(team fortress and team fortress characters don't belong to me. They belong to Valve. Speedy is a character i made up.)
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Speedy Carlisle, Young and fast
Before war, he was never last
Losing to his brothers here and there
Not getting to fight he said 'not fair'
So he ran all the time
Until he heard the dinner bell chime
One time he beat all seven of his brothers so bad
By dinnertime they weren't that sad
They said they were happy about his win
And happy that they were in the same din
Then he went to war
And missed his family more and more