Raging waters, everything was a blur. Speeding along the rapids at ludacris speed. She's never, ever, EVER, going to do this again. Somehow Demile had been convinced to go on a camping trip with the rest of the Cullens, and they decided it would be a good idea to go kayaking.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmett screamed as he, Jasper, and Carlisle shot forward.
Rosalie, Alice, and Esme's canoe was right behind them, but Demile and Edward followed behind at a leasurly pace. They were more interested in the scenery than the race.
Alice and Esme paddled furiously, gaining on the men quickly. Rosalie was screaming a war chant behind them.
"YOU CAN DO IT!" Rosalie shreiked. "YES YOU CAN!"
Alice and Esme paddled faster, if that was even possible.
"YOU CAN DO IT!" Roslaie yelled in tempo to the swells of the rapids. "YOU'RE NOT A MAN!!"
Jasper and Emmett's paddling slowed so they could glare at Rosalie, but the girls' kayak flew past before they could even blink.
"MEN ARE STUPID!!" Roslaie bellowed with renewed vigor.
Alice let out a cackle of triumph.
"MEN ARE WEAK! ALL THEY KNOW, IS EAT EAT EAT!!!!!!!!"
Rosalie's chant ended as their kayak colided with the bank. The small boat shattered on impact. Rosalie, Alice, and Esme were all tossed out. They proformed various tricks as they flew through the air, landing nimbly on their feet a few yards away from the shore. All their grace was for nothing though, for as soon as they landed, they collapsed and shook with laughter.
Not long after, the men repeated the crash in a much more watery fashion. After smashing into a rock several yards from the bank, their kayak was destroyed in a similar fashion as the girls'. Not to long after, three huge spashes were created as Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett fell into the water. They didn't surface for a whle, unable to attempt any athletic feats while buredned with so much laughter.
Demile and Edward soon drifted to the back, their kayak swaying as they laughed. Demile's end of the boat was right by the shore, which gave her a malevolent idea. She flashed Edward a wicked grin and lept gracefully from the kayak and onto the land.
The sudden shift in weight send the kayak tumbling backward, throwing Edward out and into the shallow water. Everyone started to laugh harder as Edward surfaced with a sour face.
After that, Kayaking became the Cullen's favorite activity, second only to Baseball.