Prologue
I blinked as I stare at the table in front of me
Where is it come from? One moment I'm sleeping and...
"Is this dream?" I muttered
No... No, it not dream. There big difference between dream and reality, really, really big. I had heard often people mistaken dream with reality but that was not possible
For example, when you in dream everything around you is hazy, blur, almost like hallucination, and your thought is a mess. I, myself know this since I did have few dream that feel very real before
Yet, none of them like this... None of them so clear like this... Right now my mind not a mess and everything around me is clear, very clear. This is too real for a mere dream, so no, this is not
To prove my point, I begin to pinch my hand and like I thought, I feel sting sensation come from it. I can feel pain, which mean this is clearly not dream
That leave me with one question
"How the hell I got here?" I whispered as I begin to take a look of my surrounding
White... As far as I can see, everything is white... No matter how far my eyes guide me, all I can see is white... A very large white space... There nothing but white space, table and chair that right now I sit upon
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I don't like this... I really don't like this... I mean, this is not dream, clearly not since I can feel pain. And the last thing I remember is go back to my bed to sleep then suddenly now I'm in... Where the hell am I?!
"Yo!"
Then, suddenly out of nowhere someone appear in front of me. And when he spoke, I jump. Yes, I really, really jump. Not like the one in anime you see, I jump from my chair frantically and fell to the ground!
"W-What the fuck?!" I yelled as I fell to my butt, my eyes frantically glued to the being that suddenly appear in front of me. My breath rate increased and I can feel for moment my heart just beat faster for second due to the surprise
He... Old... I would guess he around his forty. He clad in gentleman suit with black billowing cape, having spiky gray hair and beard. He stare at me with smirk in his face and eerie crimson red eyes, I have no doubt he just taking amusement from my fall
For some reason... He look familiar...
"How rude, did you swear to everyone you just meet?" He asked me
I narrowed my eyes, slowly I push myself to stand and inwardly gulped. There... There something about him that make me feel unease. You know the sensation when you sit on side of stranger that look like criminal? Yep, that what I currently feel
"W-Who are you?" I asked, trying to be brave "And where am I?!"
He blinking his red eyes at me, the smirk in his face still remain as he spoke "Well, you clearly a bit polite than the previous one. Normally, they instantly said 'Where the fuck am I old man?' Or things like that."
Previous one? I don't know what he say but... It make my spine chill for moment. What he mean by previous one? Just who the hell this guy?!
"I guess I will introduce myself. I sure you had heard me before, my name is... Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg."
And I feel myself freeze the moment he declare his name...
Kischur... Zelretch... Schweinorg...?
I'm not fan of Fate Stay/Night. And while I found the film amusing and fun, but I never try to dig to the deeper. All my knowledge about it only come from fanfiction I read from internet
And from all fanfiction I read, Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg only be used for one reason...
Dimension travel...
"No way..." I murmured before I take few steps away from him "Hell no! Hell no way! There no way you Zelretch! No way you that Zelretch! He only in anime! A fiction World! Fuck his Kaleidoscope! It just things that people use for reason to make crossover fanfiction or things like that!" I shouted to him, feeling panic and fear gnawing in my stomach at this... This joker presence!
"Well..." 'Zelretch' mused, he show nothing but amusement at my reaction "When you say it like that, it rather strange but... I'm not in mood to making introduction or pleasantries since you already know me so..."
Then suddenly I feel yanked by something. My body flung upward, enough to make me let out yelp as my eyes widened before I feel myself crashing back to the chair that now somehow already stand once more
As this happen, my mind frantically trying to process just what happen, the fear and panic sensation start to grow further. This is not happening, this is not happening! This is not happening! I mean, he couldn't be real! This couldn't be real! This probably some sick joke or things like that or-
"Calm down."
And I calm...
It was very strange sensation... One second my mind is mess but suddenly I feel... Clear... You know the sensation when you feel yourself very nervous and afraid but suddenly all of them gone because your fear proved to be nothing? Yeah, it kind of like that... Was that magic? Did he just make me calm with simple gaze?!
"Well... While you more polite than the other but you certainly the first one that almost collapse just because meet me." 'Zelretch' spoke, his voice still laced with amusement as he grin to me and by any Gods, I can see his fangs! "I don't know I should feel flattered or offended but... I guess I will take the first." He chuckled to me
Because my mind calm now, I can feel part of my logical brain begin to work again. Say what you wish about me, but I'm logical person, so when I no longer feel panic or like that...
Regarding him as dream will only deny the reality, and that only do nothing but make you look like moron. He not dream, but there chance... Perhaps I'm hallucinating? That was possible actually, when you hallucinating you still can feel pain or such things
But the problem is, I'm not drug user, yes, I smoke one or two time but I never touch drug or even offered one. So... Does someone drugging me? But who? I mean...
Let keep that aside, for now I have another matter
"Okay. Let just assume that you real." I started, my eyes lingering to him who snorted "I can list few things why you come to me and I would like to say that I REFUSE all what you offer."
Zelretch blinked at me, then he pouted, Gods! He actually pouted! Do you know how strange it is in face of old man?! It... Disgusting! Ewww! No offense!
"But I still not offering you anything!" He exclaimed petulantly
"You offer is thing like giving memories of an alternative version of someone whose life goal was to be a transvestite circus clown and then implant them into your victim personality, replacing someone personality with some their opposite gender counterpart, or sending someone to World where monster girl that live through man sperm exist just for the sake for your fun." I said dryly, remembering one of gabriel blessing fanfic where he change Miya Asama personality and send Shirou to Monster Girl World. If that wasn't insane then I don't know what else it called "What kind of sane man would accept your offer?"
"Hey! There many men would love to take the last offer you know!" Zelretch defended himself
Doesn't change the fact that it still considered as insane level funny
"Hear me first." Zelretch clear his throat before he give me look "I already travel to many place, and change many things. However I realize when I did that all of them is... A bit dull." He said
"Dull?"
"Yes! They all amusing and fun make no mistake, but they all mostly have one common thing!" Zelretch rising his index finger to me "To be a Hero." He stated "And like I said before, all of them is fun to see but I want something different!"
"And you pick me..." I narrowed my eyes. Truthfully, I admit I'm not a good person. I maybe won't hesitate to help in one case, but I'm not Hero criteria. I... I kind of selfish actually, if there oppurtinity to make life better, then I will immediately take it, I mean, why not? Life with bag of money and can lazy around while getting anything is good life
"Aaron Wilson, second child of Hendry Wilson and Lily Wilson. Born on 17 April 1995 at Novena from Singapore, age is nineteen and now currently working under your father shop." Zelretch stated my biodata "I would like to say more, especially about your porn fetish secret but it will take more time. So here my offer!
"I will send you to one of alternate realities. A parallel universe, of course one that exciting! Filled with adventure, romance, fantasy and everything nice! But it won't be completely fun if there no... Adrenaline push in here and there right? Which mean, your life would be in danger!
"But have no fear! I won't left you without strength! I will provide you necessary skill so you can survive! Whatever path you take is up to you! I don't care if you turned to serial killer or things like that! Just went your life like you wish to amuse me and-"
"I humbly refuse." I cut him instantly, having no intent to hear him rambling any further. This make Zelretch paused on his track and blinking at me "While the idea to live on fiction World is very tempting but I'm fine by myself now." It is true, right now I'm pretty much content with how I life, true I wish to improve it perhaps, getting richer and such things, but none of them include supernatural aspect
I have father and mother who love me, big brother who asshole but care to me as well, and very cute little sister. I don't want to leave them all, especially to the World that... Dangerous like Zelretch describe and risking my life
I already content with what I have so... Right now I just want to get out from wherever is this and continue with my current life, I satisfied with them after all
Though... I doubt Zelretch going to accept this, from all fanfic I read, Zelretch is anything but good in accepting no. The man is insane and I won't be surprise if he refuse my refusal and send me directly to whatever he wish...
"Well, okay."
Which is surprise me when he said that
"Okay?" I blinked at the acceptance. That... That was really surprising. But since I'm not the one who going to left gift in horse mouth "Then, I wish to get out from here and-"
"And you will die." He added, prompting me to freeze
"Die?" I asked, my voice a bit dry as I stare at him with disbelief. Did... Did he really just...
"It not me who going to kill you." He said as if know what I thinking "But you will die because right now your cellphone that only few centimeters away from your head will explode, burning your head instantly and kill you."
"My cellphone... Explode?" I croaked out
"You do realize lately your cellphone battery start to getting error right?" Zelretch pointed to me nonchalantly "Until now you refuse to change it because you thought it waste of money... Well thanks to that, you going to die because of it. Apparently there short circuit in your electric cable and... Boom."
"... You..." I gulped, dread sensation start to crawling in my stomach "You lying! You must be lying! There no way that could-"
"If you think I'm lying then by any mean, walk through that door." Zelretch gestured to our right, and I notice there door sudddenly appear out of nowhere in corner "It will take you back to your World, just when the explosion happen and I warn you, it not painless. When it explode it melt your face, your skull is fine but your organ? Eyes, ears, mouth, nose and your entire face? Ohh, trust me, it hurt."
I stare at the door with obvious sick expression in my face. Just imagine it... It already enough to make me cringe, that certainly not the way I imagine myself to die, having my face melting when I still alive? Great Jesus! That was...
But for all I know, Zelretch could be lying... He is not sane, I aware of that, the way he think is very different from normal people, perhaps it because he already too old, his age above four hundred if I recall... So I won't be surprise if he did this so he can make me take his offer...
However, until now I never read fanfic where Zelretch portrayed as bad guy, he troll, king of prank, but never once his prank make the person death. Loss sanity and traumatize for the rest of life? Yes, that the worse, but death? No... Zelretch prank never make people death...
But if I accept his offer... It mean I leave everything behind... My parent... My siblings... My friends... Everyone... Though if I indeed going to die then it mean same things...
And I'm not one of type who not afraid to death, oh no, I afraid to die, I clearly am. Only moron who not fear death, especially at young age like me! I'm not even twenty yet damnit! Heck! I'm still a virgin!
But moreover... I afraid if I die... I will go to Hell...
Seeing Magic itself is real and the person who have it in front of me, I have no doubt Heaven and Hell also exist. And I'm not religious person, I do often read about mythology but I'm not that devoted and I also done pretty much things for myself rather than other...
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No... The risk is too big... It not just my life in line but my soul as well... I can't go back...
Gods... I...
"At least can I see and hug them for one last time?" I asked to Zelretch, my voice sounded dry and filled with bitterness
Despite the smirk still in there, I can see Zelretch feature softened a bit "I'm sorry but I can't let you touch them, it will make things very suspicious. But see them? Yes, you can. You also can leave message through me if you wish.."
Gods...
I can't do anything but stare at him. My eyes start to hurt and I can feel tears slowly merged out from there. My vision become blur as my tears wetting them now and I put my face to my palm to wipe them
Just thinking that I will leave them this soon... I... I mean I...
I'm not ready... Not at all... Especially not without saying good bye or touch them one last time...
"You can mourn later." Zelretch suddenly spoke, breaking me from my tears "For now I have schedule! So are you going to accept my offer or not?!"
"... You really ruin the mood aren't you?!" I growled while glaring at him
"I don't care." Zelretch deadpanned at me simply "You can mourn after I done with you. Anyway, I will get to the point since I eager to see you amuse me. Here eat this."
I blinked at the pink pill that he give, the pill is small like normal pill and there three white stripes in middle of it. I scrunch my face at it before give look to Zelretch "What is this?"
"Super Pill." Zelretch answered "Albeit it depowered version of it."
"Depowered version?" I blinked "I thought you will give me something to survive!"
"If I give you the full one it will make people question about you and trust me, it will bring nothing but very big problem and also boring to watch." He said nonchalantly "Don't worry, you still can make car dent just by punching it and also you can destroy tree with kick if you want like it made of nothing."
I don't know how to response that... That was pretty much huge boost power. I mean, hello! If I punch the door it would be my fist that hurt! But if I can make dent on car and breaking tree...
Just what kind of place I going to?
"You... You not going to send me to Dragon Ball aren't you?" I asked, a bit freaked and horrified at the idea. Just so you know, even if I can break steel and flip car, that still mean nothing but SHIT in there! Add the fact Dragon Ball is the most worst Anime to live in
I mean, come on! Every ten years there would be monster come and disturb the peace! Piccolo, Saiyan, Frieza, Cell! And FUCKING MAJIN BUU!
Just what kind of insane guy who want to live in there?! In place where they can be killed with nothing but by flick! And people able to blast the hell out of planet!
"Ha? No, no, I won't send you to that monkey World." Zelretch reassure me with chuckle "That place is too strange for my taste, trust me. The place where you going to go would be more tame." He said with grin that spoke 'I know things you don't know'
For some reason I still did not feel safe... Not. At. All.
But still, I found myself to swallow the pill. What? It not like I have any choice anyway! I already decide in first place!
And when I did, I fell silence for minutes. I expect there some strange sensation, something that make my body feel burn or things like that, something that look like in movie but...
Nothing happen
"In case you wondering, you won't burst like that monkey boy or people in anime." Zelretch said with amusement in his voice, making me flustered a bit "Though, the idea turning you to Magical Girl does tempting."
"FUCK YOU!"
I'm not bother to hide my anger anymore. While I do enjoy watching Fate Kaleid/Linear where Illya and Miyu acting like Magical Girl but I have no intention to become one! I'm a guy! And there definitely something WRONG when guy wearing skirt! EEEEWWWW! No offense to any guy or transvestite but... EWWW! Imagining myself in skirt is enough to make me wish to puke! Gross! Grossssss! Super grossss!
... I feel like I have to apologize to all transvestite in the World... Maybe I overdid it? But... Eww...
"Anyway! Now that is done, the next procedure is giving you this!" Zelretch rising his hand and my eyes widened when see what in there
A Class-cards...
"You have strength, yes, but you don't have any skills, and trust me you would be death less than month in that condition so this will solve your problem." Zelretch told me, his mouth curled to wide grin while speaking
I stare at the seven cards that he placed in table. Saber, Archer, Lancer, Rider, Berserker, Caster, Assassin. They all just look like exactly how they were in anime or Type-Moon wikia from internet.
"Does Archer contain Gilgamesh or EMIYA? If it yes then I chose them." I instantly said. There no need to ask any other, it wasn't secret that EMIYA and Gilgamesh power is the most wanted in Nasuverse
EMIYA power, Tracing, a Magecraft that allow you to copy Noble Phantasm and creating Reality Marble. I don't think I need to explain anymore why I want it, seriously, that man is undoubtedly powerful. I think the only reason why he loss in Fate Stay/Night at Saber route when facing Berserker, a fucking Heracles the Son of Zeus is because plot hole.
And then Gilgamesh... I also doesn't need to explain what it is right?
"Unfortunately no." Zelretch said, eyes rolled as if he a bit annoyed at my question "Why? Because they too overused, I'm bored seeing my source of amusement shooting swords!"
I certainly don't know how to response that so I decide to change the topic "Then, can you tell me just what Heroic Spirit those cards contain?"
"Nope. It won't be fun if I tell you." Zelretch answered with annoying grin "So now man up and pick your card!"
I stare at the seven cards that offered to me. Each of these cards contain power that enough to make me, a civilian into some kind of person who able to beat an army just by myself.
Seven cards... Seven class... Which one should I pick?
I never delve into art of fighting before, so picking any Cards won't matter but... If my guess is right, then maybe this card going to work like Fate Kaleid/Linear, while it won't turn me to Heroic Spirit but it give me their power and at least basic to wield the weapons of their class.
Truthfully, I'm more into hand to hand. While I'm not a fighter but at least I knew the basic of fighting if things come down. But I doubt the basic going to work, so let just count it as none
Saber. Wielding sword and becoming Knight is cool. If I lucky maybe I will get Arturia and I can use Excaliblast! That was certainly very powerful attack! And cool, that was cool as well, you clearly can't forget about that
Lancer... I tempted, really. If I got Gáe Bolg, that will be very useful, however it wasn't secret that most Lancer I know ended death and have suck Luck...
Archer... If there no EMIYA or Gilgamesh then no, I don't know other Archer class Servant, if I lucky I will get Heracles or Arjuna, the rival of Karna! But I don't think I would. The risk is too big, but I will consider it
Rider... Now if I got Iskandar... Man! Imagine myself spawning Ionioi Hetairo! Ha! That was amazing! Having whole army and teleport my enemy to the desert like that! Or I can get Medusa! I can ride Pegasus! Or I also can get Ramesess II, that guy can call a Sphinx and Reality Marble! He is the strongest Rider I ever know! Maaan that would be awesom
Caster... I certainly not sure to pick this. All Caster I know is clearly not good person. With Medea and Gilles de Rais, those two clearly not prime example for Caster class. However they can do Magic, and I sure having Magic in arsenal will be very useful. Imagine things I can do with it!
Assassin... I don't know about this... I mean while I don't mind to steal if I have to but taking Class-card that give me special ability to kill is... But I could use it stealthy ability, certainly it will be very useful for surviving
Berserker...
"Hypothetically speaking I pick Berserker, the Mad Enhancement... How it work for me?" I asked
"It can be active and deactivated of course." Zelretch answered "You can set the timer how long you wish in that state, however it also depend on how your mind condition. For example, let just say you just went through veeery bad day, and you set Mad Enhancement for fifteen minutes, due to your mind not in right condition you will under Mad Enhancement for twenty minutes or so, depend on your problem." He explained
"I see... Is there side effect? After I done with my Berserk does my mind will be more... Darker?"
"Other than headache? Nope. The moment you enter berserk state everything would be like a dream. And when you awake, depend on how long you went berserk, the longer, the more painful your headache would be."
Certainly, becoming Berserker is actually big no. What kind of sane man willing to trade his mind just for power? I, myself found it very not good idea, I still love my sanity and wish it still there, thank you very much! But still... The potential of the Berserker card possess is great. As far I recall, all Berserker is strong Heroic Spirit. Such as Lancelot, Heracles, and... Spartan if I recall? I don't know but Berserker card contain many good Heroic Spirit actually...
Saber, Lancer, Archer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, or Berserker. Warrior of sword, warrior of lance, warrior of bow, the one who ride legendary beast, the one who possess wisdom and knowledge that surpass mankind, the one who spend it time to live under the shadow and can kill anyone without they realize it, the one who trade their sanity for the sake of more power
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Between these seven cards that going to change my whole life and assist me in future... Which one I should pick?
Once again I found myself blinking. However unlike before, rather than granting by sight of white space or table and chair, it was blue sky with countless clouds
I blinked, once, twice, then I push myself to sit and I began to look around me
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A boat... A wooden, and small boat... I was in boat...
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I was in boat... And in middle of sea... A sea that so vast that no matter how far I see, only blue that granted to my eyes
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For a second my mind trying to process just what exactly happen. And after my brain finish registering it, I take deep breath
"DID THAT VAMPIRE JUST FUCKING DUMPING ME?!"
I was all but calm as I roared to no one with raging voice
What the hell that ancient fucker thinking?! Isn't he supposed to place me in some room, house or things like that?! Why in name of any Gods that exist in any universe I was in the GOD DAMN SEA?!
I take another breath, this time deeper than before and I force myself to calm down, burying my anger and rage. There no time for that, right now my situation pretty much urgent so...
I began to look at the boat I currently in. It wasn't too big, it length probably only two meters and the width is around five foots. I notice there also two barrels placed, one of them have faucet. I approach the barrels, carefully I rotate the faucet and water come out from it. I let it to my hand then I took small sip
A normal water... That mean, the other barrel... I open the other one and as I expected inside it were food... Apple precisely, a lot of apples
My eyebrow twitched, did that guy expect me to survive only by water and apples?! I'm not a picky eater and I do like apples but this amount... There probably hundred of them in here!
He... He didn't plan to make me spend months or weeks in this boat isn't he? Hey! Hey! There limitation even for such things! I can accept it if he at least provide more types of food but seriously? Only apples?!
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I guess I have no choice... Apple and water then it is but...
I glance around me and see there nothing but blue sea, clouds, and seagulls that flying around
"Where the hell I going to take a poop?" I said with twitching eyes. I can take a pee easily since I'm in sea, but poop? Now that was another thing.
As if answering my question, from corner of my eyes I caught sight of pack of toilet paper. This did nothing but make my eyes twitch. I sure as hell it wasn't there moment ago and yet... Can't that guy at least give me another things that can be used?!
In the end I only can shake my head and sighed in mixture of frustration and annoyance "First, I need to decide where I'm going anyway." I muttered
Just letting the sea carrying me won't do any good. I have to find way. Let see, first is decide which is north, west, east and south. If I recall there method that can decide the direction judging by how the sun slowly set and using shadow
If I can make guess where east and west, then where north and south is pretty clear. I guess I should go to north direction, hopefully there won't be any bad things happen like some kind of storm or shark
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Oh, who I am kidding, this is Zelretch we talking about. That guy love chaos, I sure as hell he going to make my life as miserable as he could
"Huh? Is that a fish? I never see that kind of fin, the color were quite lively and-HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
"A snow? B-But isn't it just sunny few minutes ago! How the heck-HELL FUCK! IS THAT BLIZZARD?! WHAT KIND OF WEATHER IS-"
"... Is that... Fish with monkey face? And... They waving... At me? ... ... ... ... Why the fucking hell this is seems familiar?"
I don't know how long I already in this sea, in this boat... I lie, I know, it five days. Five days in this fucking boat, floating in sea and allowed myself to be carried with the wave, with only eating apples and water, nothing else. By Gods, apples were my favorite fruit but now I think I won't be able to see it in same way anymore, probably have to find another favorite fruit after I get out from this situation
I stare at my boat... Yes, my boat. My boat that already blasted by strong wave multiple time, went through blizzard and storm. Somehow this small boat able to hold itself and not destroyed! This little thing is sure as hell tougher than Titanic!
I mean, I crashing to iceberg yesterday, and yet there no crack or such thing in my boat! Heck! Not even scratch! It was the iceberg instead the one that cracked! Even just remembering it until now I still flabbergasted
Perhaps, this boat is not normal one. Looks like it was magically enchanted by Zelretch if it could survive from weather like yesterday and that iceberg
Speaking about weather... I just don't understand what the fucking hell is wrong with this World! I mean, fifteen minutes ago it was sunny and normal and the next there a storm! A fucking storm! BLIZZARD STORM FOR GOD SAKE!
And then there animal that living in here too! Seriously! What kind of beast that have eel body but have head that look like mixture of aligator and some kind of lizard?! And it live in sea nonetheless! And there that fish with MONKEY face! MONKEY FACE!
Thanks God that I manage to keep the barrels safe, it wasn't easy mind you but with my new strength... Grabbing these barrels actually almost like cola can, they are pretty light despite I sure they were weight dozen pound, with water full and the apples as well
A testimony of my new strength obviously if I can do such feat easily. I mean, I'm not buffed or strong person previously but now... Heck! I just kill some kind of fish with size of ten meters with nothing but my bare hands! Granted I did not leave unscather bud my body also become tougher and a hell lot of stronger!
I mean, that strange fish bite me and yet it not able to pierce my body! Well it did, but it didn't tore my arm apart like it supposed to, rather it only piercing it
And during the last five days I also practicing my Class-card ability. I mean, I know I still haven't got dream cycle yet and know which Heroic Spirit power I will inherit but... For example, if you pick Saber then obviously you going to train to using sword for the future!
And I must damn say, I pretty much can do cool thing with my new ability! Man I clearly not regret picking this Class-card if it give me boost like this. Granted there nothing much I can do since I'm in small space like this but... Well, you got the idea anyway
It was then I notice pack of dark clouds that gather together not far from my location, and it take everything I have to not bang my head to the corner of my boat
"You think he will wake up soon?"
"We don't know, he maybe look a bit skinny and unhealthy but that's it."
"Oh, well then..."
POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE!
"Luna! Stop bothering him!"
"Hihihi, but it's funny! Check on this!"
POKE! POKE! POKE! POKE!
"See?"
"It's just how normal people react when you bother them in their sleep! Now stop it!"
Unfamiliar feminine voices that conversing were the first thing I heard, followed by something poke me in ribs and stomach few times. I let out groan as I feel slight headache, what with these nosie anyway?! It been a while since I sleep this comfortable and yet...
"Hey! He wake up! See? It worked!"
"It did not! It just time for him to wake up! He not that injured!"
Wait, noise? If I recall I was in boat moment ago and got rampaged by storm and-
I open my eyes in bleary manner, and in instant I greeted by sight of large black eyes that looking at me. I blinked, and the eyes also blinked
"Luna! Do you know what personal space mean?!"
Another woman voice yelled as the eyes in front of me got yanked back, followed by the person itself... Herself precisely
"Personal space?" Luna asked from her place "What is that? Is it taste good?"
"Of course you will said that." The woman grumbled "Why I bother to ask in first place." She shake her head and dropped Luna before turn to me and smiled "Hello handsome! Sorry if our captain bothering you, she have some screw loose in her head."
I stared at the two women in front of me. One have black hair that cut in short style and a bit untamed as well. There two stitches below her left eye, and she have a bit large black eyes. She wearing sleeveless red shirt that hug her well-endowed body and short jeans that reach only above her knee, there also some kind of hat strapped to her neck, laying on the back of her head
The other women mewanwhile were blond, she have short hair as well but hers seems clean and also quite neat. There something strange with her eyebrow that look like swirling though, alas she still looking good in my standard. Just like her friend, she have healthy figure, she clad in black businesswoman outfit, albeit rather than skirt and heel she wear long pants and shoes
For reason... These two were very familiar... Veeeeeeery familiar, I feel like I had seen them from somewhere
"Hello~~~? Is there anybody in there?"
I feel something rap my head two or three times, breaking me from my stupor and I just in time to see Luna got yanked back once again
"Stop bothering him! He obviously overwhelmed by the situation! Give him time!" The blonde woman yelled to her companion, she turned to me and smile "I already prepare you some food, eat it to your content." She said, gesturing to the tray that on table not far from my bed
"Ah! Uhh..." I feel quite sheepish and embarrassed being greeted by the sudden politeness "Thank you miss. Umm..." I shake my head a bit, clearing myself from the nervousness "My name Aaron Wilson, if I may know your two name?"
"What a gentleman, introducing yourself first." The blonde spoke with approval "I'm Sani sweetheart, you can call me anything you want though." She said with suggestive voice
"I'm Monkey D Luna!" Luna introduce herself with big grin "The woman who will become Pirate Queen!"
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"... What?" I asked, my voice become dull and I sure as hell my face too
"Pirate Queen!" Luna repeated, appear to be oblivious of my brain sudden error, her face still confronted to grin that probably could shine in darkness
Before my mind can comprehend what the heck just happen and respond it, the door opened and reveal another person coming in, and seeing who is it did nothing but make the error in my brain getting bigger
"He already awake?"
Three person enter the room. The first two, thanks God were familiar and they appear to be no different than they supposed to be, there no change at all. Beautiful woman with long blue hair that tied into high ponytail. Curly haired man with long nose and lip that a bit thick. They exactly how they supposed to be.
The last one however...
Make no mistake, the person wearing same style of outfit. White shirt, long dark green pants and shoes, followed by wild and very short spiky green hair, three swords strapped in the back of pant, green bandana strapped in arm. Yeah, clearly the dressing style doesn't change... The person face and two fruits in his supposed flat chest meanwhile is another else
"Why the heck he staring at us like we are ghost?" The long nosed man asked to his friend
"Yeah, he seems look like saw his nightmare given form." The green haired woman added, then she give look to the blonde "You didn't molest him and traumatize him aren't you whore?"
"As if I would do such indecent thing!" Sani snapped "That's more like your style you marimo!"
"Say that again you shitty cook!"
"Marimo! Ugly! Brainless!"
"That's it! You and me now outside!"
"Sani, Zara can we not have fight in here now?" The blue haired woman interfered with exasperated face "Our guest seems... Go back to his sleep."
At that everyone snapped their attention back to the man who in the bed, who now unconscious with Luna poking his cheek with stick that she got frome somewhere
"Shishishi, he's funny guy." Luna giggled, all while keep poking the man
Hello everyone! To you who new and to you who always read each of my Fanfic, I welcome you all to, 'Endless Blue Adventure! A crossover story between Fate Stay/Night and One Piece, with the new protagonist, Aaron Wilson! A self insert fanfiction!
Well... Actually he's not a new protagonist, you all probably aware that Aaron Wilson is the same protagonist in my other fanfic "Normal Life? Yeah, right...", a crossover fanfiction between Fate Stay/Night and DC Universe
However instead got dumped in DC Universe, our Hero got dumped by Zelretch in One Piece universe! A World where the craziness almost same, especially since trouble is anywhere in this World... Poor guy
And not just that, rather than landed in normal One Piece, he got dumped in the World where our favorite straw hat gender got swapped! Yeeeaaah... I can imagine what kind of crazy situation he will get into in future...
Before I say anything else I have you all know that this fic is inspired from "This Bites!" by Xomniac! The best One Piece self-insert fanfiction, story that you must read if you fan of One Piece, seriously that guy and his friends were SSSUUUPPPEEERRR! They are truly epiphany of Man Romance! XD
Now in matter of strength, Aaron is not that strong, I repeat, he not strong. The pill Zelretch give to him, if you read it, there difference between it and the one the vampire give in my other fic, this one is far weaker. His strength not that awesome actually, he not at Monster Trio level, nowhere close
He probably around Franky in term of strength and durability probably around Gan Fall the Sky Knight of Skypiea! He can take beating and stronger than Usopp, Nami and else but if compared to Monster Trio? Yeah, they going to beat the hell out of him. And as for his Class-card... I'd rather ask you all of course! My dear Reader! XD
What should Aaron become? Saber? Lancer? Archer? Rider? Caster? Assassin? Or Berserker? I already have idea of what Heroic Spirit he would be but I feel better if you all give me your opinion! I open for all idea of course! However sadly, this time unlike in Normal Life? Yeah, Right..., Berserker were not included for obvious point, he already become one in another fic so... Yeah... You all can give your opinion about which card he should choose through review, but be warned, the next chapter the poll were over so you got only one chance, which is in this chapter
And the last one, pairings... Nope, nadda, doesn't crossed in my mind seriously. Despite many interaction with beautiful female character One Piece but we all know there no romance in there -except for Boa Hancock to Luffy, which the latter practically ignore and oblivious to her advance *Lucky Bastard*-, same thing will occur in here, pairing won't be top priority in this story. There will be one or two scene that may look 'romantic' but that's it, nothing more
And if you still reading until here then you all must notice that my grammar is suck. I won't afraid to admit it, yes, it does suck. So, I ask to anyone who willing to beta this story for me please PM me, we will talk about editing this story
Well, I guess this is it for now, seeing this only Prologue after all. Please give this story Favorite, Follow, and Review
Ja Ne! XD