A/N I dont own South Park or any of its characters....This is just a random idea that popped into my head cause I was thinking about South Park and 'what ifs' so yeah. Also its slash
Main Pairing: Creek (CraigXTweek) lolz dedicated to South Park Kid for giving me the title Through the South Park Looking Glass
Side Pairings: Dip (DamienXPip), Maybe some KyleXKenny (K2)
Please Review at the end and this is my first South Park fanfic so please be nice! XD
Rated M for swearing and later chapters
Chapter One- Mirror Mirror
Craig, Tweek, Clyde, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Damien and Pip were at a recently abandon house when it happened...Of course none of the boys could tell why the house was abandon, since it was a quite lovely house indeed...It had baby blue wallpaper on the walls, a nice lovey shiny tile floors, eight bedrooms, all except one, a creamy colour. The room next to the bathroom at the end of the hallway had three walls a pale cream colour except for one at the end of the bed which was dark reddie colour, the curtains were an earth green. If the curtains were open it would look like an ordinaryroom except these curtains were closed, making it an eerie dark place. It would of been better if not for all the Screamo CDs on the dresser and the drawing of demons namely the Antichrist himself, Damien, would randomly pop up (literally) every way. There was some on the floor, some on the walls, some on the green and blood red bed. Also on on the red wall was a 'Things to Get' list, most filled with demon movies such as The Omen, well actually that was the only movie on there without a line crossed through it....next to each of the crossed out movies was a drawing of a little demon.
It was in fact of these reasons that the humans of South Park avoided this room at all cost. Back to the story, the boys were in the bathroom of the house.
"Go on, Tucker, afraid to say it?" Cartman taunted, resulting in Craig flipping him off
"Of course not," Craig replied, flipping off the tubby boy...As Craig looked into the mirror seeing his emotionless hard face back, he started to chant....
"Mirror Mirror,
Fall of worlds you see
Let me speak
And find out
the other South Park version of ours
Mirror Mirror,
Fall of worlds you see
Let me speak
And find out
the other South Park version of ours
Mirror Mirror,
Fall of worlds you see
Let me speak
And find out
the other South Park version of ours
Mirror Mirror,
Fall of worlds you see
Let me speak
And find out
the other South Park version of ours
Mirror Mirror,
Fall of worlds you see
Let me speak
And find out
the other South Park version of ours
Mirror Mirror,
Fall of worlds you see
Let me speak
And find out
the other South Park version of ours!" as soon as Craig was done chanting, he had to step back from the circle that surronded the mirror, the left side was a deep blood red the other half was a blinding white, which hurt Damien's eyes...As quick as the circle formed, it disappeared leaving behind nine girls, one that they could easily tell was a female version of Damien. This girl basically had the looks of Damien, except she was smiling slightly and wearing a deep red longsleeved shirt with the sleeves ripped, a black footlong skirt and had blood red lipstick, eyeliner and blush on. Her eyeshadow was black and the left side of her hair was blood red...She had black horns that curled backwards kinda like a ram's, and blood red demon wings.
"Oh for fuck sake, who the fuck spoke the chant?" A girl with a Craig Tucker's hat asked, flipping of anything she could find...None of the boys answered her,
"Craig did through it was Chubby's fault, Craigesta." Damien Girl, answered glaring at Cartman who was laughing at Craigesta's name, which resulted in Craigesta kicking him in the balls,
"That stopped you from laughing didn't it Chubby?"
"EY! I'm not fat, I'm bigboned," Cartman replied
"Whatevs," Craigesta replied, flipping him off again, before turning to Damien Girl, "Damienestra, where's Tweeka?"
The demon girl, Damienestra, rolled her eyes, "Probably in the lounge, lucky girl, never get stuck in a bathroom whenever someone chants the...well chant."
"Okey dokey, should we go to the lounge then boys?" Craigesta told the still stunned boys, Kyle kinda nodded and walked out of the bathroom to see a twitchy girl, wearing a dark dark blue t-shirt with an earth green shirt over it which was poorly buttoned, ripped yellow pants, yellow gloves, had white angel wings on her back and a halo above her head. She was also holding a cup of coffee, her wild light blue hair going everywhere except for a few strands that stayed still. Two were on the side of her head, left and right. The left one was a sea blue, right one was black and in the middle of her head was a turqiouse spiky part of her hair.
"H-h-Hello," She stuttered befor standing to the side to let Kyle through, Kyle after recovering from shock seeing the unnatural colour of this girl's hair and that fact she looked like an angel (literally), continued to walk until he got to the lounge room. As soon as everyone was in the lounge room, Damienestra took control.
"Alright so you know me and Craigesta's names, time to introduce the rest of our little bunch. As you can see, we are a bunch of Angels and Demons....In our world, no humans exist." Damienestra told them, then she pointed to the girl that Kyle saw in the hallway, "That is Tweeka,"
"H-hi," Tweeka gave a litte wave,
"She's one of the few angels I can stand," Damienestra said, she then pointed to a gorgeous blond, with angel wings but no halo, "That is Kenny, she is an odd one, she is only part angel and part demon and a pervert." Damienestra glares at Kenny while she waved to the guys...
"The angel next to her is Pippy," Damienestra told, Pippy was probably the most purest of the angels there, she was smiling and basically dressed as her male counterpart...
"Hello," she greeted in a thick British accent,
"The demon next to her is Erika Cartman, more known as Cartman through we might have to call her Erika," Damienestra continued the introduction, the chubby demon girl glared at them all, her black demon wings were a bit torn from something or someone.
"The angel next to her is Tasie," Tasie was basically wearing the same thing as stan except she had angel wings and a halo over her head. "The girl next to her is an UnKnown, meaning we dont know if she is an Angel or Demon, her name is Kyleta," Kyleta looked like Kyle except with boobs and long hair.
"The demon next to her is Clydella," Clydella had a dark red shirt with tight fitting jeans, her left demon wing was missing and her right wing was badly torn. Clydella just nodded in greeting....Stan opened his mouth to introduce everyone else when someone interrupted him.
"There's no need to introduce yourself, we already know who you are." Pippy spoke when she saw Stan about to introduce everyone to them...
"Question!" The male Kenny yelled, "Female me has the same name, what do we call her?"
Craigesta frowned as she flipped him off, "In case you haven't notice, everyone of us except for Tasie has their counterparts name in them,"
"Esta, calm down," Damienestra ordered glaring at the anger problemic girl. "As for the question, Our Kenny can go by K, and the rest of us can go by our ending part of our names."
"Fine, Estra, but how are we gonna live here for half a year?"
"Fuck, I forgot about that," Estra replied
"Forgot???!!!" Erika yelled, "How the fuck could you forget????!!! You are the Princess of Hell!" SMACK!
Erika head went sideways has Estra slapped her, "Don't..Call...Me...A...Princess" Estra stated nice and slowly. Erika just whimpered,
"Wait, you can't leave until half of the year is over?" Kyle asked,
"Indeed, for Craig said the chant, now we are stuck in this world for half a year," Esta replied,
"That's stupid," Cartman said, "You are stupid,"
"AM NOT!" Esta yelled flipping him off,
"Are too, JUST ADMIT IT YOU'RE STUPID AND DUMB!" Cartman ordered,
Esta then did something strange, her back straighten and her eyes widened then she said, "I'm stupid and dumb," before slapping her hand over her mouth after the words were said.
Cartman eyes widened in surprise, but before he could start plotting to get Esta doing his biddings he was knocked across the room from the daughter of the devil, whose eyes were glowing with anger....
"Never, ever, order Esta again, NEVER!" Damienestra yelled to Cartman who weakly got up...
Pippy seeing Estra getting mad took over, "We shoud explain if it is alright with Esta, Esta???" Pippy asked gently,
Esta just nodded, as Tweeka offered her coffe which Esta took gratefully...As soon as everyone was calmed down and comfortable, Damienestra began the tale of Esta's life.
"It began when Esta was born, her parents never wanted a daughter, they always wanted a son. It didn't help Esta turned out to be a demon." Damienestra said solemny, "Her parents were angels, her being a demon made them unacceptable to their friends, her parents friends were the reason she is like this."
A/N HAHAHA! I stopped it there!!!! So this is the first chapter of 'Through the South Park Looking Glass' Please Review and tell me what you think! XD this is my first South Park fic so sorry if anyone seems out of character! Keep in tune to find out what is wrong with Craigesta and for you people who know, stay tune to see why she is like this!!! And why was Craigesta born a demon in a Angel family?
South Park Kid: I know it doesn't seem like Creek but it will, just be patient my sla-*coughs* friend.
PLEASE R&R!