(Set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe)
(Wanda Maximoff aka Scarlet Witch is currently on a situation of her own)
Scarlet Witch: (offscreen) Well, that could've gone better.
(Scarlet Witch is in a room inside a movie theater, glaring at the screen with her arms crossed)
Scarlet Witch: I can't believe how bad this movie was.
(Scarlet Witch gets up and stretches her legs)
Scarlet Witch: Ugh! The seating arrangement was terrible!
(Scarlet Witch walks out from the movie theater and onto the sidewalk)
Scarlet Witch: I'm going back to the Facility.
(Two street punks surrounded Scarlet Witch)
Billy: Hey Johnny, look what we have here?
Johnny: Yeah Billy, I see a nice girl in a red jacket.
Scarlet Witch: I would kindly asked for you both to leave me alone.
Billy: Haha! Yeah.
(Billy and Johnny grab both of Scarlet Witch's arms)
Scarlet Witch: I'm warning you.
Johnny: What are you going to do?
Scarlet Witch: (smirks)
(Scarlet Witch uses her psionic telekinetic powers to tear Billy and Johnny's clothes on the ground, leaving nothing but their underwear)
Billy: (freaks out) My shirt! My pants!
Johnny: (freaks out) She took our clothes off!
(Billy and Johnny picked up their clothes and run off screaming)
(Scarlet Witch laughs when someone claps for him)
Scarlet Witch: Huh?
(Scarlet Witch turns around to be an unknown teenager wearing a strange outfit)
?: Impressive for a Avenger to take on two street punks like that.
Scarlet Witch: Who are you?
Pied Piper: Why I'm the Pied Piper.
Scarlet Witch: (crosses her arms) Like in that folktale.
Pied Piper: Yes, yes.
Scarlet Witch: Why are you here?
Pied Piper: Well I just wanna play my flute in front of a nice young lady like you.
Scarlet Witch: No thanks.
Pied Piper: Well too bad, cause I'm gonna make you dance til you collapse from exhaustion.
Scarlet Witch: What?
(Pied Piper plays his flute as Scarlet Witch stops in her tracks and dances the Funny Chicken Dance)
Scarlet Witch: What's happening to me?
(Scarlet Witch does an Egyptian dance)
Scarlet Witch: I can't stop!
(Moments later, Spider-Man is web-slinging across the New York skyline)
Spider-Man: Well I finish my homework early and Ned's at a family reunion, I can visit Mr. Stark and the Avengers.
(As Spider-Man swings to another building, his Spider Senses we're tingling)
Spider-Man: My Spider Senses are tingling!
(Spider-Man lands on a rooftop, looks down and saw Scarlet Witch being forced to dance by Pied Piper)
Spider-Man: Is that Scarlet Witch?
(Scarlet Witch is still at the mercy of the Pied Piper)
Scarlet Witch: (rolling her fists and moving her hips) Somebody help me please!
Spider-Man: That guy in weird is controlling her with that flute, I gotta save her.
Scarlet Witch: (groaning, rolling her fists)
Spider-Man: I think the flute concert is done.
(Spider-Man shoots a web at Pied Piper's flute, snatches it from his hands, cancelling his hypnotic dancing spell and freeing Scarlet Witch)
Pied Piper: No! My flute!
Scarlet Witch: Thanks Spider-Man, I can control my body again.
Spider-Man: You're welcome Scarlet Witch.
(Scarlet Witch's hands glow red as she throws Pied Piper to the ground)
Pied Piper: (groans in pain)
(Spider-Man webs Pied Piper to the ground)
Pied Piper: Curse you Spider-Man! Curse you!
(Spider-Man webs his mouth)
Pied Piper: (muffling)
Scarlet Witch: Thanks, he was getting annoying.
(Spider-Man and Scarlet Witch do a high-five as they took Pied Piper to the police)