Spring Break drives me to thinking about the things that have happened in my life. I'm referring to the buttwart. I said that once... But I never thought

it would ever have a use.. Hahaha.

An hour ago.

"Okay guys! I'm gonna head to sleep first! I feel so tired!" said the perky Al Bhed.

"GOOD NIGHT!" the party said in unison.
End Flashback

"Hey Tidus, I'll keep watch now, go get some sleep." Tidus turned back and saw a familiar shape coming towards him.

"Lulu...?" Tidus mumbled.

"No, Auron. Go to sleep, you're as useless as a buttwart."

"Buttwarts have purposes... To make people uglier."

"Go to Rikku's tent." said Auron, ignoring Tidus's earlier statement.

"...What?"

"I said, 'Go to Rikku's tent' all the other ones a full."

"..."

"Do you have a problem with that? We're all mature adults aren't we? Still worried about 'Cooties' are we?"

"Shut up. I'm 17."

Tidus walked into Rikku's tent as softly as he could, but almost fainted at the sight he saw. Rikku had taken off all her
unnecessary clothing, leaving her in her bikini top and her teasingly short skirt.

Wow, I never noticed how beautiful she was... More beautiful than I have ever seen Yuna...

Tidus stared at Rikku for a while, until he realized her mouth was slightly open.

How cute... But, I'm pretty sure I'm not in love with her... I mean, how could I be? Yuna, she's... No, why don't I have a reason? How come I don't have a reason for being in love with Yuna? Rikku, she's always upbeat, and optimistic, her smile makes me warm inside, but, why do I always go for Yuna. I see the pain in her eyes when I do, but I don't do anything to comfort her. DAMN IT! Why am I so dense...

Any normal person would immediately think Tidus was a maniac if they saw him right now. He was bent over on
all-fours, just inches away from Rikku's face. Changing his facial expressions as he thought about the two girls that boggled his mind.

Before he knew it, he was even closer to Rikku, staring... Like he expected her to wake up any second. He inched closer, just brushing her lips with his. At that moment Rikku opened her eyes, and saw his face, his eyes closed. She had
been awake since he had arrived. Hearing every word he thought was in his head.

No, I must be hearing things. Besides, I'm pretty sure he doesn't LOVE me. He's probably just a little tired.

When Tidus opened his eyes and saw Rikku staring at him with the amusement of a little school girl at the zoo times ten, he jumped back.

"S-SORRY!!!!" Tidus yelled, now on the other side of the tent.

She giggled a bit before walking over towards him, and looked away. Looking at him again, she burst into an uncontrollable laughter, and Tidus had just turned at least 20 shades of red.

Busted... I'm screwed... Time to sleep outside Tidus.

She bent down and kissed him.

No way!!! S-she's kissing me?

No! NO!!! I'm so stupid!!! I just said to myself he doesn't like me! Now look what I did!!! He's going to think I AM in love with him.

Rikku was about to pull away, but Tidus quickly pulled her towards him, deepening the kiss, but Rikku didn't struggle, she just kissed him back, but then she pulled away after she saw a shadow outside her tent. She quickly jumped away from him as a familiar silhouette entered the tent.

"YUNA!" they both said in unison.

Stupid Lulu. LOL. Don't send a guy to sleep with a girl. I think it'll take quite a bit for the next chapter.