KAHS: A Hiyas mah name is well take a look-see to the far left; this is my first Fan Fiction so bare with me. I'm going to torture the Naruto Char.
Disclaimer: I don't own I don't even own my sanity
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Chapter 1: Shino
Today Shino had a mission with no conditions but it was D-rank so he let his suspicious feeling in his gut slide. But in the back in his mind it kept saying "DON'T TAKE IT SHINO, NO DON'T" you know what he did … he took the mission
"Shino take care of a girl names Erysu (ME!)" Tsunade informed him of the mission of no conditions; he just nodded in agreement unsuspected on what yet to come.
"Erysu-chan please come out" the Hokage called to the costumer.
"Hiyas!" a brunette said as she bounced in hyperly" who's my new tortu- err I mean my take carerer" she said correcting the first statement of the sentence.
'Is carerer a word?' Shino thought about the odd sentence of the overly hyperactive brunette whom he is suppose to take care of.
"SHINOOOOOO" Erysu tried to snap the insect user out of his thoughts
"SHIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO! Answer me! HUUULLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!" she was shaking him by his neck.
"Can't breathe" he barely whispered out gasping for air.
"OH srry's" she apologized for ringing his neck
"Just to tell you Shino, you shift end at 1 o'clock, oh hear a grand idea why don't you show her around Konoha to past the time" Tsunade said in her office which they were still in for some odd reason
"That a GREAT idea Tsunade-sama!" She said overly hyper. Shino stalked out the door as Erysu followed him as silent as a cat (I LUV SIMILIES). She skipped behind him silently for halve the time and when Shino least expected it…
"RAID!" she yelled out as loud as she could which is pretty loud.
Shino is a stoic guy sooo you wouldn't get much emotion out of him but turned around with a "WTF" look plastered upon his face though no who could but she read that look.
"Raid..?" in each hand holding up an extra strong can of Raid and then a flyswatter.
"IMMMM HUNNNNNNGGGGRRRRRRYYYYYYY" Erysu whined with still the can of Raid and the flyswatter.
"Let's get ramen"
"WEEEEEEEE RAMEN!" she overly exclaimed, Shino doubt he' have sanity at the end of this mission.
"Were here…"
"K♥" she put the two objects that were yet still in her hands and now in her Trans-dimensional pockets.
"Question?" she asked
"Hmm" he grunted to show that he's listening
"For every Aburame are there 30 000 destruction bugs?"
"Hai…" Shino said trailing off
"Really because for every human there is 30 000 insects" she stated matter-of-factly.
They ordered there ramen and waited since Erysu's not really patient she decided to bother Shino. She took her index finger and slowly crept it towards the insect-user's face and when it was a short distance away.
"POKE!" She said as she poked him, than she did a demented laugh.
" -.-"was his only reply.
Then she tried a different approach she took a clickety pen and clicked it really fast. After a minute of tolerance he finally snapped and grabbed her wrist but her being the authoresses she already predicted that so she yelled
"RAPE!" some passer-by looked in to see what was the commotion, Shino immediately let go of her wrist. And she continued as if nothing ever happened.
"here's your launch "
"ARRIGATOOO!" and she ate very quickly
"SHINO! " she called for his attention. Once again he gave a grunt
"Do you like pie?"
"no" she retorted hoping to shut her up OHHH boy was he wrong
"LE GASP" she gasp pointing a accusing finger at the offending bug user. "u r the evil one the hyper god told me about!"
"WHAT?" He said patience wearing thin
" EVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL" she trailed on
" …?"
"Mister sacred ramen maker person?" she asked
"Yes" he answered
"What time is it?" he looked at his watch and said:
"About 1 o'clock"
Shino gave a sigh of relief and Erysu walked away to await for her next torture subject. MUAHAHAAHAH
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Shino: I hate you
KAHS: DON'T BE GLUM CHUM!
Shino: I'm not glum I'm annoyed
KAHS: DON'T BE MAD BE GLAD
Shino: … u torture me, u made me pay the bill, and u made people think I'm some kind of pervert.
KAHS: So you're not mad
Shino: I'M GONNA KILL U (chases KAHS)
KAHS: Gotta go! (RUN'S AWAY) BYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE