Hello fan fiction people and IZ lovers from all around the world. This is my first story. So please, please, please go easy on me here. I'm new at this…and I'm sensitive.

This is one of those Zim-figures-out-that-his-mission-is-not-real-and-that-he-is-a-defective and blah, blah. But I was gonna make mines…different. Yeah that's the word. Oh yeah and Tak might show up in gonna later chapters.

Disclaimer: I do not in any way shape or form own Invader Zim. I have nothing to do with it. If JHONEN VASQUEZ decides to sue me he will get nothing but a few monies and a DSi that's about it.

Prologue

"-and that is how I will use the mice too feed off of the humans once they all have consume that filthy peanut butter." Zim says to his dear Tallest as if he had just got finish proving a point.

By the time he had finish talking (which seems to have been a long time) Tallest Red was leaning in his chair with his hand on his face looking plain board as Tallest Purple was sitting in a chair, next to his friend, asleep.

Zim stared blankly as he waited for a positive response, only to get a negative one.

After struggling to get his so called friend awake Tallest Red began to scowl Zim.

"So you expect this pathetic plan to work on something?"

"I…I…well…I am an unstoppable death machi-"

Zim was cut off by Tallest Purple who seemed to be looking as if he was awake the whole time. "-Don't even say it…" he commanded.

"…" was all Zim managed to get out.

Tallest Red started to talk again. "Zim, Zim, Zim…are you not getting the picture here?" He went on without letting Zim answer. "You ARE BANISHED! You are not to step foot on Irk and if you do you better be good at dodging lasers, over billions of lasers, and all pointing at you and that pathetic, trashy S.I.R unit of yours.

"My Tall-"

"-And don't start with all that I am amazing or I am Zim" Tallest Purple interrupted again. "We all know who you are. A waste of space, an insane maniac that should be lock up or better yet BANISHED! This is what we did when we sent you to Earth. We are tired of it Zim you reporting back every 5 minutes about nothing. Your mission is a fake lie, now go away! No one likes you here; you are a laughing stock of the whole Irken Empire!

Tallest Red finishes it off "You are a defective."

Zim stood there looking dumbstruck.

"We are cutting your transmission so you may never bother us with your little games again. Oh and you were never even a player. Good bye defective!" And with that the very last transmission to the Tallest was ended.

Zim was stuck there looking lost, bewildered, lonely…

So how was it? Did you like it? I hope you did. I didn't think it was all that myself but hey I'm no professional author or anything… So please review and tell me whatcha think. But please be polite about it. Oh and sorry if I made the Tallest to harsh but hey we all know they hate Zim. Byes!

*Invader Catty*