a/n: This is my first METMA fic, so be gentle. Please R/R!!!
Disclaimer: y'all know the routine, so, she *points at JKR* owns it all!
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That damn girl can't keep her hands off me!!!
Why can't they just retire me???Must they let students handle me so roughly???
First of all, my spine is coming off, and my once glossy cover is torn to shreds! Damn Hogwarts! Damn that girl, Hermione Granger! The checkout list reads:
1-21 Hermione Granger
2-03 Hermione Granger
3-14 Hermione Granger
4-30 Cho Chang*Who helped her with the big words???*
5-19 Hermione Granger
And when she wants to read me, she yanks me painfully out her reeking book-bag, then successfully spills tea and biscuits on page 3,829! On the page about Dumbledore no less! Then shoves me in her bookbag again, with no avail, into a bottle of ink!!!Can't she be even a smidgen more organized???
And then, returns me to the quiet bookshelves, only to borrow me again!!!Why Why Why!!!???!!!???!!!???
That damn, damn, damn girl.
El Fin
a/n: glad THAT was over!!!Join METMA! Down with MAPTMIC!!!Down with Harry Potter Jr.!!!Hello to METMA Mandy and Firebolt7, and if you're out there, CASSANDRA CLAIRE!!!
Disclaimer: y'all know the routine, so, she *points at JKR* owns it all!
******
That damn girl can't keep her hands off me!!!
Why can't they just retire me???Must they let students handle me so roughly???
First of all, my spine is coming off, and my once glossy cover is torn to shreds! Damn Hogwarts! Damn that girl, Hermione Granger! The checkout list reads:
1-21 Hermione Granger
2-03 Hermione Granger
3-14 Hermione Granger
4-30 Cho Chang*Who helped her with the big words???*
5-19 Hermione Granger
And when she wants to read me, she yanks me painfully out her reeking book-bag, then successfully spills tea and biscuits on page 3,829! On the page about Dumbledore no less! Then shoves me in her bookbag again, with no avail, into a bottle of ink!!!Can't she be even a smidgen more organized???
And then, returns me to the quiet bookshelves, only to borrow me again!!!Why Why Why!!!???!!!???!!!???
That damn, damn, damn girl.
El Fin
a/n: glad THAT was over!!!Join METMA! Down with MAPTMIC!!!Down with Harry Potter Jr.!!!Hello to METMA Mandy and Firebolt7, and if you're out there, CASSANDRA CLAIRE!!!