Umm... Hi? WAIT WAIT WAIT BEFORE YOU KILL ME! I just got this opportunity to be creative after tons of school and writer's block and poor focus! JUST TAKE THE SHORT STORY AND LEAVE ME ALONE! PLZ DONT KILL ME I FAN! *runs from angry mob*
A long, long, long time ago in the land of Minecraftia, there lived a mighty warrior. This warrior had golden flowing locks and a Swedish accent that would explode a woman's ova- Sorry I started fangirling there. Where was I? Oh yes. The mighty Pewdiepie was truly a force to be reckoned with. He was strong, brave, wise, hanso- Sorry I did it again. He would enter caves without a weapon or a pickax to be seen, and would return with seven stacks of diamonds. He was truly a legend. No mob dared to attack him. Until one day, he vanished from Minecraftia, never to be seen again. Some stay he is still out there, defeating the terrors of unknown say he was killed by Herobrine for refusing to die. We will never know.
After he vanished, the people of Minecraftia felt the need to build something to remember him by. People donated as much gold and diamond ore as they could find. They created a statue that stood eighty blocks tall. It depicted Pewdiepie on a golden platform, kneeling on one knee, and holding a sword towards the ground with his hands. At the base of the statue, there is a plaque that reads:
In Memory of Pewdiepie.
He fought.
He mined.
He vanished.
*brofist*
I'll get to work on another chapter for the story right away! *turns around and sees more angry fans* NOOOOO PLZ! *runs away again*