Welcome to the Black Crack Collection
basically a bunch of lil random shorts featuring jokes that me and my beta come up with throughout our day xD. She'll be writing most of them so Koinu gets all the credit for all this lovely fiction
The Gin show! Featuring: WONDERWICE
"Oh, is it time already?"
The silver-haired shinigami rushed into the large room with an apologetic grin. "Sorry, folks, I guess I lost track of time," he chuckled. "Anyway, I welcome you to my little show! Every time I'm allowed to show my pretty little face, I'll bring a guest with me, whether or not they feel like it~"
Gin's grin faded slightly as he pressed two fingers to his earpiece. After a few moments of silence, his trademark smirk appeared, just as large as ever. "King Aizen wanted to inform y'all that my guests won't be forced to appear," he sighed with a roll of his eyes. "Such a killjoy…"
The man then turned, spotting a mop of blonde hair from the corner of his eye. "Speaking of guests, here's our first one! Please welcome the spokesman of ADD and rabid fan of shiny objects, Wonderwice!"
The arrancar looked up at Gin, giving him a blank stare. "Auhhh?"
Gin sighed heavily as Wonderwice began shuffling over to him. "Does anyone have a towel?" he called, noticing the trail of drool that the blonde was leaving.
"No? Fine. Is there anything you'd like to say to our audience, Drooly?"
"Uhhh…"
Gin sighed exasperatedly and ran his slender fingers through his soft silver locks. "Probably wasn't the best choice for a first gue-"
"Gin, where is Wonderwice?!" came an infuriated voice from behind the large doors. "If you have him, I'll tell Aizen and he'll have your head!" Tousen shouted before a loud crash was heard.
"Dammit, you moved the furniture, didn't you?!"
"Well, that's all the time we have, folks!" Gin laughed nervously. "I'll see you next time!" he said as he quickly shoved Wonderwice into the closet and turned off the lights.
A/N: Whoo! The beta finally has a chance to shine! :DDD I haven't written anything voluntarily for a while, so sorry if it's crap xD;
I'll try to publish one Gin mini-segment every few chapters of Undercover, or to keep you from killing us c:
Wonderwice is one of my favorite characters because he's so spazzy x3 Enjoy!