Just some random drabble. I don't Own Yu-Gi-Oh and never will. -sulk-

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Yugi and Yami
by 'William Shakespeare'

Enter Yugi

Yami appears above at a window

Yugi:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the itlog, and Yami is the diabond.
Arise, millenium diabond, and kiss the pointless face.
See, how he leans his hand upon his arm!
O, that I were a glove upon that arm,
That I might touch that hand!

Yami:
O Yugi, Yugi! wherefore art thou Yugi?
What's in a name? That which we call a head
By any other name would smell as damned
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a fucking ray of ra-shine that annoys the shit out of everyone it shines its damned light on"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove idiotic.

Yugi:
Swain, by yonder pointless face I swear
That tips in your face the f-ed puzzle--

Yami:
O, swear not by the face, the ancient face,
That psychotically changes in its strange orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise strange.
Sweet, asian night! A thousand times asian night!
Parting is such screwed sorrow,
That I shall say asian night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Yugi:
Sleep dwell upon thy hand, peace in thine arm!
Would I were sleep and peace, so shyly to rest!
stupidly will I to my millenium head's cell,
Its help to kiss, and my damned head to tell.

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A/N: I got this from this Drabble-Matic. It's like Mad-Libs. Most credit goes to them. Just ask me for the link. It's totally genius.