A/N:I do not own yu-gi-oh, if I did, Téa would of died in the first
episode.
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THE WEEK OF HELL
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DAY 1: THE ATTACK OF IT.
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One day Yugi and Yami where walking along the high street of Domino when they saw Seto come out of the beauty salon with a leg waxing kit.
"Hey Kaiba. What's with the leg waxing kit?"
"Emm...it's for...my...cousin's...sisters...aunt's...265th...birthday"
"WOW! She's pretty damn old!" said Yami.
So they walked off down the high street faintly hearing Kaiba say "suckers" but they took no notice. They came to a supermarket called "Food, bread, chicken, you name it, we don't have it-R-us" so they went inside.
"Now let's see...I need...hair gel...grandpa's anger medicine...and Yami's favourite drink "lemon washing up liquid""
"Ummm...tasty"
So they got the things they needed and went back to the game shop, but on the way they remembered it was Téa's birthday! So they ran home, unplugged the phone, taped together the letter box, blocked the chimney, destroyed the door bell, got emergency rations, locked the door, barricaded the door, blocked the windows, grabbed their machine guns, went in the bomb shelter under the secret passage way under the cash register desk, nailed the secret door shut and set their machine guns to kill.
"I don't thing that's enough!"
So they got their sound proof earmuffs, put on their titanium armour, wrote their wills and prayed that it was enough to stop IT'S rampage on the game shop.
Bang........Bang
"It's getting closer"
BANG...............BANG
"It's almost here"
BANG.........BOOM........BANG........BOOM.....
CRASH!
"OH MY GOD IT'S GOT THROUGH THE DOOR!!!" screamed Yami
"IT'S COMING TO GET US!" shouted Yugi!
Yami+Yugi "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Please come to my party, everyone else is there."
Yami+Yugi "@_@"
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
"OK, just shut up!"
"YAY!"
So it...I mean...Téa picked them up, went out of the now half destroyed game shop and ran down the street.
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A/N: Yes, I have cut out yugi's grandpa; let's just say he was on the loo.
~*~
"Hey guys, look who's here!"
Joey, Mai, Tristan, Marik, Bakura, Kaiba and Duke were all locked in a cage with little party hats on. The cage was so small...well...let's just say a cat would have trouble getting in.
"She got you too, huh Yug'?" said Joey.
"Yep, even thought I unplugged the phone, taped together the letter box, blocked the chimney, destroyed the door bell, got emergency rations, locked the door, barricaded the door, blocked the windows, grabbed our machine guns, went in the bomb shelter under the secret passage way under the cash register desk, nailed the secret door shut and set our machine guns to kill."
"Wow, she just doesn't know when to quit," said Kaiba.
By this time Yugi was in the cage with only a millimetre of personal space left.
"OK!" screamed Téa at the top of her voice. "It's time to dance!"
"How can we dance in here?" whispered Mai.
"You'll just have to listen then."
She turned on the CD:
'Baa Baa black sheep...'
"AW, HELL NO!!!" shouted Kaiba at the top of his voice.
' ...have you any wool...'
"TURN IT OFF!" yelled everyone, except Joey.
"Hey," said Joey "you got to admit, it's got a pretty catchy tune, 'yes sir, yes sir three..."
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" shouted everyone back.
And so, the gang were forced to listen to Baa Baa Black Sheep for over three and a half hours. By the end of it, Yugi was asleep, Kaiba had designed a doomsday device to lodge into Téas brain...if she had one...he wasn't very sure, Mai's brain had been turned into mush, Marik was trying to find her mind to send her to the shadow realm, Yami used about 5,678,329 mind crushes, but it didn't work, Tristan was trying to use his hair as a saw to cut the bars, Bakura knocked himself out the 46th time he heard the song and Duke rolled his dice 370,000 times.
"OK EVERYONE!" shrieked Téa at the top of her voice that it blowed Yami's hair into an Elvis shape. "IT'S TIME TO PLAY PIN THE HAIR ON THE YAMI!"
Yami gust glanced at her.............. "ARE YOU INSANE!?!?!?"
Téa had a big fight with Yami to try and get him out of the cage, but she managed to tie him to a wall eventually.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YUGI HELP!"
But little did Yami know, Yugi was still asleep in the cage.
"OK LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!"
Téa put on a blindfold and span around a couple of times then picked up a big cardboard cut out of Yami's hair. She was edging ever closer to the strapped-to-the-wall Yami. But being the dick the Téa is, she got him just there, in the...
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! @_@...." Yami went unconscious.
"HOLY SHIT!" shouted Joey "CALL 911 HURRY!"
And so, Yami spent 6 hours in the operating room in the hospital hoping and praying that Téa wouldn't come and visit him in hospital.
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Okay, it's a bit crap but there might be SOMEONE who liked it...IT COULD HAPPEN!!!
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THE WEEK OF HELL
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DAY 1: THE ATTACK OF IT.
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One day Yugi and Yami where walking along the high street of Domino when they saw Seto come out of the beauty salon with a leg waxing kit.
"Hey Kaiba. What's with the leg waxing kit?"
"Emm...it's for...my...cousin's...sisters...aunt's...265th...birthday"
"WOW! She's pretty damn old!" said Yami.
So they walked off down the high street faintly hearing Kaiba say "suckers" but they took no notice. They came to a supermarket called "Food, bread, chicken, you name it, we don't have it-R-us" so they went inside.
"Now let's see...I need...hair gel...grandpa's anger medicine...and Yami's favourite drink "lemon washing up liquid""
"Ummm...tasty"
So they got the things they needed and went back to the game shop, but on the way they remembered it was Téa's birthday! So they ran home, unplugged the phone, taped together the letter box, blocked the chimney, destroyed the door bell, got emergency rations, locked the door, barricaded the door, blocked the windows, grabbed their machine guns, went in the bomb shelter under the secret passage way under the cash register desk, nailed the secret door shut and set their machine guns to kill.
"I don't thing that's enough!"
So they got their sound proof earmuffs, put on their titanium armour, wrote their wills and prayed that it was enough to stop IT'S rampage on the game shop.
Bang........Bang
"It's getting closer"
BANG...............BANG
"It's almost here"
BANG.........BOOM........BANG........BOOM.....
CRASH!
"OH MY GOD IT'S GOT THROUGH THE DOOR!!!" screamed Yami
"IT'S COMING TO GET US!" shouted Yugi!
Yami+Yugi "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Please come to my party, everyone else is there."
Yami+Yugi "@_@"
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
"OK, just shut up!"
"YAY!"
So it...I mean...Téa picked them up, went out of the now half destroyed game shop and ran down the street.
~*~
A/N: Yes, I have cut out yugi's grandpa; let's just say he was on the loo.
~*~
"Hey guys, look who's here!"
Joey, Mai, Tristan, Marik, Bakura, Kaiba and Duke were all locked in a cage with little party hats on. The cage was so small...well...let's just say a cat would have trouble getting in.
"She got you too, huh Yug'?" said Joey.
"Yep, even thought I unplugged the phone, taped together the letter box, blocked the chimney, destroyed the door bell, got emergency rations, locked the door, barricaded the door, blocked the windows, grabbed our machine guns, went in the bomb shelter under the secret passage way under the cash register desk, nailed the secret door shut and set our machine guns to kill."
"Wow, she just doesn't know when to quit," said Kaiba.
By this time Yugi was in the cage with only a millimetre of personal space left.
"OK!" screamed Téa at the top of her voice. "It's time to dance!"
"How can we dance in here?" whispered Mai.
"You'll just have to listen then."
She turned on the CD:
'Baa Baa black sheep...'
"AW, HELL NO!!!" shouted Kaiba at the top of his voice.
' ...have you any wool...'
"TURN IT OFF!" yelled everyone, except Joey.
"Hey," said Joey "you got to admit, it's got a pretty catchy tune, 'yes sir, yes sir three..."
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" shouted everyone back.
And so, the gang were forced to listen to Baa Baa Black Sheep for over three and a half hours. By the end of it, Yugi was asleep, Kaiba had designed a doomsday device to lodge into Téas brain...if she had one...he wasn't very sure, Mai's brain had been turned into mush, Marik was trying to find her mind to send her to the shadow realm, Yami used about 5,678,329 mind crushes, but it didn't work, Tristan was trying to use his hair as a saw to cut the bars, Bakura knocked himself out the 46th time he heard the song and Duke rolled his dice 370,000 times.
"OK EVERYONE!" shrieked Téa at the top of her voice that it blowed Yami's hair into an Elvis shape. "IT'S TIME TO PLAY PIN THE HAIR ON THE YAMI!"
Yami gust glanced at her.............. "ARE YOU INSANE!?!?!?"
Téa had a big fight with Yami to try and get him out of the cage, but she managed to tie him to a wall eventually.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS! YUGI HELP!"
But little did Yami know, Yugi was still asleep in the cage.
"OK LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!"
Téa put on a blindfold and span around a couple of times then picked up a big cardboard cut out of Yami's hair. She was edging ever closer to the strapped-to-the-wall Yami. But being the dick the Téa is, she got him just there, in the...
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! @_@...." Yami went unconscious.
"HOLY SHIT!" shouted Joey "CALL 911 HURRY!"
And so, Yami spent 6 hours in the operating room in the hospital hoping and praying that Téa wouldn't come and visit him in hospital.
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Okay, it's a bit crap but there might be SOMEONE who liked it...IT COULD HAPPEN!!!
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