b A/N: /b I wrote this story when I had writer's block a few days ago. It's pretty stupid but the part about Maddie saying something about Snape is true. As you can probably tell already, I was also horribly hyper at the time I wrote this. But I think that it's a good laugh.
Severus Snape felt a light tap on his shoulder. "Hullo Severus! How're ya doing?" A cheerful voice said from behind him.
He turned around slowly and cam face to face with a rosy-faced brunette with cheerful brown eyes. Another girl with a rabbit-like face, a joking twinkle in her eye, and light brown hair falling gracefully down to her shoulders was standing behind her. He snarled. "Who are you two?"
The rosy brunette stepped forward. "Oh! I'm Maddie and this is Talia." She pointed behind her to bunny girl. The girl, or Talia, gave a friendly smile and waved. Maddie then extended her hand forward.
Severus quickly shook her hand. "Why are you here? You don't look like you're from Hogwarts…unless you're transfer students?"
Talia shook her head. "No, we aren't…sadly. We're from…er…the 'outside'. That basically means that you're actually in a story that I'm writing. Maddie here thinks that you act like a wounded lamb in my story! I took it seriously and decided to drag her along to see you in a story to make sure you weren't really a wounded lamb…but you obviously aren't and I'm glad." This speech earned Talia a light slap on the arm from an embarrassed looking Maddie.
"Erm, I didn't mean it literally! I just meant that you…er…acted like one…," Maddie trailed off, hopelessly waving her hands around like some crazed idiot…no…not idiot…rosy reddish rose or radish.
"Don't mind her. She's just talking that way because I wrote it that way." Talia glanced at her watch. "We'd better get going now." She turned sideways and grew an acid green quill out of her pocket. "Ready Maddie?"
Severus looked puzzled, and he blinked a couple of times to make everything come back into focus. By the time it did, Maddie and Talia were gone. He shook his head…a bunny girl and a rose girl thought he was a wounded lamb…or at least and they thought he was trapped in a story…plus they said they were from the 'outside', which was the most absurd thing he had ever heard. Was it just him or was the world going to the lambs, roses, and the bunnies? He thought as he walked down to the dungeons for Potions and to look for Kira Arvingstone to talk to her about this strange occurrence.
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"Talia! What are you doing?" Maddie said her eyebrows scrunching up in confusion as she read the page that Talia had been typing.
"Just writing a story in which we meet Severus. The one I told you about. You know…wounded lamb…we meet him…we tell him about the wounded lamb stuff…" Talia raised her eyebrows and looked in Maddie's direction.
Maddie rolled her eyes. "How many times have I told you not to follow my example and write stupid stories about Harry Potter!" She shook her head sadly, "Ever since I wrote that story about a Marks and Spencer being built on top of Hogwarts and let you read it, you have neglected you other story to write," Maddie gave the page of typing a glance, "this."
Talia shrugged. "Hey! Whitney e-mailed me back what she thought of my story…this story." Talia's eyes scanned the e-mail and her eyes brightened up. "She wants me to write a story about her, Christine, and Draco…I have an idea already…" Talia opened up a new document on Microsoft Word. "Oh and Maddie. Just to let you know that story about the Marks and Spencer on top of Hogwarts was probably the funniest thing I have ever read."
Maddie laughed. "Your story is pretty funny too you know! Even though I would never ever slap anyone!"