Disclaimer: I'm gonna close my eyes and wish real hard, and maybe, just maybe, I'll get the rights to Kingdom Hearts…
Anything You Can Do
As much as Seifer thinks he can do anything, you start to believe him a little. Because even though he's an arrogant annoyance most of the time, there are some things he's capable of that just nobody else can do.
He's the only one that can decipher what Rai and Fuu mean when they speak. He's the only one that can get away with wearing a beanie twenty-four seven even though it's against school rules. He's the only kid under eighteen that lives by himself. He's the only one to regularly make the final match against Setzer in Struggle. He's the only person who can change personalities on a dime and have people think nothing of it. He's the only guy who can wear a shirt that shows off his stomach and not be called gay. And he's the only gay guy that doesn't get crap for it. And then there's that special talent of his.
Normally, it takes a trip to hell and back to get Hayner to shut his yap. But Seifer, in another fit of his one-and-only-Seifer talents, can actually the kiss my best friend silent.
So it's not that much of a stretch to think Seifer's as awesome as he thinks he is. But you have to look at it in perspective. It's pretty hard to get me to stop fighting when I don't want to. That's something Seifer can't do. As evidence: our epic fight when I found out about 'that special talent of his' I mentioned earlier. Some things, even Seifer can't stop. I take pride in being one of those few.
A/N: A'riiiight! So…I got bored, obviously. And Roxas started up a monologue in my head. He thinks Seifer's dumb, even if he can do all sorts of stuff. Dunno why I wrote this… Probably because it hurts my fangirl heart that there isn't more Seiner stuff out there.