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This is my second attempt at a harem fic, this time with two harem leads who are feuding with each other, as are their respective harems. I hope this one turns out better than Vampire Slayer. We all agree; that was a mistake. You'll never see it again.
I hope I do well with this because this first chapter went through tons of different versions. I even had to go to Syera Miktayee to ask a question about the grudge these two characters have. So, this hard work has to pay off.
Warning: This contains a fair amount of black humor. Be warned.
Images raced through Len Kagamine's mind of his father and mother falling to the black and white checkerboard tiles against an immense blue sky, with their eyes closed and blank faces. The bodies slowly hit the ground, before the tiles on the ground started to glow and spread out.
The bodies of Len's mother and father began to disintegrate into small crumbs. The crumbs started to gather together and a figure emerged from the ground.
It was that bastard Kaito Shion, but there was something strange about him. His skin was as if every single drop of blood had been sucked out of him. His left eye was bright red, and his right eye was bright green.
Kaito let out a smile, and his smile was full of sharp, shark-like teeth.
Then, everything went black.
Len's eyes shot open and he sat up in bed. Neru was sleeping happily and peacefully in his bed beside him wearing black lace bra and panties. He sighed and smiled at her, partially admiring her scantily clad body.
I think I know what that dream was about...
He stepped out of bed and realized he was nude and his boxers were thrown haphazardly over the dresser, along with half-empty glasses of scotch. He was still a bit erect from whatever he did last night.
I don't remember anything from last night. I probably had a lot to drink...
Len sighed, and then a little smile crossed his face.
I bet that Kaito is still a virgin even though he has so much opportunity. Those sweet pieces of ass and my own damn cousin Lenka are after him all the time in one alliance, and he resists and safeguards his virginity just because he wants to be a 'gentleman'. Ha!
Len felt a spike of anger in his head, but quickly got over it.
Not getting how he doesn't take the opportunity to get some and party his ass off is the least of my worries about him. He's the one responsible for my parent's death.
Len shivered at the image of his parents falling to the wood chips on the playground. He slowly slipped out of his bed, but then his head pounded in pain with his every move.
So I did have too much to drink...
He staggered out of the bed and slowly opened the door, enduring the pain from the hangover he had. Still in his boxers, he observed the sight before him and sighed. Empty beer bottles, red plastic cups, cigarettes...drug paraphernalia.
Good thing it's frickin' Saturday; if it wasn't the weekend I'd be royally screwed. I try not to do this shit on weekdays because I actually have a high school to go to.
Kaito Shion rolled over in the bed and came face to face with...nothing. There was nobody in his bed, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
The image crossed his mind of his parents falling to the woodchips and hitting the ground, and he cringed.
Damn...I hate you, Len Kagamine. I can't forgive you...
Kaito's eyebrows furrowed at the thought.
Suddenly, Kaito's eyes lit up with mischief.
We both have harems, right? I could sabotage his harem's advances...
Kaito snickered softly, but then realized the contrast to his rep as a gentleman.
I'll only do it if he makes the first move and tries to sabotage me.
Kaito's mouth went from a slight smile to a deep frown as he realized that today was Saturday.
It's spring, so it's a possibility I might see some skin from these freeloaders.
"Kaito?"
Oh shit.
Kaito rolled over and saw Miku and Lenka lying in his bed. Then, he realized what they were wearing.
They were both wearing cute swimsuits. Lenka was wearing a red and white heart-patterned string bikini, while Miku was wearing a very skimpy green-and-white striped string bikini. They smiled at Kaito in a flirty manner.
Kaito rolled out of the bed in shock. He made a hard landing on the carpet of the master bedroom.
"Argh! Fucking shit!" Kaito exclaimed, before everything went black.
"Oh my god!" Lenka screamed as she and Miku ran over towards Kaito and knelt down very close beside him. Lenka rolled the unconscious Kaito into a face-up position.
She put her head up to Kaito's bare chest and realized he wasn't breathing.
"Holy shit, he's not breathing!" Lenka screamed, and the looked at Miku with worried eyes.
"I'll call the ER!"
She was about to pick up the phone and call the ER when Lenka interrupted her.
"Don't you know CPR?"
Miku paused and put down the phone.
"K-K-K-Kind of...well...I'll try!" Miku yelled confidently, "Lenka! Place your hands on his chest and do 30 chest compressions!"
Lenka quickly put her hands on Kaito's chest and began chest compressions, trying her hardest to save her love interest.
30 times...he's still not breathing!
Miku tilted Kaito's head back and lifted up his chin and began to give Kaito mouth to mouth breathing. She pinched Kaito's nose, and began to blow into his mouth.
It seemed like forever when nothing happened for a long time.
Suddenly, Kaito's eyes shot open, catching Miku right in the act of giving him mouth-to-mouth breathing. He pushed Miku off his face and sat up with his arms crossed around his chest. He was blushing slightly.
"Oh, good! You're alive!" Lenka cheered.
Kaito's expression of complete seriousness did not change, but his face was red as a tomato.
"What the fucking hell were you doing?" he growled.
Lenka shivered at Kaito's furious stare.
"G-G-G-Giving you CPR..." she stammered.
"Okay. Please leave this room; I need time to cool down. I'll be at the pool with you later." Kaito assured them.
Lenka and Miku walked towards the door.
"See you there, pretty boy..." Miku smiled at Kaito with a wink, before closing the door behind her.
Kaito blushed hard, but he turned away to hide it. Walking over to the bed, he lay down on it and took deep breaths.
Goddamnit...I almost died. Still...I'm thankful that they saved my life.
A small smile crossed his face.