A Ninja Turtle Christmas

by Kitsune Demon of Darkness

WRITTEN BY KURAI RYUNOSUKE. When Kurai wrote this, it was far before Thanksgiving, even. But she feels that this kind of a poem needs to be said, toungue in cheek, of course. Please read and reveiw this bizzare yet pleasant peice of poetry.

Title: A Ninja Turtle Christmas (Kowabunga in the Highest)

Summary: When I wrote this it was nowhere near Christmas, but I feel this non-secular poem had to be said. I am not a huge fan of T.M.N.T; But Their names fit the meter better than, 'Teen Titans.' (Kurai Ryunosuke)

I want a Ninja turtle Christmas

With those Ninja Turtle dudes.

I want a Jesus with Ninjitsu.

One who eats my kind of foods?

I want diciples with cool names

Like 'Donatelo' or Raphael'

I want to see them fighting

Sending Shredder straight to Hell.

Do I want a Ninja turtle Christmas?

Or Jesus under my tree?

A brand new pair of Num-chucks

Or the One who came from three?

For 'Teenage mutant Ninja turtles'

Has a sort of heavenly ring.

For Christ has changed into flesh, today.

Turtle slow in his coming.

His weapons to seem foreign

No crazy weird war cries

He's the prince of peace, not pizza

And his angels dot the sky

I'm a Teenage mutant Ninja now,

And am NOT to cool to sing

'Kowabunga in the highest

To our newborn king.'

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