternoon)
Kyle: How about some music, Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Garrison: Music? Okay, then. (Plays Crazy Bus from Arthur)
(The kids enjoyed the song except for Eric Cartman)
Cartman: Oh! My head hurts! Make it stop! Get me out of here! (Holds his head)
(Butters dances to the song)
Cartman: Alright! Turn it off! My God, it's still going! Just get me out of here! (Bangs is head)
(Butters jives with Mr. Garrison)
Cartman: You're the one who's playing that s*** as much as Kyle or Stan did! God! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH! (Breaks the CD Player) It's just torture!
Mr. Garrison: No! F***! My CD Player! My god, Eric! What did you do to it?
Cartman: Oh My God!
(At The Airport)
Flight Attendant: What do you want, madam?
Li Ming: I'm here to take a trip to Colorado and meet my handicapped angel, Valmer.
Flight Attendant: Have your ticket?
Li Ming: Yes.
Flight Attendant: Take your seat on the plane, okay?
Li Ming: Alright. (Walks towards the airplane and the flight started perfectly until the news came on)
News Reporter: Good Evening, everyone. Welcome to the 5 o'clock report for a special theme down in South Park with a big discovery. A strange floating prism is discovered through Colorado and is holding a mysterious princess from another castle. What could this princess possibly be?
Woman: She was the one wearing a orange dress that resembles to I don't know what the hell was it from? Was it Alice in Wonderland as the Queen of Hearts?
Man: If anyone realizes that the prism is circling around our town, that one should've been shot in the head by the princess's boyfriend.
Woman 2: None of these things ever really happened, right?
News Reporter: And of course that the Come Over & Play audition is commonly banned forever due to uncensored beeps and cruel nudity. And also a new discovery came with a new woman coming to town to visit in South Park. But she looks different than us due to being Otaku in Tokyo. She's a anime in real life.
Man: Who are you anyway, madam.
Li Ming: Li Ming and would like to get a shot out to follow me on Twitter! LingMingG0, got like subscribers on my channel! Must see my sweet dear Valmer. Is he here?
Mr. Valmer: He's here alright. He's at our house and you are his caretaker, right?
Li Ming: Do I look like his good caretaker?
Mr. Valmer: Yeah?
Li Ming: Thanks!