Diamond: OOhh this is exciting! This is going to be our new series!
Gold: Yup! It's called "Fairy tails tales"
Emmy: It's wArPeD oUt Of PrOpOrTiOnS!
Ruby: Disclaimers
Diamond: Right, disclaimer, we don't own the stories these warped fairy tail tales are based on, and we don't own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does
*Spins to shrine for Mashima God*
Gold: Let's begin
The Princess who slept a lot and somehow got kidnapped by a dragon or something and then was attempted to be rescued by a prince who failed to rescue her.
-Time Skip-Backstory-
Once upon a time, in the Heartfillia palace, King Jude and Princess Layla were holding a celebration to honor the birth of their daughter. Their fairies began presenting their gifts to the lovely princess, the first Yuri, giving beauty, the second Precht, grace, and the third Warrod giving her the gift of magic. However, there fun was short-lived when the evil fairy, Mirajane (Diamond: For the record, we have NOTHING AGAINST MIRAJANE she's just the one people think is most evil according to a poll…) burst in on her demon wings of flame.
"Young princess, dear princess, how beautiful. For your deeds King, this maiden will be cursed to die on her 18th birthday if pricked by a...a… a dragon's claw! That'd be good for taking out those damn dragons who always disobey me" "Ah, wait uhm, maybe that's to deep, how about sleep for eternity, that seems better" The demon fairy stated, fretting over her choices. "*AHEM* yada yada, deeds, cursed to sleep for eternity on her 18th birthday! Hm, maybe that's not deep enough, oh well!"
As the evil left, the third fairy, Mavis, still had her present to give, instead of giving the ability of endurance, as the princess was fated to sleep often, she took a bit of her stamina and instead turned it into the gift of softening the curse to make it so the curse can be lifted if her true love kisses her.
Afterward, the King ordered all dragons to be exterminated, and for the fairies to take care of the princess, Princess Lucy. However, the fairy was really lazy, and didn't want to take care of the princess herself, and left her in the care of the secret village the fairies created, called Fairy Tail.
-5 years after Lucy was dropped off-Lucy is 5-
"Grandpa Makarov! Look!" came little shrieks of delight!
"What is it brats" the old man replied.
"We found wild strawberries!" little Erza stated, looking very excited, "We can make strawberry cake!"
"Mmm, very good, take them to Alzack and Bisca's house now, brats" murmured Makarov. (Diamond: Alzack and Bisca are like, 14 in this time, hey I'm thinking of the time skip here!)
"Yes Master" came a half a dozen little voices, rushing to get over to the couples house to have a cake baked.
"Oh, and Cana, your father will be returning very soon, gather the family in the main hall to celebrate."
"Yes Master…" came a little (not drunk) Cana's reply, sipping her apple juice also made by Bisca.
~Meanwhile~ (same year)
"Come on Natsu!" came Gajeel's (Diamond: He's 8, 3 years older than Natsu) small but ruff voice, "We need to get to the nest, the Flame dragons in the west territories have been anihalated... unfortunately Uncle Atlas Flame is in bad shape"
"Uncle?!" little Natsu said, shocked with the color draining from his face. "It can't be", so many dragons have been exterminated after Mirajane, the demon fairy proclaimed her curse on the princess. It's entirely the princess's fault the Elites were after them, and that his uncle may die.
The Elites are a band of dragon hunters with special dragon-repelling equipment and training.
-10 years after Lucy was dropped off-Lucy is 10-
"Droy, Jet, hurry up!" said a kid Levy, rushing to get to the main hall, where they would have a celebration for the birth of Alzack and Bisca's child, Asuka. "We need to hurry; the others are probably already there!" Levy shouted.
~Meanwhile~
Natsu was carried up to the king's nest, the one belonging to his father, Igneel, who secretly disguised as the new royal advisor 3 years ago. As far as the king knows, Igneel was just a dragon whisper, an important asset to the kingdom, as he could tell what their plans could be. As the prince, it was his responsibility to stand with him as he made an announcement.
"The king has issued an order. Find the princess. Then the slaughter of our fellow kin will cease."
-Current times-Lucy is 17-
"Lucy, let's go, Master is waiting for us" Erza said, "it's almost time for the meeting". "Alright, I'm coming, this formal wear dress is hard to get on, do the outsider's really wear this?" came a reply, "Why do we need to wear these outsider's dresses?". To this Erza replied, "Let's just hurry, the sooner we go the sooner it ends and we can take these things off."