A/N: This is my first attempt at a fanfic like this, and I'm basically writing scenes based on various quotes I've found that I think are funny/stupid :) Review and let me know what you think!
Chapter 1:
"Aaand, action!" Jiraiya yelled.
"I am Kakashi Hatake," Kakashi began. "I would tell you my likes and dislikes, but personally, I don't think that's any of your business-"
"Cut! Kakashi, stick to the script will you?"
"But I've just met these guys! I can't tell them my life story! They could be stalkers for all I know!"
Naruto grinned innocently.
"See? Just look at that unsettling face! You can just tell he's planning something!"
"Kakashi…"
He sighed dramatically. "I am Kakashi Hatake. I have no intentions of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream…"
He got an inspired look in his eyes.
"Oh dear lord," Jiraiya muttered.
"I have a dream!" Kakashi declared. "A dream that one day on the green hills of Konoha ninja will not have to read from the script of injustice, and can instead speak freely –"
"Cut! For the love of - Kakashi, stop trying to start a revolution in my studio!"
"I am being inspiring."
"I think the word you're looking for is deluded. Now get on with it!"
"But I can't just space out while talking to my students! What kind of teacher does that make me?"
"A fake one! Now say the line!"
Kakashi sighed again.
"I am Kakashi Hatake. I have no intentions of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream…" He spaced out. "... I have a few hobbies."
"Finally! Naruto, you're up!"