Hello there and holy shit... i'm writing again!!!It feels alien after this much time that has passed. Well first of all, my grammar is worse than Shark Attack movies so don't rape me. You might have heard about my country...it's called Croatia just in case you were wondering. I will write this story and finish it...probbably. But i have to decide if i'm going to stay in fandom for long. It's up to you because if there is no motivation, there is no reason to stay!Well I should stop whining and start writing a story!

Here we go:

It was a nice and sunny day at Croatia, I was in my room playing CS:GO and if someone ever told me what I was about to witness I would have probbably call him an idiot, well that would have kinda backfired if I ever called someone an idiot because something did happen. This was magical...like a dream...a good dream...Mia Khalifa kind of a dream with a happy ending ofcourse hehe.

Minutes before the events:

Tigress: "Po...we both know how your genious ideas usually end up being a disaster."

Po: "Cmmon Ti, nothing will happen this time...just take this ring and we will be able to fly."

Tigress: "How do you know it is for flying Po? "

Po: "I read that in some of the scrolls"

He lied...Monkey told him that.

Tigress: "Okay fine let's have some fun"

They both put the rings on in the same time and they somehow managed to opened the portal beneeth them and they started to fall in it but before falling Tigress was able to say: "Po, you morron!!!!"

Back to me:

(I'm not gonny give you my real name but let it be John for this story)

Me: "Damn I'm hungry...there is that chicken leftovers from lunch... yeah I should eat that." I get up from my chair to go end get the chicken.

Po and Tigress fall into my room:

Tigress: "Agrhhh thah hurth even me..."

They got up and Po was first to notice that something was off.

Po: "What is this place...looks so weird."

Po looked at my computer and he was able to hear a Russian screaming at the microphone: idi nahui cyka blyat debil... classic CS:GO stuff and both of them were weirded out by that but Tigress started the conversation.

Tigress: " Maybe we can ask some villagers here and than maybe they can tell us in which part of China we are."

Po: "You see almost no harm done hehe"

He kinda knew he was going to get killed by her.

Back to me:

I started to walk back to my room because there were no chicken leftovers for fuck sake.

Upon entering the room I saw 2 figures just standing there and I immidiately positioned myself in my classic orthodox fighting stance with a following question: "Who the hell are you and take your...idiotic costumes off"

Po: "Hey, hey hey...we want no truble, we got lost and we do 't know where we are can you tell us in which part of China we are because I never saw a creature like you."

Me: "This is not China you fucking dick and take that retarded Kung fu panda costumes off so I can shove the slim guy up the fat guy !"

Tigress: " We are not in a costume...this is how we look you arrogant prick. "

Me: " Oh yeah...and I'm actually your dad but your mother just didn't tell you... Take tham off or there will be trouble"

Me: "Fucking Robocop" I said under my breath.

They were still standing there...doing nothing

Me:"Okay... fuck it"

I grabbed the Tiger by the ears and pulled it up like i was getting the mask off...the mask remained and I was shocked at first but than I realized that now I have a pissed off Tiger in my room. Tiger tryed to punch me but I was able to avoid it...thank gods...that thing has a very quick punch.

Po:"Tigress stop...we are not here to spread hate and violence"

He took her away a little bit and I didn't really hear what they were talking but he did say something about me.

Po:"Tigress stop, don't make a scene...we don't know what he is capable off"

The tiger just nodded and they came closer to me again

I was just thinking what to say and do while the panda was trying to calm the tiger down.

Me: "alright fat Jesus, what do you want" I asked.

Po:"First off all I'm not fat...I'm fluffy, it runs in my family."

Me:"Dude...I think nothing runs in your family!"

Even the tiger cracked a laugh at this.

Po:"Why are you so mean...please stop it, we just need to know where we are so we can go"

Me:"Okay okay...I'm going to tell you BUT I'm not sure if you will fit trought this door"

Po just gave me the REALLY look and I noticed that I crossed the line. We went out of my room and I could not stop thinking about what in the Mama June's ass is going on.

Me:"So if I'm correct you two are from another dimension that was created in the mind of one of my own kind and your dimension actually exists...holy shit, I can create a Mia Khalifa army nooooo way man aaaaahahahhaha woohooo, this is so crazy man don't you get it. You never existes before like you were born...your whole dimension was borned in 2008. Crazy shit!"

Po and Tigress had no idea what I was talking about.

Tigress:"What do you mean weird man we are not some imaginary beings from some dimension you are talking about" Tigress said with obvious anger in her tone.

Me: "Yeah keep telling that to yourself...hahahah, for instance Po, you were borne in a Panda village that was decimated by lord Shen, you became the Dragon Warrior...deafeated Tai lung and Kai and you mastered the power of chi. Now you to...tell me that im wrong "

I said with a sarcastic face. They just looked at eachother with shocked and worried faces