It all began one winters night, Voldemort had decided to try a new approach to dealing with the Boy Who Lived. He used a charm, a dangerous one at that, but much to his surprise, not a monster did appear. Just one form, a very small one at that, and then he made the mistake of laughing.

Early the next morning, what a sight to behold, but a dead Dark Lord and his followers to, but the being was stuck, the charm had worked, the beast was ordered to deal with Hogwarts.

Five 'till midnight and the start of the new year, the bell did ring as the figure appeared, all out from the cold. A small form, all white and grey, it hopped its merry way into the great hall.

Dumbledore looked confused, the other professors as well, when the mini-lob began to speak.

"I'm taking over the school, and I'll kill all who stand in my way."

Snape just coughed before a resounding sound filled the room, a sound that some had heard before.

Ka-Klick!

In a flash the professor was needing the hospital wing something fierce. Wounds by a switchblade and a Glock with a laser sight. The students were wondering whether or not the professor would be able to see another lesson, either with his eyes or at all.

Then the chime hit midnight and a cheer went up, a new year had begun. But then the rabbit found a bottle of 151 Rum and with a single gulp drank it down, another he found and then another. Bun-Bun was drunk as he staggered out the door.