CHAPTER I: A RUDE AWAKENING
POINT OF VIEW:SAKURA
All I recall from the dream is a constant thumping. I couldn't tell what it was, but it was at the tip of my tongue. It seemed so familiar, but yet so foreign. It sounded almost like a steady heartbeat. But that's where the similarities stopped.
I woke up in my bed in the morning, the sunlight streaming through the patio window. I rolled over, and Naruto's dick plopped in my face. Frightened, I rolled over to the other side, to reveal a naked Sasuke, with a bunch of empty condom wrappers in the garbage. My ass was sore, and I couldn't ignore the odd taste in my mouth.
I looked at the bottom of the bed, and there sat a stack of empty Four 'Loko cans. What the fuck did I do, I questioned myself in my mind. I could only faintly remember the events of last night; sort of like a memory that my brain was willing itself to forget.
Naruto moved next to me, slapping my ass. "Hey, I could really use a sandwich." he said, yawning. And, like a proper whore, I went to make him a sandwich. I put extra meat on it, just the way I like it.
I turned around from the kitchen to see Sasuke waking up on the side of the bed. He lifted his head over the bed to see a naked Naruto, being all penisy and whatnot. He screamed "OH MY GOD, WE DIDN'T!" And then he saw me, my breasts swinging with the breeze of a thousand sun showers, grabbed his head and muttered: "Thank God."
"Haha. As if there was a God." Naruto contemplated to Sasuke.
I started to pull my clothes on, and immediately got slapped across the face. "Don't you fucking dare, bitch." said Sasuke.
"I'm not your fucking whore, Sasuke!" I yelled, pulling the remainder of my clothes on. I had to find out what happened last night, and I had to do it fast. Yeah. Doing it fast. Like sex. Yeah. I ran out of the apartment on onto the street, determined to figure out what events had unfolded, like my legs, I must say, last night.
COMING SOON:
CHAPTER II: CHOJI'S CHOAD