My first songfic, and my first iCarly fic as well. I didn't use the entire song, because my story wasn't that long. Crits encouraged!

Song is Smile by Lily Allen

When you first left me

I didn't know what to say

I've never been on my own that way

Just sat by myself all day

I hated him. That's all I could say. I hated Jonah with a passion. I didn't know what to do about it, though.

My first boyfriend in a long time had tried to cheat on me. With my best friend, at that.

I know it's not Carly's fault that she's perfect and all the guys love her. She had sounded hurt, too, knowing that her best friend's boyfriend had preferred her.

After a while sitting in my room, wondering why no guy wanted me, I started thinking of revenge. Then an idea hit me, an idea so great that I laughed to myself.

I was so lost back then

But with a little help from my friends

I found the light in the tunnel at the end

We were doing iCarly that evening. My plan was going to come together so soon, so very soon.

Carly and Freddie were oblivious to the fact that I knew what Jonah had tried to do. I knew they were only doing it for me.

I called him to the camera, and before he knew it, he was being wedgie-bounced in front of hundreds of thousands of viewers. I thought it was the end.

Surely he would know from that experience that Sam Puckette does not get used, correct?

Now you're calling me up on the phone

So you can have a little whine and a moan

And it's only because you are feeling alone

A few weeks later I was chilling at the Shay's apartment. Eating their food, watching their television, the usual.

Right in the middle of one of my favorite episodes of Girly Cow, my cell phone started ringing. The instant I answered, I nearly puked. It was Jonah.

"Hey babe, what's up?" he asked, his voice sounding so smug that I felt like punching him.

"I'm not your 'babe', Jonah, and I thought you got the point-we're through." I hung up on him, but a few minutes later he called back.

"Aw, Sam, come on. You know I was just playing around. You're the only girl for me. Didn't you know that?" he asked, his voice dripping with fake sincerity.

"Jonah, I'm going to say three words. I'll say them slowly so that maybe you'll get them through your thick skull. I'm. Dumping. You." I hung up. And what did he do? He called again.

"Look Jonah, stop calling me or you're going to be seriously maimed." He laughed. That made me angry. I screeched into the phone and threw it on the floor.

At first when I see you cry

Yeah It makes me smile

Yeah it makes me smile

At worst I feel bad for a while

But then I just smile

I go ahead and smile

At school the next day he attempted to get me to go on a date with him. "I'd rather date barf," I said simply, walking away. He followed me.

I turned around to face him, my eyes squinting and my mouth a straight line.

"Come on Sam, don't you remember how happy we were together?"

Instead of answering with the string of insults on the tip of my tongue, I punched him with all the force I could muster.

Without looking back, I stormed off towards my two friends.

Carly and Freddie stared at me with bewildered expressions on their faces, but then I just smiled.