A/N: Warning: This fic is completely crazy. When I was little, I loved holding down the keys on the keyboard. As you can see, I still do!
Tails: HELLO! HELLLLLOOOOO! HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!Sonic: OY! Stop speaking in capitals, it's annoying! And what the hell kind of word is 'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'?
Tails: IIIIII DDDDDDOOOOOOONNNNNN""TTTTTT KKKKKKNNNNNOOOOWWWWW!!
Sonic. THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG DAY. OH NO, I'M DOING IT TOO! (Knuckles walks in.)
Knuckles: Doing what?
Sonic. Nothing. Hello Knucklehead.
Knuckles: Who are you calling a knucklehead, knucklehead?
Sonic: OY! (Thinks of a cunning plan!) Hey Tails, come here! (Tails runs into the room)
Tails: HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KKKKKKKKKKKKNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! HHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU??
Knuckles: What IS that THING? (runs away screaming like a girl)
Sonic: Hehe! Standing next to me is a weapon of mass destruction! I shall name him the TAILS 2000! But first I shall tape his mouth shut.
(Duct tapes Tails' mouth shut and carries him out into the street.)
Amy: Hi Sonic! (Runs towards Sonic and tries to throttle him with a hug)
Sonic. Hehe! Go Tails! (Gently but quickly untapes Tails' mouth.)
Tails: AAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!! LLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
Amy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Get him away from me!! (runs off, screaming.)
Tails: HHHHAAAA HHHAAA HHHAAA HHHAAA HHHAAA!!
Sonic: Victory!!
They go to the park and see Eggman with a new robot.
Tails: III'''LLLL GGGGGEEETTTT IIIITTT!
Sonic, grinning: Everyone please, get out of here as fast as you can! The Tails 2000 is extremely dangerous!
(Everyone evacuates.)
Eggman: The Tails 2000?! I've never seen that one before!
Tails, with a vengeance: YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSS YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!! HHHHHAAAAA HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!! MMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY CCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAPPPPPPPIIIIIIITTTTTTTTAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL-SSSSSSPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG PPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS WWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR MMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD!!
Eggman: WAAAAH! MUMMY!! (he runs off crying like a little girl)
Tails: Phew, that was fun!! I'll have to do that again someday!