Chapter 1
It was a dark night in Hyrule. Thunder was clapping loudly outside. Suddenly, Link woke up, cheering. He had dreamt that some random person had crushed Navi.
"What's all the fuss about, Link?" a familiar voice questioned.
" Aww man!" Link grumbled unhappily as he heard the stupid fairy's annoying voice.
"What's all the fuss about?!" Navi yelled pertinaciosly.
"Never mind." Link grumbled.
" Saria came by this morning, she wants you to meet her in her secret spot," Navi informed, "so I advice that you get over there quickly."
"Fine," Link grumbled at Navi, "but don't come with me!" he added.
" Why not, Link?" she questioned sadly.
" Because you're a pain in the butt!" he yelled back as he turned to leave; he was both aggravated and annoyed with Navi.
Just as he turned toward the door of his tree house, Navi sent a beam of red light towards him, from her wand.
"OUCH!!!!!" Link yelped as it hit his butt, "What was that for?!"
"For being such a meanie!" Navi yelled angrily.
"Damn Fairy!" Link grumbled as he walked out the door.
Link made his way towards the entrance to the lost forest, and then, finally, to Saria's secret spot. But when Link made it there, Saria was no where to be found.
"Saria!" Link called out as he looked around, "is this payback for that kiss I gave Zelda? If it is I'll go over it all for the billionth time. She was the one who kissed me, OK? I'm not interested in her, she's the one who's interested in me! She's just a stupid, boy crazy princess, OK?!" Link explained to the Saria that was no where in his eyeshot. "Look, I'm Sorry, so you can quit it with your sick little joke!! Come out from hiding already!!"
To Link's surprise Saria still didn't come out to show herself.
"I won't hang out with you anymore if you don't come out of hiding right now!!" Link yelled, hoping that Saria was actually there to hear the remark. "Come on Saria, this joke isn't even funny, not in the slightest bit!"
Link was about to leave when a familiar voice said behind him, "This is no joke!"
It was a dark night in Hyrule. Thunder was clapping loudly outside. Suddenly, Link woke up, cheering. He had dreamt that some random person had crushed Navi.
"What's all the fuss about, Link?" a familiar voice questioned.
" Aww man!" Link grumbled unhappily as he heard the stupid fairy's annoying voice.
"What's all the fuss about?!" Navi yelled pertinaciosly.
"Never mind." Link grumbled.
" Saria came by this morning, she wants you to meet her in her secret spot," Navi informed, "so I advice that you get over there quickly."
"Fine," Link grumbled at Navi, "but don't come with me!" he added.
" Why not, Link?" she questioned sadly.
" Because you're a pain in the butt!" he yelled back as he turned to leave; he was both aggravated and annoyed with Navi.
Just as he turned toward the door of his tree house, Navi sent a beam of red light towards him, from her wand.
"OUCH!!!!!" Link yelped as it hit his butt, "What was that for?!"
"For being such a meanie!" Navi yelled angrily.
"Damn Fairy!" Link grumbled as he walked out the door.
Link made his way towards the entrance to the lost forest, and then, finally, to Saria's secret spot. But when Link made it there, Saria was no where to be found.
"Saria!" Link called out as he looked around, "is this payback for that kiss I gave Zelda? If it is I'll go over it all for the billionth time. She was the one who kissed me, OK? I'm not interested in her, she's the one who's interested in me! She's just a stupid, boy crazy princess, OK?!" Link explained to the Saria that was no where in his eyeshot. "Look, I'm Sorry, so you can quit it with your sick little joke!! Come out from hiding already!!"
To Link's surprise Saria still didn't come out to show herself.
"I won't hang out with you anymore if you don't come out of hiding right now!!" Link yelled, hoping that Saria was actually there to hear the remark. "Come on Saria, this joke isn't even funny, not in the slightest bit!"
Link was about to leave when a familiar voice said behind him, "This is no joke!"