Introduction:

So… Here I am. Writing a fan fiction. My first one. I've had this idea milling around in my head for quite some while now, and this is the product of that process. The story is about my main from World of Warcraft ending up in the Pokémon world. And then stuff happens… God I suck at intro's. But enough of my rambling, lets get down to the story. (Before I forget, I sadly don't own anything in this fanfiction but the story and some of the characters . The rest belongs to Blizzard and Nintendo. Crisis adverted. Wipe brow.)

Takoe was riding through the Northern Barrens with his companions. They were on their way to Orgrimmar to ask Garrosh if his companions were allowed to enter The Horde. They were a Night Elf and Dwarf. The Night Elf's name was Geor. He had a greyish skin, long white hair with a goatee and his left ear was sliced in half. Geor was a damn fine combat rogue. Takoe met him when Geor tried to ambush him. They fought for about an hour. Then Takoe decided he had enough of his shit and unleashed his spirit wolves. Geor quickly vanished away before being overwhelmed. They kept bumping in to each other, and when we did they would fight, but they were equals, so that didn't go anywhere. After the 50th time Takoe offered Geor a place in The Horde. Geor accepted Takoes offer and they started travelling together.

Jeod is a completely different matter. Takoe met the arcane mage at brewfest in Dun Morogh. Everybody there was too drunk to notice that he was of a different faction. When the Dark Iron Dwarfs invaded the grounds they fought back to back, Jeod causing arcane explosions everywhere and Takoe kept them of his back via the use of his trusty dual hammers. The next morning they woke up and noticed they were laying naked in the same bed. We decided never to talk about it again and forged an epic brodom.

"I'm not saying you are bullshit. Elves in general are bullshit." Jeod said in his usual, cheery voice

"Is that so? In what way are we bullshit?"

"Well, Night Elves can turn invisible and Blood Elves can steal yer mana. Let me tell ya, that's not natural and bloody annoying in battle."

"Well, you can turn your skin to stone. Like that's supposed to be able!"

"Guys, it's not that I'm not enjoying this argument," Takoe chuckled. "but the Kor'kron have finally noticed us." He pointed at some flying dots on the horizon. "Lets put up camp here and wait for them. No point in tiring our mounts even futher."

"Fine with me. You know Takoe, Tauren are kinda bullshit too. No pun intended. I mean you guys can stun people around you by simply stomping the ground and you have a hellish amount of hp."

"The mutant Troll does have a point there."

"Shut up Jeod."

*About 30 minutes later*

"Hail master Takoe!" One of the Kor'kron riders shouted.

"Hey Nazgrim, sup bro?" The Kor'kron removed his helmet and turned out to be indeed general Nazgrim.

"The usual: Fighting the Alliance, fighting Naga's, fighting Pandaren, fighting Sha… But what brings you back to 'civilization', and who are your prisoners?"Nazgrim pointed at Geor and Jeod whit his axe.

"I'm no prisoner ye gobshite, I'm here ta join The Horde!"

"You have got to be kidding. Takoe, tell me he's kidding."

"He's not."

"Well my old friend, you are in a lot of trouble."

"How so?"

"Well Garrosh has decreed that anyone who has friendly bonds with any of the Alliance races is a traitor. And as you know traitors are put to death"

"Say what now!?" I yelled in surprise.

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in."

"Over my dead body! I try to help the Horde by recruiting, and I get arrested for treason!"

"Calm down man. I'll put in a good word for you. Swear it on my honour." Said Nazgrim trying to hush Takoe

"Sorry, but no deal. Jeod, initiate escape plan 2 alpha!"

And then all hell broke loose. Geor vanished into thin air, reappeared behind the group of guards and started stabbing away. Takoe turned into an air elemental, unleashed his spirit wolves, shamanistic rage and bloodlust and started duelling Nazgrim. But it was Jeod who was really doing the hard work. See, escape plan 2 alpha entails opening a portal to a random location while nuking the enemy with everything you have. If you try spamming arcane blast against an small army of Orcs trying to chop you into Dwarf kebab while trying to open a portal to a life-sustaining place, something is bound to go wrong. Just when the situation started to get hopeless Jeod finished the portal. I placed an earthbind totem and we quickly ran through the portal. The last thing he saw was Nazgrim waving his fist at the air in rage.

Date: Unknown. Location: Presumably another dimension.

I woke up in an crater situated in an unfamiliar landscape. It looked a bit like my home, Mulgore, but the grass was too tall and there was too much diversity in the landscape.
"Jeod, were did you port us to? And where have my armour and genitals gone? Jeod? Geor? Where are you guys at? Well, I guess I'm alone again. Thank the Earthmother I still have my hammers. For some reason my bags seem to have gone invisible, but I can still pull stuff in and out of them. " I said as I pulled my map out. "Blank. Just peachy. It's like the old days all over again.
Suddenly Takoe heard a loud cry and saw something barrowing towards him. He quickly drew his hammers and used a stormstrike on the thing. It looked like a caricature of a Tauren. It walked on all fours, had an ridge of metallic orbs on its forehead and hooves on all its legs. I remember so much of this thing because it was repeatedly trying to charge me.
"Get out of my face! LAVA LASH!" The lava lash hit the beast right in the face and made it fly for approximately 50 meters and landed on a road that I hadn't noticed yet. "Now lets see where that road leads to."

Takoe followed that road in ghost wolf form for about 2 hours without seeing any other forms of life. He had undoubtedly scared the other beasts away. He was completely fine with that, because his mana was pretty low. The portal had drained a lot of it. Then I noticed that I was back where I started. He could tell by the crater he had struck when he exited the portal and the monster that was still lying there.
"Son of a Elf! Why does that kind of stuff always happen to me!"
Suddenly I heard someone talking in the distance. I quickly hid in the tall grass.
"Hey look Pikachu, that Taurus is already knocked out. Wonder who did that…"

"Pika pi?"

"Yeah. It's getting dark soon and I really don't want that revolver guy to find us here a night. It doeas kinda suck that the only Pokémon I find is already KO'ed..."

"Chu pika pi."

"You're right, there must be something that has scared them away."

"Damn right someone has! I just arrived here a couple of hours ago and I'm alredy at the top of the foodchain. I really am the best."

Then the two people Takoe had heard talking came into his field of vision. It was a strange sight. A human boy of about 10 years old was standing there on the road with another monster on its shoulder. It looked like some sort of yellow mouse with a tail in the shape of a lightningbolt. The boy wore some very strange clothes. They looked like some wierd mix of cloth and leather. He had spiky, raven black hair and a very cheery expression on his face. He wore some sort of hat with a green symbol on it. He decided to follow the pair because they were his ticket to understanding this world. He was praying to the earthmother those two weren't complete and total morons.

He followed them all the way to a gatehouse. Apparently he had landed in some sort of national park.
"I told you back before sunset!" Someone was shouting inside the house.

"I know, but we lost our way, please don't hurt me."

"That was the boy. Sounds like he's in trouble." Takoe said to himself. Then he heard gunshots from within the house. "Yeah, he's in trouble. Don't worry kiddo, I'll help you!"

"Who was that! Who are you to think that you can deny me my wrath!" An old human with a farmers hat walked out of the house waving in the air with two pistols. Takoe reverted from ghost wolf and stepped out of the tall grass. The old man almost had an heart attack when he saw him. He started unloading his revolvers on the Tauren, but they were nothing compared to Lord Godfreys pistols. The bullets didn't even scratch his hide.

"Is that all you've got?" Takoe asked him mockingly. "I guess it is my turn now. Because I am new here I won't kill you. Wouldn't want to start on a bad note, now would I? HEX!" The old man suddenly turned into an old frog.

"Hey kid, you can come out now!" I yelled. The boy peeked around the corner to see what had happened. His jaw dropped to the floor at the sight of me.

"WOW! What kind of Pokémon is that? Wait, where is your trainer?"

"What the grat is a Pokémon?"

"You can talk!"

"Of course I can talk. Why wouldn't I be able to talk?"

"This Pokémon must very rare. Maybe he's even a legendary Pokémon!"

"I'm not a Pokémon."

"Hey Picachu, lets make this trip worthwile and catch this rare Pokémon."

"I'm not a Pokémon! And what do you mean by catch?"

"Prepare yourself Pokémon. I, Ash Ketchum, will capture you!"

"I'm getting really tired of your shit Human! I just saved you from a trigger happy old lunatic, and you repay me by trying to 'catch' me! Then you ignore all my questions! And for the last time, I'M NOT A POKÉMON!

He stood there eyeing the boy as intimidating as posible, his eyes burning with rage. "YOU KNOW WHAT! TRY ME! TRY A CATCH ME! I DARE YOU! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY TO OUTLAND AnD THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!

Will Takoe completely lose it? Will Ash be able to survive his rage? Where are Geor and Jeod at? And why did they even end up in the Pokémon world in the first place? Find out in next chapter of 'The World of Pokécraft'! Coming whenever I feel like it.