Wolf- Welcome to the 3 little pigs X Evo style, I don't own X men or Green Jellys song by the way.
Once upon a time there were three little pigs, Scott, Pietro and john.
Now Scott made his house out of straw, Pietro made his house out of sticks and john built his out of bricks.
As they were settling in the big bad Sabretooth found out that they had moved into the neighbourhood and decided this could be an easy meal, so he went up to the house made of straw and knocked. 'Little pig, little pig let me in' called Sabretooth, looking out and seeing the Sabretooth Scott replied 'not by the hair of my chinny chin chin', 'then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in' so Sabretooth took a deep breath and blew the house down, grabbed Scott and ate him all up, licking his lips sabe's went looking for another meal.
Sabretooth made his way over to Pietro's house of sticks and knocks 'little pig, little pig let me in' sabe's called ' not by the hair on my chinny chin chin' Pietro replied 'then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in' so again Sabretooth took a deep breath and blew Pietro's house down as soon as the house blew down Pietro was eaten up too, then Sabretooth made his way to the final house, the house of bricks 'little pig, little pig let me in' called Sabretooth 'not by the hair on my chinny chin chin' john replied 'then I'll huff and I'll puff I'll blow your house in' so sabe's took a deep breath and huffed and puffed but could not blow it down 'it's made of something called concrete' john shouted out the window but quickly closed it again hearing Sabretooth's menacing growl.
Now john was a smart piggy and he quickly picked up the phone and dialled 911, and they sent out Deadpool just as fast as they could 'yo kitty cat I'm your worst nightmare, your ass is mine' said Deadpool pointing a gun and a sword at him, and then the Sabretooth fell dead and that's the end of this story.