NO MASAMUNE!

When Crono, Frog and Marle go to Magus' castle Frog forgets his Masamune! Will the 3 survive? Read on to find out. Disclaimer- I do not own Chrono Trigger, I'm just a fan writing a fanfic. It was quite long ago when I did Magus' castle, so don't expect this to be spot on.

Chapter 1- The Story begins.

Zzz.

Marle: Crono, wake up. There's a visitor for you.

Pingu: Revenge!

Crono: AAARRRGGGHHH! The author doesn't own Pingu! Hey. It was a dream!

?: Revenge!

Crono: AAARRRGGGHHH!

Frog: Shut up! I'm trying to make a speech to say in front of Magus!

Crono: Sorry, I thought you were Pingu.

Frog grabs Crono and bangs his head on the floor.

Frog: Do I look like an animal?

Crono: Well. Yeah.

Frog holds his fist above Crono's face and-

Frog: Oh. Of course.

Frog cries.

Crono: Oh come on, being a Frog isn't all that bad, is it?

Frog: No its (sniff) not that.

Crono: Then what is it?

Frog: Marle (sniff) dumped me.

Crono: (Yes!)

Marle: No that was Crono!

Frog: Yes!

Crono: (NO!)

Marle: Only joking, I dumped both of you MUAHAHA!

Frog and Crono: NOOO! Revenge!

Crono: AAARRRGGGHHH!

Frog: ON MARLE!

Crono: Phew.

Crono and Frog charge towards Marle.

Marle: Oh Frank!

The Innkeeper comes along. (They were in the Inn).

Frank: Err. You called?

Marle: Ahem!

Frank lifts off his hat to show his white hair and pulls up his sleeve to reveal a hairy, muscular arm.

Frog: Come on then big guy!

Frank gives Frog a "don't mess with me" look, and then he does the same to Crono.

Crono: What the hell did I do?

Frank: You plan revenge-

Crono: AAARRRGGGHHH!

Frank: On Frank-

Crono: YES!

Frank: (In a vicious voice) YOU DARE YOU DIE!

Frog and Chrono: We don't dare!

Frog: Copycat!

Frank: You don't die then.

They go to the castle.

Frog: Wait a second. I forgot my masamune!

Frank: Umm. Bankrupt. Sold sword.

Frog: NOO! FIRSTLY YOU SOLD THE ONE AND ONLY MASAMUNE, WHICH JUST HAPPENED TO BE MINE, AND THEN YOU REMIND ME OF AYLA!

Frank: Ayla. No know Ayla. Ayla no-no know.

Marle: Hey how does Frog know about Ayla?

Frog: Uh. Crono told me.

Crono: I did?

Frog winks at Crono in an "I'll tell Marle" way.

Crono: Oh yeah I did, didn't I! (Don't you dare you stupid amphibian!)

Frog: I can't fight the great Magus without the Masamune!

Frank: Um. sell it to idiot. Idiot bend it. Broken Sword. No Sword.

Frog: Bloody hell! I need a new weapon!

Frank picks up a stick.

Frank: Uh. Big stick.

Frog: It's a bit big. but it'll do.

Frog's theme song plays. Frog starts dancing groovily.

Crono: Get on with it!

Frog: Ok.

The team go through the door and go up both rooms with the weird ghosts then back into the middle place and touch the sparkly thing. Ozzie appears.

Ozzie: Yeah, dig it man, the diggers are rather busy right now, so you'll have to beat Flea the Flea and Slash who looks rather like me! And the 2 monsters and the 98 other monsters of Magus' castle.

A few monsters appear.

Frank: Frank.

Frank lobs the monsters into the bin.

Frog: Ok so the plan now is next- TO BE CONTINUED.