The Positively Ridiculous Misadventures Of The Kokiri Fairies

This is a fanfiction telling the tales of the inhabitants of Kokiri Forest from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Particularly, the fairies. Since only one fairy was given an actual name in the game, I thought this would be an excellent way to add some OC's to a good game, just for the sake of comedy.

Ask yourself, what was Navi's life like before she embarked on her epic quest with Link? What did she do in her spare time? Did she have friends? Did she ever love someone? WELL! All of these questions will more than likely be answered in The Positively Ridiculous Misadventures Of The Kokiri Fairies!

I do not own anything from Legend of Zelda, All rights are reserved to the game's creator, Nintendo publishing, I'm pretty sure the OC's are mine, but if not, they belong to Nintendo, yadda yadda, SHOW TIME!

Issue 1: Introductions

Navi had just awoken to another cloudy day in the Kokiri Forest. Hovering out of her home made from a hole in a tree, she looked around to see all of the illuminated insects buzz around the atmosphere. She had a feeling that something special was going to happen today.

Almost immediately, an orange bolt of light quickly hovered past her in a blur. She was hit by the wind so hard, she was knocked back.

Navi: "Oww! Hey, what's the big deal, Ranja!"

The orange light came back and apologized. This was one of her friends, Ranja, an energetic goofball who had very little patience and plenty of stupid plans, be they to get rich quick, to get a good laugh in, or just for the sake of making any general plan. Ranja was smart in terms of thinking on his feet, but his ideas and thoughts were quite odd.

Ranja: "I'm sorry, Navi! I just had this brilliant idea! I'M GONNA COOK SOMETHING!"

Navi just gave an irritated look on her face and stayed silent for a moment.

Navi: "Ranja. With all due respect, I'm getting this crazy feeling that this plan of yours could go horribly wrong."

Ranja: "Whaaaat? That's ridiculous! Why do you think this plan won't work?"

Navi: "Ranja…none of your plans work."

Ranja: "That is not true! Besides, I've cooked before!"

Navi: "Uh, yeah! Don't you remember what happened?"

Navi and Ranja shared the same flash back.

Ranja: "This is gonna be awesome!"

Saria: "Okay, Ranja, all you have to do is boil the water, okay?"

Ranja: "No problem! This is gonna be a piece of cake!"

*shortly afterwards, right outside of Saria's house*

-!-

Saria: "RANJA!"

Ranja: "OH COME ON, THE EXPLOSIVE HASN'T EVEN BEEN INVENTED YET!

Saria: "YOU IDIOT, YES THEY HAVE! LINK GETS THEM IN LIKE, THE SECOND DUNGEON IN THIS GAME!"

Ranja: "I THOUGHT THE WRITER OF THIS STORY ALREADY EXPLAINED THAT THIS PREDATES THE GAME'S TIMELINE!"

*Flashback fade away*

Ranja: "Heh heh heh heh! We never even used the boiled water. Come to think of it, I think Saria just told me to boil water because she didn't trust me…"

Navi: (Gee, I wonder why.)

Ranja: "…Nah, that water was a very important ingredient in the fine cuisine we were so delicately attempting to craft!"

Navi: "You were making fruit salad."

Ranja: "AND IT WAS DELICIOUS!"

Navi: "(sigh)…Well, if you're really gonna try to cook again, I could use some breakfast. Let me help!"

Ranja: "Sure thing!"

Navi and Ranja flew over to Saria's house to begin the cooking. Saria had already forgiven Ranja for causing her house to explode. Ranja had an exciting plan for what he was going to cook, and he planned to make enough for the entire Kokiri civilization. Once they arrived, Saria greeted them, and Ranja began explaining his plan to cease his boredom.

Ranja: "Okay, gang, I have a plan! Today, we're gonna make a food so delicious, we'll be able to feed the whole tribe! And I know they'll like it because it is the BEST FOOD EVER!

Saria & Navi: "And what would that be?"

Ranja: "I'll give you a hint. It's a food that starts with a 'P'!"

Saria: "Pizza?"

Navi: "Pasta?"

Saria: "Pineapples?"

Narrator: "Pop-tarts?"

Navi: "Narrator, you live on Earth, Pop-tarts don't exist here!"

Narrator: "Sorry."

Ranja: "Even better!"

Saria & Navi: "What, then!"

Ranja: "PAH-SGHETTI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

Saria and Navi sigh with disapproval of Ranja's ridiculous attempt at a joke, even though they both found it quite hilarious on the inside, indeed.

Later that night, Navi and friends-

Saria: "Wait a minute, Ranja actually managed to cook this stuff without anything bad happening?"

Narrator: "Heh heh heh heh heh heh, why of course not! Your house is still on fire from when he tried to open the noodle box."

Saria: "What, AGH!"

Ahem. As I was saying, once Ranja finally got the dish fully cooked and everyone put the fire out, AGAIN, the Kokiri tribe feasted on the delicious dish of Spaghetti-

Ranja: "Pah-sghetti!"

(Sigh.) Fine, "Pah-sghetti". Everyone got a full stomach and rejoiced in the story of how Ranja caused yet another explosion in the kitchen.

Ranja: "Hey, that's not how it happened!"

Navi: "Yes it is!"

Wait, wait, wait. Let's just use a flashback.

All: "Okay."

*Flashback Time!*

Ranja: "Alright! What should we do first?"

Saria: "I WILL BOIL THE WATER THIS TIME! Ranja, this is simple. All you have to do right now is OPEN THE NOODLE BOX."

Ranja: "Oh, come on, you really think I can screw this up? It's opening a box, how hard can it be?"

*shortly afterwards, right outside of Saria's house*

-!-

Saria: "RANJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

*Flashback fade away*

Navi: "….."

Ranja: "heh heh heh…okay, yeah, my bad."

Well, my first comedy story. Hope you guys enjoyed.

-Tobalancetoslay-