The City of Midgar...
A lively city with not so friendly people. ::shows a old lady getting mugged and being beaten down:: The schooling...not so in tacked. ::Shows a school being towed down by a kindergartener in a pick-up truck:: But there's only one good thing about it...The AVALANCHERS!
::the powerpuff girls theme plays as they show the AVALANCHERS riding around in a car with beer bottles in there hands. The they showed the villains (boo), and then AVALANCHE beating the shit out of them. Then the song stops::
Ah yes, the AVALANCHERS, such cool people, friendly and open to other. Well except Vincent, hahahaha!!
Vincent] Hey!
Cid] Well, its true.
Vincent] I don't care! Why am I the gloomy one? I'm happy sometime, RIGHT!? ::shakes Cid rapidly::
Cid] Vincent...you scare the shit out of me.
Ahem, may I continue?
Both] yeah.
Good. Midgar would have been a magnate for crime, rape, murder, treason, terrorist attacks...
FF7 people] GET ON WITH IT!
Sorry! Anyways, on with the fic, if I don't screw up again I just might get apart in Mrs. Leono's stories, hehe.
Valentina] Don't quit your day job, Hex!!
Hex] Ack, uhh, ok back to the fic, before I get fired...
Valentina] You're damn right! You're hanging by a thread my dear friend! ::throws a soda can at him::
Hex] OW YOU DAMN BITCH...I mean thank you Mrs. Leono, may I have another? ::bows::
Valentina] Yes. ::throws a Mountain Dew can at him, then a old Coke Cola bottle:: Now read damn you!
Hex] ::mumbles something and continues:: But there's always someone who thinks they can get away with crime without AVALANCHE knowing, the evil MojoHojo!!
Hojo] Hey! Don't call me MojoHojo! It's Hojo, damn it!
Hex] Whatever. Hojo was Midgar most evil, most vile, most malicious, most obnoxious..
Hojo} GET ON WITH IT!
Hex] Sorry. He was Midgar's most hated man.
Hojo] That's better.
Hex] He worked in his lab night and day working on a new creation to destroy AVALANCHE, and rule the world.
Hojo] ::laughs:: yes! No one will stop me! Once Rex-TX1 is ready I'll rule the world hahahaha, and I'll be unstoppable, cause no one can beat, Hojo, that's right, no one can beat me the great Hojo AND because MojoHojo said so, HAHAHHAHA!! Wait.....I just called myself MojoHojo, DAMN IT!!
Hex] Oh no! I hope it won't be done until tommarow, the AVALANCHERS are too drunk to do anything now.
::At Tifas bar::
Yuffie] WHOOOO!! Take it off, Vinny, WHOO!!
::Vincent is dancing on the bar totally wasted and stripping::
Vincent] I'm too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my cape, oh yeah!
Barret] Man, I'm so...wasted! Hey Tifa! Get me another beer, Playboy girl!
Tifa] Barret! How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?!
Cloud] You know it's true, Tif. You screw anyone who lands on ya.
Tifa] That's SO not true!
::Vincent then falls off the bar and lands on Tifa::
Tifa] Oh Vincent! ::starts to make out with him::
Cid] You know, I think Vincent dose that on purpose.
Cait Sith] NAH! That's not Vincent style.
Vincent] Hey Tifa, what to go somewhere else?
Tifa] The back room?
Vincent] Sure!
::Vincent and Tifa run into the back room and shut the door behind them. Everyone looks to the door then to Cait Sith.::
Cait Sith] Ok, maybe I was wrong, so what!?
Hex] Meanwhile...
Hojo] Hahaha, my monster is complete! Now AVALANCHERS meet your fate!!
Hex] Back at the bar...
::Everyone is all crazy like, Yuffie is swinging on the light fixture, Barret runs up to the camera and scream in it, Cid is singing "I believe I can fly", Clouds pasted out, Cait Sith and Red are playing poker, and Tifa and Vincent are still in the back::
Red] Hey, I have a bad feeling that Midgar is going to be attacked by a T-Rex like monster.
Cait Sith] Nah, its must be Yuffies cooking doing that.
Red] ::farts:: Yep!
Hex] Just then, a huge T-Rex like monster attacks Midgar!
::people scream in horror running from this terrible monster::
Hex] Then...
::Their naked Aeris phone starts to ring as her tits start to blink. Tifa run out of the back room naked and answers the phone.::
Tifa] Hello powerpu...I mean AVALANCHE.
Reeve] AVALANCHE, the city is in danger, a huge T-Rex like monster is attacking the city, hurry!
Tifa] We're on our way! ::she hangs up the phone:: Come on guys ::The powerpuff theme plays as she runs out the door naked::
Cait Sith] Uhhh...
::Vincent walks out dressed, and everyone looks to the door waiting::
Red] 5...4...3...2...1..
::Tifa runs back in and into the back room. She comes back out all dress:: Tifa] Come on guys!
::theme plays again as they run out the door leaving pasted out cloud behind. They get in a convertible and drives off::
Cait Sith] Hey, I didn't know we had a convertible?
Tifa] We don't.
Cait Sith] Then who's car is this?
Vincent] His...::points to a guy running after them screaming that's my car:::
Cait Sith] ::looks:: oh, ok! ::turns back around::
Yuffie] ::stands up and starts to take off her shirt:: WHOOO!
Cid] Aw Man!!! Yuffie, put your damn shirt back on!!
Barret] Yeah, foo! We maybe drunk, but I'm not that drunk to look at your tits!!
Yuffie] You guys are mean assholes!
Cid & Barret] We know.
::they past up a sign that said: Leaving Midgar::
Red] Uhh, Tifa, why are we leaving Midgar?
Tifa] I don't want to get killed by that huge T-rex like monster, are you nuts!
Red] Yeah you got a point.
Cid] So, where to people? ::takes out a cigarette and lights it::
Yuffie] How about Costa Del Sol?
Everyone] Nah!
Barret] Gold Saucer?
Everyone] Nah!
Vincent] How about Hell?
::everyone pauses for a solid minute and then...::
Everyone] Yeah!!
::the song "Highway to Hell" plays as they leave Midgar::
Hex] Once again the day is screwed thanks to the AVALANCHERS! My god that was one crapy ass fic. You AVALANCHERS suck!!!!
::the car stops::
Hex] Uh oh, uh...bye!!
::hex runs for his dear sweet life as they chase him with the car down the highway. The they ran him over 5 times::
Tifa] There! That teaches you to say we suck, you ass!!
::they drive off with the song still playing::
Valentina] Hello everyone, I am Valentina Leono the author of this fic. I know it might have been corny, but I was my first one, SO DON'T JUDGE ME!! ::clears throat:: I hope you review this, it will bring a smile to my face. Thank you everyone, kiss kiss.
Copy writes Squaresoft.
A lively city with not so friendly people. ::shows a old lady getting mugged and being beaten down:: The schooling...not so in tacked. ::Shows a school being towed down by a kindergartener in a pick-up truck:: But there's only one good thing about it...The AVALANCHERS!
::the powerpuff girls theme plays as they show the AVALANCHERS riding around in a car with beer bottles in there hands. The they showed the villains (boo), and then AVALANCHE beating the shit out of them. Then the song stops::
Ah yes, the AVALANCHERS, such cool people, friendly and open to other. Well except Vincent, hahahaha!!
Vincent] Hey!
Cid] Well, its true.
Vincent] I don't care! Why am I the gloomy one? I'm happy sometime, RIGHT!? ::shakes Cid rapidly::
Cid] Vincent...you scare the shit out of me.
Ahem, may I continue?
Both] yeah.
Good. Midgar would have been a magnate for crime, rape, murder, treason, terrorist attacks...
FF7 people] GET ON WITH IT!
Sorry! Anyways, on with the fic, if I don't screw up again I just might get apart in Mrs. Leono's stories, hehe.
Valentina] Don't quit your day job, Hex!!
Hex] Ack, uhh, ok back to the fic, before I get fired...
Valentina] You're damn right! You're hanging by a thread my dear friend! ::throws a soda can at him::
Hex] OW YOU DAMN BITCH...I mean thank you Mrs. Leono, may I have another? ::bows::
Valentina] Yes. ::throws a Mountain Dew can at him, then a old Coke Cola bottle:: Now read damn you!
Hex] ::mumbles something and continues:: But there's always someone who thinks they can get away with crime without AVALANCHE knowing, the evil MojoHojo!!
Hojo] Hey! Don't call me MojoHojo! It's Hojo, damn it!
Hex] Whatever. Hojo was Midgar most evil, most vile, most malicious, most obnoxious..
Hojo} GET ON WITH IT!
Hex] Sorry. He was Midgar's most hated man.
Hojo] That's better.
Hex] He worked in his lab night and day working on a new creation to destroy AVALANCHE, and rule the world.
Hojo] ::laughs:: yes! No one will stop me! Once Rex-TX1 is ready I'll rule the world hahahaha, and I'll be unstoppable, cause no one can beat, Hojo, that's right, no one can beat me the great Hojo AND because MojoHojo said so, HAHAHHAHA!! Wait.....I just called myself MojoHojo, DAMN IT!!
Hex] Oh no! I hope it won't be done until tommarow, the AVALANCHERS are too drunk to do anything now.
::At Tifas bar::
Yuffie] WHOOOO!! Take it off, Vinny, WHOO!!
::Vincent is dancing on the bar totally wasted and stripping::
Vincent] I'm too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my cape, oh yeah!
Barret] Man, I'm so...wasted! Hey Tifa! Get me another beer, Playboy girl!
Tifa] Barret! How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?!
Cloud] You know it's true, Tif. You screw anyone who lands on ya.
Tifa] That's SO not true!
::Vincent then falls off the bar and lands on Tifa::
Tifa] Oh Vincent! ::starts to make out with him::
Cid] You know, I think Vincent dose that on purpose.
Cait Sith] NAH! That's not Vincent style.
Vincent] Hey Tifa, what to go somewhere else?
Tifa] The back room?
Vincent] Sure!
::Vincent and Tifa run into the back room and shut the door behind them. Everyone looks to the door then to Cait Sith.::
Cait Sith] Ok, maybe I was wrong, so what!?
Hex] Meanwhile...
Hojo] Hahaha, my monster is complete! Now AVALANCHERS meet your fate!!
Hex] Back at the bar...
::Everyone is all crazy like, Yuffie is swinging on the light fixture, Barret runs up to the camera and scream in it, Cid is singing "I believe I can fly", Clouds pasted out, Cait Sith and Red are playing poker, and Tifa and Vincent are still in the back::
Red] Hey, I have a bad feeling that Midgar is going to be attacked by a T-Rex like monster.
Cait Sith] Nah, its must be Yuffies cooking doing that.
Red] ::farts:: Yep!
Hex] Just then, a huge T-Rex like monster attacks Midgar!
::people scream in horror running from this terrible monster::
Hex] Then...
::Their naked Aeris phone starts to ring as her tits start to blink. Tifa run out of the back room naked and answers the phone.::
Tifa] Hello powerpu...I mean AVALANCHE.
Reeve] AVALANCHE, the city is in danger, a huge T-Rex like monster is attacking the city, hurry!
Tifa] We're on our way! ::she hangs up the phone:: Come on guys ::The powerpuff theme plays as she runs out the door naked::
Cait Sith] Uhhh...
::Vincent walks out dressed, and everyone looks to the door waiting::
Red] 5...4...3...2...1..
::Tifa runs back in and into the back room. She comes back out all dress:: Tifa] Come on guys!
::theme plays again as they run out the door leaving pasted out cloud behind. They get in a convertible and drives off::
Cait Sith] Hey, I didn't know we had a convertible?
Tifa] We don't.
Cait Sith] Then who's car is this?
Vincent] His...::points to a guy running after them screaming that's my car:::
Cait Sith] ::looks:: oh, ok! ::turns back around::
Yuffie] ::stands up and starts to take off her shirt:: WHOOO!
Cid] Aw Man!!! Yuffie, put your damn shirt back on!!
Barret] Yeah, foo! We maybe drunk, but I'm not that drunk to look at your tits!!
Yuffie] You guys are mean assholes!
Cid & Barret] We know.
::they past up a sign that said: Leaving Midgar::
Red] Uhh, Tifa, why are we leaving Midgar?
Tifa] I don't want to get killed by that huge T-rex like monster, are you nuts!
Red] Yeah you got a point.
Cid] So, where to people? ::takes out a cigarette and lights it::
Yuffie] How about Costa Del Sol?
Everyone] Nah!
Barret] Gold Saucer?
Everyone] Nah!
Vincent] How about Hell?
::everyone pauses for a solid minute and then...::
Everyone] Yeah!!
::the song "Highway to Hell" plays as they leave Midgar::
Hex] Once again the day is screwed thanks to the AVALANCHERS! My god that was one crapy ass fic. You AVALANCHERS suck!!!!
::the car stops::
Hex] Uh oh, uh...bye!!
::hex runs for his dear sweet life as they chase him with the car down the highway. The they ran him over 5 times::
Tifa] There! That teaches you to say we suck, you ass!!
::they drive off with the song still playing::
Valentina] Hello everyone, I am Valentina Leono the author of this fic. I know it might have been corny, but I was my first one, SO DON'T JUDGE ME!! ::clears throat:: I hope you review this, it will bring a smile to my face. Thank you everyone, kiss kiss.
Copy writes Squaresoft.