'How'd we get this duty? I know the perps have been picking on interracial couples, but why the Lieu and me? I mean, I've been single now longer than I was married. True, I've "been with" Anita longer than I was with either of my wives or any of my girlfriends. God knows I wish I had "spousal privileges" with her. Definitely got to stop thinking those kind of thoughts.'

'Does Lennie have any idea what he does to me when he's looks at me like that? He's going to make me blow our cover as an old married couple.'