Chapter One
I don't own Invader Zim and the other characters. I will tell you at the end of my short beginning. Probably this story shall go into volumes of fan fiction stories. So here I go.
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Invader Zim walks into the classroom.
Ms. Bitters without even looking at him states, "Zim you are late."
Zim with a look that says he doesn't care replies. "I'm sorry but I have had to do some important business."
Ms. Bitters who didn't see his expression but wants to get back to telling them how their lives are going to be a waste to society says, "Well, all right. But don't be late again or you'll go to the office."
Gir walks into the classroom wearing his costume. Ms. Bitters still does not notice and everyone else doesn't notice either. Except for Dib and Zim.
Dib with a look that says he will finally get Zim but not now says out loud, "Doesn't anyone notice this green dog?" (Zim gives Dib an evil look).
Ms. Bitters who is now getting more pissed states back to Dib, "Quiet Dib or I'll send you to the Crazy House."
A student from somewhere complains and is saying out loud, "Ms. Bitters, can you really send him to the Crazy House? I bet you can't."
Ms. Bitter's (With an angry look on her face) replies, "Yes, I can but do you want to send Dib or someone else?" Everyone in the classroom points to Dib, giving his or her answer to the teacher.
Ms. Bitters with still a pissed look on her face but finally relieved that the day is almost over says, "Well, all right. But you can't send anyone else to the Crazy House. This is your last one!"
Dib screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Men with happy face jump suits dragged off Dib. Zim somehow gets out of the classroom with Gir going back to his lair.
Gir screaming, "Wahooooooooo!!!!!!" (and jumping Zim's inventions)
Zim replies to Gir, "Stop that right now."
Gir turning into his obeying form and says is famous line, "Yes master, I obey."
Then Gir runs off and gets a slushy.
Purple who is angry states, "Zim, what are you doing? You are supposed to be invading this planet, and be done with it by now."
Zim who did not see the angry face says coolly with no expression, "I am sorry. But this pitiful human Dib has somehow figured out a way to stop me." (Trying not to tell more of his problems)
**** Well after when Zim finished telling the Irken leaders what he wanted them to know. He signed off and turned off his computer. Next he went back into his kitchen finding that Gir had someone with him. Zim stopped moving and waited.
Zim (breaking the silence), "Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
Stranger replies, "I came here to make a deal with you. If you except you shall have destroyed this world, but you'll have to make a deal with me and no tricks."
Zim acting like a smart-ass questions, "What will happen if I don't except?"
Stranger replies but does not seemed annoyed yet, "You shall have every human on this planet after you. Just knowing your true identity."
Zim shocked about he has to put up with this human filth but afraid for his life says, "If you put it that way. I shall except I have one or two questions to ask you."
Stranger not caring replies, "Go ahead, shoot."
Zim who is now even more frustrated says, "What is your name?"
Stranger replies once again, "My name is Ann."
Zim who is amazed that the person is female and not the opposite sex since it is usually a male that try's to get him says, "Well that explains why you have an attitude and show off type of pride, which lets you think that you shall have your way and succeed. So why are you doing this?"
Ann who is somewhat offended but will not show says, "I shall explain that later on tonight. Dib is escaping the Crazy House and is trying to come here."
Zim finally curious to know is she human or not but will not proceed asks, "How do you know all this?"
Ann who will basically not reveal all her secrets replies, "Dib is part of my plan. So right now we need to go to a safe place so that I can tell you my plan."
Zim now testing her limits asks" Well, lets go to another planet. I think the one you call Mars."
Ann who now thinks that Zim is now an idiot says, "I can't go there or I'll suffocate. Instead lets go to my house instead. Since Dib doesn't know where it is."
Zim says, "Can I just say if this doesn't go right, you are going down with me if this fails." Ann who doesn't really care replies, "Fine."
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Well this is just fun, but when I say I have to leave say good-bye.
You say bite me.
Me: Good-bye.
Imaginary people: Bite Me!?!
Me: Good-bye.
Imaginary people: Bite Me!?!?!
Me: Good-bye.
Imaginary people: Bite Me!?!?!?!?!
I giggle at myself.
Please R. & R.
I don't own Invader Zim and the other characters. I will tell you at the end of my short beginning. Probably this story shall go into volumes of fan fiction stories. So here I go.
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Invader Zim walks into the classroom.
Ms. Bitters without even looking at him states, "Zim you are late."
Zim with a look that says he doesn't care replies. "I'm sorry but I have had to do some important business."
Ms. Bitters who didn't see his expression but wants to get back to telling them how their lives are going to be a waste to society says, "Well, all right. But don't be late again or you'll go to the office."
Gir walks into the classroom wearing his costume. Ms. Bitters still does not notice and everyone else doesn't notice either. Except for Dib and Zim.
Dib with a look that says he will finally get Zim but not now says out loud, "Doesn't anyone notice this green dog?" (Zim gives Dib an evil look).
Ms. Bitters who is now getting more pissed states back to Dib, "Quiet Dib or I'll send you to the Crazy House."
A student from somewhere complains and is saying out loud, "Ms. Bitters, can you really send him to the Crazy House? I bet you can't."
Ms. Bitter's (With an angry look on her face) replies, "Yes, I can but do you want to send Dib or someone else?" Everyone in the classroom points to Dib, giving his or her answer to the teacher.
Ms. Bitters with still a pissed look on her face but finally relieved that the day is almost over says, "Well, all right. But you can't send anyone else to the Crazy House. This is your last one!"
Dib screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Men with happy face jump suits dragged off Dib. Zim somehow gets out of the classroom with Gir going back to his lair.
Gir screaming, "Wahooooooooo!!!!!!" (and jumping Zim's inventions)
Zim replies to Gir, "Stop that right now."
Gir turning into his obeying form and says is famous line, "Yes master, I obey."
Then Gir runs off and gets a slushy.
Purple who is angry states, "Zim, what are you doing? You are supposed to be invading this planet, and be done with it by now."
Zim who did not see the angry face says coolly with no expression, "I am sorry. But this pitiful human Dib has somehow figured out a way to stop me." (Trying not to tell more of his problems)
**** Well after when Zim finished telling the Irken leaders what he wanted them to know. He signed off and turned off his computer. Next he went back into his kitchen finding that Gir had someone with him. Zim stopped moving and waited.
Zim (breaking the silence), "Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
Stranger replies, "I came here to make a deal with you. If you except you shall have destroyed this world, but you'll have to make a deal with me and no tricks."
Zim acting like a smart-ass questions, "What will happen if I don't except?"
Stranger replies but does not seemed annoyed yet, "You shall have every human on this planet after you. Just knowing your true identity."
Zim shocked about he has to put up with this human filth but afraid for his life says, "If you put it that way. I shall except I have one or two questions to ask you."
Stranger not caring replies, "Go ahead, shoot."
Zim who is now even more frustrated says, "What is your name?"
Stranger replies once again, "My name is Ann."
Zim who is amazed that the person is female and not the opposite sex since it is usually a male that try's to get him says, "Well that explains why you have an attitude and show off type of pride, which lets you think that you shall have your way and succeed. So why are you doing this?"
Ann who is somewhat offended but will not show says, "I shall explain that later on tonight. Dib is escaping the Crazy House and is trying to come here."
Zim finally curious to know is she human or not but will not proceed asks, "How do you know all this?"
Ann who will basically not reveal all her secrets replies, "Dib is part of my plan. So right now we need to go to a safe place so that I can tell you my plan."
Zim now testing her limits asks" Well, lets go to another planet. I think the one you call Mars."
Ann who now thinks that Zim is now an idiot says, "I can't go there or I'll suffocate. Instead lets go to my house instead. Since Dib doesn't know where it is."
Zim says, "Can I just say if this doesn't go right, you are going down with me if this fails." Ann who doesn't really care replies, "Fine."
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Well this is just fun, but when I say I have to leave say good-bye.
You say bite me.
Me: Good-bye.
Imaginary people: Bite Me!?!
Me: Good-bye.
Imaginary people: Bite Me!?!?!
Me: Good-bye.
Imaginary people: Bite Me!?!?!?!?!
I giggle at myself.
Please R. & R.