Advance wars/Advance insanity
this is my first fanfic so this is my first fanfic (so don't be so hard!)
Act 1
Andy, Max, Sami and Nell went to the bowling Ally.
Andy and Max: We feel like kicking butt!
Andy: Your butt max.
Max: we'll see about that little guy, AND yo-
Sami: SHUTUP! Lets just go pay and play!
So they pay,get ready and PLAY!
Nell: Andy and Max VS us.okay?
Andy: no
Nell: yes
Andy: no
Nell: yes
Andy: fine then, be that way!
So the game started and after 3 hours of missing it was a tie, 0-0.
Sami: awww darn it, we're not going anywhere like this!
Andy: (grumpy)well...well.......this over gowned bafoon keeps calling me little fat rat!!!!!
Max whose more grumpy: well you don't stop calling me a big fat egg smelling mice!!
Andy: butmicearecute (but mice are cute)
Max: no ther-
CRASH!!
Sami: YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE'RE WINNING NELL!!!!!!BY ONE POINT!!!!!!!
Max: oh yeah?!watch this!
Uses Max Blast and then throws the ball.Crash!Booooom!.......you can here firefighters.
At the end.
Max: darn it, now I can't buy that infantry that I wanted.
Nell: Lady Luck [=
Max:Oh Shut up.=(
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Yellow Comet
Kanbei:Oh!Sonja!You came at the best time!
Sonja:Yeah. What?
Kanbei:I can't found my other sock.
Sonja:Again!!!!!That was the 846,523,478,563,846,582,758,246th time you told me you can't found a sock?!How in the *-+#@$_~`}&%#$ did you become the Emperor?!
Kanbei:Yes I finally found it on my own!
Sonja:okay,I'll; go to the compu-
Kanbei:Wait!
Sonja:What?
Kanbei:I can't found my underwear.
Sonja:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its on your head you ****.
Kanbei: oh yeah.You can leave now.
Sonja ran as fast as she could.
Sensei comes in and goes to Kanbei.
Kanbei:oh Sensei!
Sensei:I hate you.
Kanbei:But why???
Sensei:Because you still don't have the underwear on.
Kanbei:oh
*********************************************************************** The end of the game.
Sturm:Come back here!
Andy:no!Get away!
Sturm:I got you now Andy!
Andy:HHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
Max:No.Because you called me names at the bowling Ally.
Sturm presses the activation for bomb that is attached to himself.
Sturm:DIE!!!!
Andy:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawke:Sturm.I'm going use my Greatest power on you!
Sturm:What?! NO. NOT BLACK STORM!!!!!
Hawke:NO Strum, its not Black Storm,Its..... Its.....................Its.............................................
Sturm:ITS WHAT???
Hawke:Its BLACK COFFEE!!!!!
Sturm:NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Andy got away and everybody steeped back and look at Sturm lying on the ground
Everyone:WE WON!!!!!THANKS TO HAW-
Sturm:Not so fast.I'm a robot so I do drink or eat.So the coffee didn't effect me.
Nell:OH NO!!!!!
Sturm:DIE!!I AM GOING TO GET YOU ALL!!!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!
Sturm:Hey!I can't move!!
Colin:HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!The guys rusted!!HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!!
Everyone Cheered and got out.
Everyone lived happily ever after.
Sturm:Hey!Get Back HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh whats the use.
Strum become a block of rock and no one saw him again.
oh well..........
this is my first fanfic so this is my first fanfic (so don't be so hard!)
Act 1
Andy, Max, Sami and Nell went to the bowling Ally.
Andy and Max: We feel like kicking butt!
Andy: Your butt max.
Max: we'll see about that little guy, AND yo-
Sami: SHUTUP! Lets just go pay and play!
So they pay,get ready and PLAY!
Nell: Andy and Max VS us.okay?
Andy: no
Nell: yes
Andy: no
Nell: yes
Andy: fine then, be that way!
So the game started and after 3 hours of missing it was a tie, 0-0.
Sami: awww darn it, we're not going anywhere like this!
Andy: (grumpy)well...well.......this over gowned bafoon keeps calling me little fat rat!!!!!
Max whose more grumpy: well you don't stop calling me a big fat egg smelling mice!!
Andy: butmicearecute (but mice are cute)
Max: no ther-
CRASH!!
Sami: YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE'RE WINNING NELL!!!!!!BY ONE POINT!!!!!!!
Max: oh yeah?!watch this!
Uses Max Blast and then throws the ball.Crash!Booooom!.......you can here firefighters.
At the end.
Max: darn it, now I can't buy that infantry that I wanted.
Nell: Lady Luck [=
Max:Oh Shut up.=(
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Yellow Comet
Kanbei:Oh!Sonja!You came at the best time!
Sonja:Yeah. What?
Kanbei:I can't found my other sock.
Sonja:Again!!!!!That was the 846,523,478,563,846,582,758,246th time you told me you can't found a sock?!How in the *-+#@$_~`}&%#$ did you become the Emperor?!
Kanbei:Yes I finally found it on my own!
Sonja:okay,I'll; go to the compu-
Kanbei:Wait!
Sonja:What?
Kanbei:I can't found my underwear.
Sonja:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its on your head you ****.
Kanbei: oh yeah.You can leave now.
Sonja ran as fast as she could.
Sensei comes in and goes to Kanbei.
Kanbei:oh Sensei!
Sensei:I hate you.
Kanbei:But why???
Sensei:Because you still don't have the underwear on.
Kanbei:oh
*********************************************************************** The end of the game.
Sturm:Come back here!
Andy:no!Get away!
Sturm:I got you now Andy!
Andy:HHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
Max:No.Because you called me names at the bowling Ally.
Sturm presses the activation for bomb that is attached to himself.
Sturm:DIE!!!!
Andy:nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawke:Sturm.I'm going use my Greatest power on you!
Sturm:What?! NO. NOT BLACK STORM!!!!!
Hawke:NO Strum, its not Black Storm,Its..... Its.....................Its.............................................
Sturm:ITS WHAT???
Hawke:Its BLACK COFFEE!!!!!
Sturm:NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Andy got away and everybody steeped back and look at Sturm lying on the ground
Everyone:WE WON!!!!!THANKS TO HAW-
Sturm:Not so fast.I'm a robot so I do drink or eat.So the coffee didn't effect me.
Nell:OH NO!!!!!
Sturm:DIE!!I AM GOING TO GET YOU ALL!!!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!
Sturm:Hey!I can't move!!
Colin:HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!The guys rusted!!HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!!
Everyone Cheered and got out.
Everyone lived happily ever after.
Sturm:Hey!Get Back HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oh whats the use.
Strum become a block of rock and no one saw him again.
oh well..........