GUYS GUYS IT'S A ONE-SHOT! *cries tears of joy* Scaehime gave me the idea (and later the title...), and suggested I post it. :3 Please read their stories, cuz Scae's my new best friend! ;D
Ed and Al were walking through a street market when one of the entrepreneurs stopped them.
"Hey! Do you like lemons?"
"...Um, sure?..." Ed glanced at Al with an unsure look.
"And obviously, you like cats!"
Turns out in the few seconds between both questions, a cat had popped into the armor's hands.
"What the- WHERE THE HECK DID THAT CAT COME FROM?!"
"Sshh, Brother, just accept it." Al whispered soothingly to his brother, which did not help at all.
"Wait till you see my latest creation!"
The man took out of a bag a lemon with a cat face on the side of it.
"...What the heck is this?"
"I carve faces into lemons! Turns out, I had made this one just this morning! Would you like to buy one?"
The bag showed them the contents of his bag: dozens of lemons with faces on them. Most were human, but there was also some animals among them.
"...Um, no thank you, kind sir. We have to leave soon. Right Brother?"
"Y-yeah, Al... See ya..."
The two boys ran down the street for dear life and never went to that market again.
Huehuehuehue...
Happy Winter Break! K bai!