Bible Fanfiction:
One day Jesus and Naruto were walking in the forest and they were talking,"how are you ?",
said Jesus and Naruto replied"im good,tank you".Then all of the sudden,jewish ninja jumped
out of the trees and Naruto noticed there head bands that they were from the village hidden in the Dew.
One of the ninja then say "ha ha,we get you,you been defeated".Naruto said then "not so fast boyz"
and he used kage bunshin no jutsu(shadow clone technique) and they ran at them but of it of
the ninjas took of his mask and it was none other than there arc enemys;Bill Nye the sceince guy.
"Oh no" said Jesus in a whimpered voice."It can't be"said naruto .Bill nye then throw kunai knife
at them until kakashi jump from tree and save "wow,thank you a lot kakashi sensei"
and kakachi say "it okay".
Jesus looked over at kakashi and he said "It's him" and kakashi relies "I no, it is bill nye, the
ninja who circumsized over a tousand warriors undeteckted."We be careful with him say jesus to Naruto
and kashi.
Jesus put his foot on Kakashi's back and pushed backwards and did a backflip,in mid-air he began to
jizz it went into the other ninjas eyes and blinded them all but Bill Nye blocked it with
science."is that all you have got ?"he said with a smile "i gonna eat your foreskins".Naruto get mad
and throw big shuriken at billnye the science gay but he moved a bit and dodged but it still cut off
his left arm. "Nice one,babe",Bill Nye said with an twinkle in his eye.
Kakashi then pulls up his headband and use his sharongun."Behold my sharongun!"said Kakashi sensei with
a twinkle in eye and a skip in his step. Nye said with a grin"..." and he reach in to his pocket
and throws an conical flask at Naruto but he dodged it and it then hit kakashi instead in the face and broke
and glass went into his eyes and he said"ow , now i can't use my sharongon".
Naruto got even more madder than the state of frustration before this when he was mad and chargded at Bill
head on but suddenly bill lifted up his shirt and squirted acid from his nipples into Naruto's mouth.
It was a bitter yet sweet falvour.
Naruto rolled back over to Jesus and kakashi and kakashi was look at kakashi and then he look at
Jesus and say"im scared"and Jeseu said "okay".The jesus said "i've a plan,do worry my child",he say "but it
will take time to power up before i can use the jutsu"...narut understood.
Naruto went to battle with with Bill Nye to distract him and Jesus put his hand under his robe and began
to masturbate 5 minutes of fighting,Naruto was out of chakra and he used his smartness
instead."Look over they're!" exclaimed naruto and bill nye looked but nothing was had beeen
fooled.
At that same moment Jesus began to hover and he made a handsign that resembled a penis and two balls
and he shout "magical goo jutsu",Jesus's eyes rolled into the back of his head and things started
to gravitate towards him and explode.
Then a streem of pure white light burst from his penis and engulfed bill ,it was very loud and church bells were ringing
then bill Nye burst into flames because the devil was controlling him to teach evolution to
children.
Jesus said" we did it,it over now".Naruto say "wow ,your really powerfull and can i ask you a favour?
Jesus said "What is it ?
and naruto said "Gimme the smooch,gimme the smooch on my cheek boss".And Jsesu leaned over and kissed naruto
on his cheek and naruto became felt like a school girl who has a crush on the professor.
Jesus said "Become Hoekage and Sakura will give you a kiss o smiled and then luaghed .ITwas a
happy day.
The End