This takes place in Harry's 5th year.
Part 1
When Ron, Harry, and Hermione were taking their seats for the sorting on the 1st day back, they noticed that a pig dressed as Gilderoy Lockhart was sitting at the Defense Against the Dark Arts chair.
" Do you think that will be our new teacher?" asked Ron.
" Hopefully not! Then we'll learn nothing! It would be way too easy!" said Hermione.
Somehow, the whole room heard her and yelled yes so loudly that the windows broke and lightning struck.
Albus Dumbledore walked up to stage.
" Welcome! This year we will have a few adjustments," he said.
" Yeah a pig for a teacher," whispered Harry to Ron.
" As you can all see, our new teacher is Professor Farts-a-lot," he said.
The whole room started to crack up at the sound of that name. Literally, the whole room started to crack up. The paintings were laughing so hard that they cracked up and almost brought the walls with them. Professor McGonagall fixed it in a jiffy.
" You may not like the name," he continued," but he is an excellent teacher. The only bad thing is that he farts-a-lot and he acts a little like Gilderoy Lockhart."
Everyone started to moan when they heard Gilderoy Lockhart. Even Hermione. She only liked him for his good looks.
" I have a few other things to say," he continued, " Professor Farts-a-lot can talk and hear, so I want you to treat him like you treat me. Also I would like to talk to Harry Potter." After Dumbledore heard everyone say that Harry was in trouble and saw Harry's looks, he said, " Your not in trouble Harry. I also want to see Cho Chang. Dig in!"
" Looks like there's something he knows about you, Harry," said Ron teasingly.
"Shut up!" Harry yelled in his ear.
It looked like Hermione was going to cry for some reason. It's not because of what you think, or what I think you think.
" Why are you crying Hermione?" Ron asked Hermione. When Harry got up, he threw his food in her face. Then he got more, and ate it.
Harry and Cho walked up to Cho, both with puzzled looks on their faces.
A/N How do you like it? It's my first fic. I already wrote up to part 9. Should I continue it? Please tell me. Also, can you tell me all the Gryffindor 6th and 7th year girls? I need to know for this story. Thanks! Please review! I don't care if it is flaming. Please!