Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, there would be more NejiTen episodes.

Well…you've come for help, have you not? If you did, you're at the right place. Let's get to work.

Okay, here we are. The nearest ninja clothing outlet. Go find something, and let me laugh at you some more.

Enter name here: -picks up something-

(This comment has been edited for the safety of your religion)Oh my grape. YOU NEED HELP. Okay, here's the bishi section. Find something decent.

Enter name here: -picks out something-

Okay…now go try it out. Is it baggy? Good. Tight only for kunoichis.

Let's perform a test, shall we?-whistles-

Random Fangirl-What, Tsukiko-chan? –looks at you- Oh my…Who's your friend?

Thanks, Mai-chan. She's not nose-bleeding yet….Okay, you still need a little bit of improvement, but you're well on your way. Good luck.

Enter name here: What do you mean? Are you leaving me?

No, I'm passing the torch to Gaara-sama.

Enter name here: THE Sabaku no Gaara? Oh no…He'll kill me if I mess up!

Well, that's kind of your problem isn't it?-leaves-

Gaara-Hello.

Enter name here: -On the floor, praying for your life- Oh…hi.

Gaara: So, what are you supposed to be….

Enter name here: Um…Tsukiko-sama said you'd help me become a bishi.

Gaara: Well…I owe her a favor…so let's work on your personality. First, quit smiling.

Enter name here: -sticks out lip- But I like smiling.

Gaara: Not if you're a bishi you don't.

Enter name here: Why not? If the fangirls hate me for smiling…so be it.

Gaara: -slaps you-

Enter name here: What was that for?

Gaara: I don't like you. You deny the rules of bishidom.

Enter name here: And that's any reason to slap me?

Gaara: It's not that. I slapped you because you had a mosquito on your head.

Enter name here: Really?

Gaara: Nope. Now… stop falling for sarcastic comments.

Enter name here: Cut me some slack, man!

Gaara: Nope. I don't do the whole mercy thing.

Enter name here: Now, what's next?

Gaara: We're going to brush each other's hair.

Enter name here: OOOOHHH! FUN!

Gaara: -slaps you again-

Enter name here: -whines like a puppy-

Gaara: You were thinking about Temari, weren't you?

Enter name here: -sweatdrop-

Gaara: Turn that thing off! And come out of the bushes, Tsuki-sama!

Erm…we'll continue later on….Gaara is about to go nuts on you, you moose.